What do you call a Philippine contortionist?

A Manila folder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jalfredproofrock
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16
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This year’s World Origami Championship was won by a masked man from the Philippines.

He was known only as the Manila Folder!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rgapinski
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25
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If someone from Holland and the Philippines had a child...

Would their child be a JalapeΓ±o?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jake-eik
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2018
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Found some popcorn at a Philippines grocery store imgur.com/a/zVdFV
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nochilinopity
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2017
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I had a layover in South Korea on my way to the Philippines.

Met a nice Korean girl while sitting in the airport. I realized we had a lot of stuff in common, so we exchanged numbers before I left, and we're still friends today.

Sometimes I call her my Seoul Mate, but I don't know.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kayneargand
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2017
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The Philippine island of Luzon

Me (reading a fun fact): The Philippine island of Luzon is home to a lake which is home to another island, which is home to its own lake which is home to its own island. Dad: so it's a big target? Mom: how do you know it's not a big Walmart?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/terminaljive
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2014
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Got out-dadjoked at work today

Was getting coffee from the coffee machine when the machine said: "Fill Beans"

So I turned to my coworker and said: "Who is this Fill Beans?"

To which he responded: "I think he's from the Philippines"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stebbib
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2014
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3 4 5

Context:

  • I currently live and study in the Philippines

  • One Philippine Peso (β‚±) is approximately 1/40 a dollar. Go check the conversion ratio if you doubt.

  • A single stick of this choco wafer stick right here (called Stick-O) usually costs at about β‚±1

  • I study in a college where student organizations are prevalent and their means of collecting funds is by Fund Raising Activity, i.e., selling consumables to students (usually food at exorbitant retail prices)


Every single time when I see an organization member doing his/her FRA selling Stick-O's, I ask...

Me: How much is that?

FRA: Three for five.

Me: β‚±3 for 5 pieces?

They chuckle in shame. They then correct me:

FRA: No, 3 pieces for β‚±5 pesos

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πŸ‘€︎ u/francis_0000a
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2014
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Got my girlfriend and grandma today

Me: Grandma I like that dress did you get it from the Philippines?

GF: No look at the flower print it's from Hawaii

Me: Ah, I didn't know that belonged to a...Spacific Island

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gooblelives
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2014
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