just came across this pun thread from an eternity ago, seriously,, it was worth Peru-sing
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Banoooooooo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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This just Peru-vs that puns are the highest tier of joke
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jimmy_D123
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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My boyfriend hates puns... his parents just brought this back from Peru. 🀣
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πŸ‘€︎ u/richmonda14
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2019
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When I was in Peru, all the native owls worried me,

I think they were Inca Hoots!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xwhy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2020
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I recently came home from holiday, and my friend asks me: "So, was it warm in Peru?"

I said: "It was actually Chile."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joups
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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I got an incredible deal on some pens that were manufactured in Peru!

They're Inca pens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StingsLikeBitch
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2018
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Did you hear about the woman who moved to Peru?

She’s such a llama queen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lum1nar
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2018
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Surprising fact: Peru is actually pretty warm.

It's not Chile at all.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheCat5001
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2017
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Friend is taking a trip to Peru

She had to go to the doctor to get caught up on her vaccines. I told her to be careful of that ancient Peruvian cold I've been hearing about...

Achoo Pichu.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mmoistmuffins
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2016
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There must be one!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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Peruvian luggage

I treated myself to some leather luggage from Peru.

Alpaca suitcase.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBearDidLady
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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How many South Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

About a Brazilian....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lilbandit
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2015
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Got my son while he was cooking breakfast this morning

My son asked me "Where's the chili powder?"

I replied "Right next to the Argentina powder."

To his credit, he slitted his eyes and intoned "I said 'chill-EE' powder, not 'chill-AY' powder, Dad."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zamoose
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2014
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If you get into a car accident at Machu Picchu, call your insurer right away

It's, uh, Peru dent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaxPaw
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2018
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A llama comes home after a hard day at work...

In an effort to cheer him up, his wife says β€œHoney I have great news! I found a great deal on a vacation for us next week! We’re going to Peru!” The husband says β€œPeru?! That’s fantastic! Alpaca suitcase!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vXDos_EquisXv
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2018
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On holiday in South America - "I'm feeling a little chilly"

"But we're in Peru"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Navarrosaur
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2015
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My sociology teacher is the best

In class we were talking about different ceremonies about "becoming a man". The story goes that a tribe in Peru sends nine 15 year olds into the woods for three days and each has to collect a different item. After the time is up the tribe beats drums to call the boys back. When they return the shaman lays them in a circle around the fire heads pointing inwards and begins to heat up a spear. After The metal is red hot they begin to cut out and remove the boys kidneys. Of course my class asked "why?!" Mind you we are taking this story as notes. He looks at as dead in the face and says "The culture believes they will receive their adultneys" Tl;Dr cuts out children's kidneys because they think they will grow adultneys.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/runbabyrunforme
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2014
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