Rumor has it that the Jewish population in India is skyrocketing

Someone opened up a new New Delhi Deli

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If you want to live drama-free, you should move to India.

They don't have beef with anyone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Burpmeister
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21
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Where can you get corned wildebeest in India?

At the Gnu Deli.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 11
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Who's India's favourite basketball player?

Stephen Curry

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MemeJaguar
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23
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Everyone right now in India is hoarding the flat bread.

It's a naan issue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bay2boy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18
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What did the Indian kid say to his mother when she left India?

Mumbai

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vanpaa
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26
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Where do Indians (India) go after dying ?

Gravyyard

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fakipo2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05
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Where can you buy cheese and ham in India?

At the Delhi counter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KCL80
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24
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Why the heck do cockroaches in India and Japan fly?

Because they are insects, it's a feature...not a bug.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CyberSpork
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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The best kind of bread is the bread made in India.

It’s simply naan-negotiable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PopTarnekPop
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02
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India
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πŸ‘€︎ u/monty_vincent
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2019
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Another film has been released about a barrier in India.

It's a Sikh wall.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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What is the most common exclamation in India?

Holy cow!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Edward_Williams
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2019
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What do you call a multi-passenger vehicle that cannot travel to India?

Colum-bus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HHStorm21
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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What do you call a bad guy in India?

A Curryminal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/creepypatty
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2019
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Did you hear cheese and meat sales have gone up in India?

Apparently there is a New Delhi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wozard-of-iz
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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I'm flying to India to try their famous sandwiches.

Everyone keeps raving about their new deli...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MelkorHimself
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2018
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It's always Sunny in India
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πŸ‘€︎ u/arpan8
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2018
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Calcium Oxide went to India. And people there started worshiping him.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/anshulnegi2152000
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2018
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Who makes all the deliveries in India?

A curry-er

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Irnbruaddict
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2018
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Where do you buy a sandwich in India?

Delhi or New Delhi.

Courtesy of my coworker. We work in a deli.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/obezzle
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2017
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Did you hear what happened in india?

They opened a new dehli.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kirbychris
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2018
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What the Canadian woman change her name to after moving to India?

Sari

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eldowns
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2018
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This lawyer from India kept telling everyone about his flatbread...

he must have signed a Naan disclosure agreement

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πŸ‘€︎ u/contra_band
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2017
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Did you hear about the midget from India who was not feeling well?

He was just a little Sikh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SugarBear4Real
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2016
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What Street Do The Most Unsociable People In India Live On?

Goa way 😏

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danceflaps
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2018
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The people in India don't like the Flinstones

But the people in Abu Dhabi Do!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maximo_the_Great
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2016
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They never worry about running out of flatbread in India.

It's a naan issue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LambentEnigma
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2015
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So I heard there's this new Elvis impersonator in Vegas... but he came from India

He performs under the name Elvis Singh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/john_dune
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2017
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I asked my co-worker, Sayeed, which part of India he is from.

The west-Sayeed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clit_or_us
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2017
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Laundry Capital of Mumbai, India
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πŸ‘€︎ u/krzy32
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2015
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I was worried about the price of bread in India

But then I realized it's a naan issue.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2016
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I told my friends I had the power to sense bread from India when it was nearby. Do you know what they said?

That's Naan sense.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shujinkou
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2015
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I was telling my dad about an ant problem in my bed on a recent trip to India

To which he said, "well, at least that's better than an uncle problem!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/allieoop18
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2014
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So India have sent a rocket to Mars.

It's one small step for naan, one giant leap for naankind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FullSexWithAWoman
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2013
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Spotted on a rickshaw in India

http://imgur.com/amGsLTD Hi, Bad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vanillacoke1
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2014
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Calcium Oxide went to India. And people there started worshiping him.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/anshulnegi2152000
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2018
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