I think they were Inca Hoots!
I said: "It was actually Chile."
They're Inca pens.
Sheβs such a llama queen.
It's not Chile at all.
She had to go to the doctor to get caught up on her vaccines. I told her to be careful of that ancient Peruvian cold I've been hearing about...
Achoo Pichu.
I treated myself to some leather luggage from Peru.
Alpaca suitcase.
About a Brazilian....
My son asked me "Where's the chili powder?"
I replied "Right next to the Argentina powder."
To his credit, he slitted his eyes and intoned "I said 'chill-EE' powder, not 'chill-AY' powder, Dad."
It's, uh, Peru dent
In an effort to cheer him up, his wife says βHoney I have great news! I found a great deal on a vacation for us next week! Weβre going to Peru!β The husband says βPeru?! Thatβs fantastic! Alpaca suitcase!β
One Peru.
"But we're in Peru"
In class we were talking about different ceremonies about "becoming a man". The story goes that a tribe in Peru sends nine 15 year olds into the woods for three days and each has to collect a different item. After the time is up the tribe beats drums to call the boys back. When they return the shaman lays them in a circle around the fire heads pointing inwards and begins to heat up a spear. After The metal is red hot they begin to cut out and remove the boys kidneys. Of course my class asked "why?!" Mind you we are taking this story as notes. He looks at as dead in the face and says "The culture believes they will receive their adultneys" Tl;Dr cuts out children's kidneys because they think they will grow adultneys.
