I'm reading a book called "The Yellow River"
It's written by I.P. Freely
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︎ Jun 05 2021
I took a walk down by the river the other day and I heard two birds speaking Spanish...
Turns out they were Portu-Geese
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︎ Apr 27 2021
What did the river-tourist call his mom to say while he was in Africa?
"mom, I can't believe it; I'm in de-nile!"
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︎ May 12 2021
I was walking past the river today and this guy asked me if his rod looked good. Then, he asked if I liked his net. When he continued on and asked if I was impressed by the amount of fish he had caught, I finally lost it and shouted...
"Hey buddy, quit fishing for compliments!"
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︎ Jan 24 2021
My friend said he saw a nocturnal mammal defecate in a French River
I told him thats bat shit in Seine
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︎ Feb 01 2021
I once dreamt of crossing a wide riverβ¦
But it ended up being just a ferry tale.
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︎ Mar 15 2021
what do you call the smaller rivers that run into the nile?
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︎ Mar 02 2021
I can't remember the name of this African river in front of me.
I must be going see Nile.
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︎ Feb 11 2021
Did you know the Mississippi River is a girl?
If it was a guy it would be the misterssippi River.
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︎ Aug 30 2020
What did the river sue for?
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︎ Jan 10 2021
Why is it easier to take an F-150 across a river than a Silverado?
Bc no one ever Chevyβd a river
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︎ Nov 06 2020
Did you hear about the mummy that just woke up and is still convinced heβs ruler of Egypt? When told βthatβs impossibleβ he flew into a rage, ran away, and jumped in a river.
People say heβs in da Nile
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︎ Dec 25 2020
When I was in high school in Belleville, ON, a young local artist spray-painted a beautiful picture on a large concrete wall under a bridge by the Moira river. He didn't get permission to do this, however, and the city eventually painted over it.
Watching his picture go like that must've been pretty demuralizing.
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︎ Nov 19 2020
Rivers are so lazy...
They never get out of their beds.
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︎ Sep 07 2020
My friend said that its impossible for a river to move through the desert.
I told him he was in deNile.
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︎ Dec 25 2020
Why are you bringing me to this mountain river after our couple therapy session?!
Our therapist said I need to valley date you.
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︎ Dec 21 2020
Rivers are...
the original streaming service.
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︎ Nov 09 2020
Whats the fastest thing on the river bed?
A motor-pike and side-carp.
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︎ Oct 08 2020
A man jumped into the freezing river in Paris...
Eyewitness say, the man was in-Seine.
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︎ Dec 04 2020
I thought I was swimming in the river Thames, but apparently I made it all the way to France before I realized...
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︎ Oct 02 2020
Nile river go brrrrrrrr
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︎ Aug 20 2020
Why panning the river in my brain, this lil' gold nugget came to me.
What do you call a Dinosaur that knows everything?
A herd-it-before!
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︎ Sep 22 2020
What did Bones say to Captain Kirk at the river crossing?
Dam it, Jim
(Be gentle itβs my cake day)
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︎ Jul 25 2020
Why did the chicken cross the river
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︎ Oct 18 2020
Two cats had a race across a river. Their names were "One Two Three" and "Un Deux Trois". Which one came first?
"One Two Three" did cos "Un Deux Trois" cat sank.
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︎ Oct 12 2020
If you willingly jump in the river in Paris,
you must be in-Seine!
(Just thought of this the other day and forgot to post it before. Hope it hasnβt been done before.)
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︎ Sep 17 2020
Our local cult just started praying for a reservoir to be created on the river running through their compound
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︎ Oct 03 2020
Took the family on a whitewater rafting trip, and first time we came to a sudden descent in the river, we lost everything...
That was just one of the downfalls!
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︎ Aug 11 2020
I work with a small town search and rescue. We recently had a guy visiting from the big city to do some kayaking on the river.
He doesn't know the area and gets himself lost. All he does know is that there are a lot of grizzly bears roaming around during the salmon spawn this time of year, so he's quite afraid to get out of his kayak.
The temperature starts to drop. He needs to stay warm, and decides to build a fire inside his little boat on the river.
He learnt a valuable lesson that night: you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
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︎ Aug 17 2020
The reason lakes are bigger than rivers is because one has running water whereas the other water is merely standing.
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︎ Jun 23 2020
What did the priest say at the flooding river?
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︎ Jul 11 2020
If you fall into a river in Paris...
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︎ Aug 03 2020
Iβm debating whether I should cross the river on foot or use my rowboat...
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︎ May 29 2020
Beware of crocs in the river
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︎ Feb 02 2020
My friend went to Egypt and claimed he never swam in a river.
I showed him a picture and he's still in denial.
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︎ Jun 25 2020
The town Iβm from just completed dredging a new river thatβs going to make travel a lot easier. Theyβre having a feast to celebrate! Itβs going to be called...
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︎ Jul 14 2020
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︎ Jul 21 2020
A Book: Yellow River
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︎ Aug 12 2020
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