I'm reading a book called "The Yellow River"
It's written by I.P. Freely
I took a walk down by the river the other day and I heard two birds speaking Spanish...
Turns out they were Portu-Geese
What did the river-tourist call his mom to say while he was in Africa?
"mom, I can't believe it; I'm in de-nile!"
I was walking past the river today and this guy asked me if his rod looked good. Then, he asked if I liked his net. When he continued on and asked if I was impressed by the amount of fish he had caught, I finally lost it and shouted...
"Hey buddy, quit fishing for compliments!"
My friend said he saw a nocturnal mammal defecate in a French River
I told him thats bat shit in Seine
I once dreamt of crossing a wide river…
But it ended up being just a ferry tale.
what do you call the smaller rivers that run into the nile?
I can't remember the name of this African river in front of me.
I must be going see Nile.
Did you know the Mississippi River is a girl?
If it was a guy it would be the misterssippi River.
What did the river sue for?
Why is it easier to take an F-150 across a river than a Silverado?
Bc no one ever Chevy’d a river
Did you hear about the mummy that just woke up and is still convinced he’s ruler of Egypt? When told ‘that’s impossible’ he flew into a rage, ran away, and jumped in a river.
People say he’s in da Nile
When I was in high school in Belleville, ON, a young local artist spray-painted a beautiful picture on a large concrete wall under a bridge by the Moira river. He didn't get permission to do this, however, and the city eventually painted over it.
Watching his picture go like that must've been pretty demuralizing.
Rivers are so lazy...
They never get out of their beds.
My friend said that its impossible for a river to move through the desert.
I told him he was in deNile.
Why are you bringing me to this mountain river after our couple therapy session?!
Our therapist said I need to valley date you.
the original streaming service.
Whats the fastest thing on the river bed?
A motor-pike and side-carp.
A man jumped into the freezing river in Paris...
Eyewitness say, the man was in-Seine.
I thought I was swimming in the river Thames, but apparently I made it all the way to France before I realized...
Why panning the river in my brain, this lil' gold nugget came to me.
What do you call a Dinosaur that knows everything?
What did Bones say to Captain Kirk at the river crossing?
Dam it, Jim
(Be gentle it’s my cake day)
Why did the chicken cross the river
Two cats had a race across a river. Their names were "One Two Three" and "Un Deux Trois". Which one came first?
"One Two Three" did cos "Un Deux Trois" cat sank.
If you willingly jump in the river in Paris,
you must be in-Seine!
(Just thought of this the other day and forgot to post it before. Hope it hasn’t been done before.)
Our local cult just started praying for a reservoir to be created on the river running through their compound
Took the family on a whitewater rafting trip, and first time we came to a sudden descent in the river, we lost everything...
That was just one of the downfalls!
I work with a small town search and rescue. We recently had a guy visiting from the big city to do some kayaking on the river.
He doesn't know the area and gets himself lost. All he does know is that there are a lot of grizzly bears roaming around during the salmon spawn this time of year, so he's quite afraid to get out of his kayak.
The temperature starts to drop. He needs to stay warm, and decides to build a fire inside his little boat on the river.
He learnt a valuable lesson that night: you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
The reason lakes are bigger than rivers is because one has running water whereas the other water is merely standing.
What did the priest say at the flooding river?
If you fall into a river in Paris...
I’m debating whether I should cross the river on foot or use my rowboat...
Beware of crocs in the river
My friend went to Egypt and claimed he never swam in a river.
I showed him a picture and he's still in denial.
The town I’m from just completed dredging a new river that’s going to make travel a lot easier. They’re having a feast to celebrate! It’s going to be called...