A meddle-detector
the bloods or the crypts
"Several, actually, depending on the day. I'm a kryptonight."
Thankfully he quacked under the pressure...
An OG Golly.
"Oh, just a couple of minutes ago."
They say you are what you eat. Well I don't remember eating a damn Pussy.
It was organized crime.
Ones a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean
Bikings
They performed unspeakable acts on me...
They’re called the Aller G’s
Go for the juggler.
They went away empty handed, the steaks were to high.
The sheriff decided that he needed to stop them so he rounded up his deputies and they rode out in search of the gang.
After a couple of days everyone was tired and hungry so one of the deputies rode up to sheriff and said “Look sheriff we are all too tired, why don’t you guys rest up here and I’ll ride 4 miles north and two miles east and see if I can’t find us some grub?, I’ll be back by morning”
The sheriff agrees and off the deputy rides 4 miles north and two miles east.
The next morning the deputy returns with all his packs full of bacon! The sheriff says “where the hell did you get all that bacon out here in the middle of nowhere!”
Deputy says “well you see sheriff I rode 4 miles north and 2 miles east and I swear to god there’s this bacon tree just sitting there! A tree that is full of bacon!”
“Bullshit!” Says the sheriff “you stay here I’m going to check this out!”
So off the sheriff rides the same as the deputy did.
The next morning the deputy see’s the sheriff crawling towards the camp with arrows sticking out of his back.
Deputy says to the sheriff “ Boss what the hell happened!”
The sheriff looks up from the ground and says “BACON TREE, BACON TREE, that wasn’t a damn bacon tree you idiot it was a Hambush!”
is between 7 and 9, average and mean.
Go for the juggler
It was a murder most fowl.
The Bloodclots and the Cripples
They did unspeakable things to her.
but it's certainly up there.
The crypts.
police are looking for a gang of hardened criminals
Yo-Yo!
Escarghosts
Police believe they are still at large.
They think you are nuts.
A spagetto
I Q U
It only had Juan member
Biker gang leader: Yes, but for the love of God, Stop calling it “synchronizing our cycles”.
They relax in the Yakuzzi.
The police are looking for a gang of hardened criminals
What did Uranium say to Aluminium and Silicon when they ganged up against it?
• Al-Si-U
The pirate said, “No comrade, it’s Aarhus now.”
They did unspeakable things to her
They did unspeakable things to her.
Police say they're still at Large
The bikings.
The bikings.
Go for the juggler.
