India has canceled Halloween!

They ran out of Gandhi :(

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08
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A rare black tiger is spotted in India

Everywhere else it has stripes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NathanielleS
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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An American, landing in India: Does anyone here know how to play baseball?

India: crickets

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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This is dope. (Yes, weed is illegal in India)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/golubeerji
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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Took a month off work and went to India to find myself...

I was nowhere to be seen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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If you're ever in India you have to check out my favorite restaurant

The Deli Lama

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trtlman
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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Wanted to share a famous joke from when i was a kid in India

What is the biggest gate in the world?

Colgate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coldsolidwater
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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The capital of India received a large shipment of refrigerators for displaying meat but they were contaminated with coronavirus...

it was a lot of new deli cases

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xtaldad
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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There’s going to be a new Walmart in India

If that’s the case, then there’s gonna be a New Delhi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AWMINPUBG
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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Would On/Off in India be called Sari/Not Sari?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Packa7x
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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What is outside of india is called ?

Outdia

(im sorry)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/richard_fredrick
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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Where is the best place to buy meat in India?

At the Delhi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CriticalBiscuits
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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If you want to live drama-free, you should move to India.

They don't have beef with anyone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Burpmeister
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2020
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Rumor has it that the Jewish population in India is skyrocketing

Someone opened up a new New Delhi Deli

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πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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Where can you get corned wildebeest in India?

At the Gnu Deli.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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What did the Indian kid say to his mother when she left India?

Mumbai

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vanpaa
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2020
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Where do Indians (India) go after dying ?

Gravyyard

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fakipo2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2020
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Everyone right now in India is hoarding the flat bread.

It's a naan issue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bay2boy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2020
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India
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πŸ‘€︎ u/monty_vincent
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2019
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Why the heck do cockroaches in India and Japan fly?

Because they are insects, it's a feature...not a bug.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CyberSpork
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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The best kind of bread is the bread made in India.

It’s simply naan-negotiable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PopTarnekPop
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2020
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Where can you buy cheese and ham in India?

At the Delhi counter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KCL80
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2020
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I'm flying to India to try their famous sandwiches.

Everyone keeps raving about their new deli...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MelkorHimself
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2018
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Another film has been released about a barrier in India.

It's a Sikh wall.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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What is the most common exclamation in India?

Holy cow!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Edward_Williams
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2019
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What do you call a multi-passenger vehicle that cannot travel to India?

Colum-bus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HHStorm21
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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Did you hear cheese and meat sales have gone up in India?

Apparently there is a New Delhi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wozard-of-iz
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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What do you call a bad guy in India?

A Curryminal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/creepypatty
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2019
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Calcium Oxide went to India. And people there started worshiping him.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/anshulnegi2152000
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2018
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It's always Sunny in India
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πŸ‘€︎ u/arpan8
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2018
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This lawyer from India kept telling everyone about his flatbread...

he must have signed a Naan disclosure agreement

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πŸ‘€︎ u/contra_band
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2017
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Did you hear about the midget from India who was not feeling well?

He was just a little Sikh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SugarBear4Real
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2016
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Did you hear what happened in india?

They opened a new dehli.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kirbychris
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2018
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What the Canadian woman change her name to after moving to India?

Sari

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eldowns
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2018
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Why don't people in India play electric guitar?

because they prefer a-couscous-tic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/contra_band
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2018
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What Street Do The Most Unsociable People In India Live On?

Goa way 😏

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danceflaps
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2018
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They never worry about running out of flatbread in India.

It's a naan issue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LambentEnigma
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2015
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The people in India don't like the Flinstones

But the people in Abu Dhabi Do!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maximo_the_Great
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2016
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