I sea what they did there with the ocean puns. By: Unknown
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EpicBro16
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Soudahsellsdotcom
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2019
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A Wave of Ocean Puns saltypun.com/tons-of-ocea…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jewel531
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Can someone start a conversation full of ocean puns with me please?

Start the conversation... You will sea the point, it's kraken me up XD

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rulerofthehell
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2014
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Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?

Because they'd be called bagels if they flew over the bay...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/techtornado
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11
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Why is the ocean so salty?

No one ever waves back

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Johnclark38
πŸ“…︎ May 25
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How do you cut an ocean in two?

with a sea-saw

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pandacoat
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14
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What did the ocean say before it fought the sand?

You are such a beach.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
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A carrot, some corn and a cucumber fell into the ocean

Now they're all C foods

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ May 22
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What did one ocean say to the other?

Nothing, they just waved

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaptainKrc
πŸ“…︎ May 19
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Why is the ocean salty?

Because the land didn’t wave back.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sadchowmrade
πŸ“…︎ May 15
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Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ May 29
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What did the ocean say to the sailboat ?

Nothing, it just waved

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ May 28
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I had a dream I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda...

It was a fanta sea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UnluckyLiterature
πŸ“…︎ May 12
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Whats at the bottom of the ocean and shivers?

A nervous wreck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Whymustudodat
πŸ“…︎ May 27
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Why do ocean fish have red eyes?

Seaweed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/noapostrophe555
πŸ“…︎ May 28
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What happens when you drop a red hat in a blue ocean?

It gets wet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WiiSexDolphin
πŸ“…︎ May 01
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Why did Christopher Columbus pull a bunch of Swiss chard out of the ocean?

He wanted to be in uncharded waters.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gecko_echo
πŸ“…︎ May 28
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What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches ?

A nervous wreck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ May 28
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What lies on the ocean floor and shakes?

A nervous wreak.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PeskiePete
πŸ“…︎ May 20
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I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night

It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.

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A couple lived near the ocean and used to walk the beach a lot. One summer they noticed a girl who was at the beach pretty much every day.

She wasn’t unusual, nor was the travel bag she carried, except for one thing. She would approach people who were sitting on the beach, glance around, then speak to them.

Generally, the people would respond negatively and she would wander off, but occasionally someone would nod and there would be a quick exchange of money for something she carried in her bag.

The couple assumed she was selling drugs and debated calling the cops, but since they didn’t know for sure they just continued to watch her.

After a couple of weeks the wife asked, β€œHoney, have you ever noticed that she only goes up to people with boom boxes and other electronic devices?”

He hadn’t and said so. Then she said, β€œTomorrow I want you to get a towel and our big radio and go lie out on the beach. Then we can find out what she’s really doing.”

Well, the plan went off without a hitch, and the wife was almost hopping up and down with anticipation when she saw the girl talk to her husband and then leave. The man walk

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16
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I wanted to use a photo of the ocean

but it was watermarked.

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My son is learning about proper nouns and he said that a proper noun is specific thing and a common noun isn't. He said an Ocean is a common noun and the Pacific is a proper noun.

I look him dead in the eye and say, "What a Pacific example you just gave"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProfessorOfLies
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21
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I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda.

I guess you could say it was more of a Fanta sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/leftonasournote
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04
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My son said he wanted to swim in an ocean someday, any ocean at all.

I told him to be more Pacific.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24
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Why did the man drive his car in the ocean?

He wanted to get some extra bass in the speakers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JimReaperSr
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30
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Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda.

But it was just a Fanta sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anam_Cara
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26
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How do you cut the ocean in half?... you use a sea saw

You use a sea saw!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hvmetalhead
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28
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I thought the ocean was crabby.

But it was just being a little salty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
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Why did the whale cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/plmcalli
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What do you call a medical operation to see inside an ocean?

A biop-sea. (Thought this one up while waiting for my biopsy)

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 21
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Ocean
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Axiom_117
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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What dose one ocean say when it seas another ocean?

Nothing they just wave

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BRANDONPRUSOW
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29
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I had been sailing for days when I came across an ocean of pies.

I called it The Piecific Ocean.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 10
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I spent my whole life searching for an ocean of soda

It turned out to be a Fanta sea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/greenguyzz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24
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I had a dream the ocean was filled with orange soda

It was a Fanta sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joebaby1975
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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Why is the ocean always on time?

She always like to say current.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ConfidentDuck1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27
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What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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What do two oceans do when they meet each other?

They wave.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tartyace
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19
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New man seeing your ocean
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πŸ‘€︎ u/benfutech
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06
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Watched a movie about a mouldy ocean

It's a must sea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29
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OG comment said he had never seen the ocean IRL
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Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

Billy the squid

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How much trash do you have to throw in the ocean to make a new country?

None, just some tea

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What happened to the sea after meeting the ocean?

It blue up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chanureadeats
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I asked the land beside the ocean if he was certain he wasn't beach

But he was pretty shore

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zsm1994
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24
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Who is in charge of keeping the ocean clean?

A mermaid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MasterLink172
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11
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Last night I had a dream I was swimming in an orange ocean.

I woke up and realized it was a Fanta-Sea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MattBatz1991
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09
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Hey kids, I am going to name every coral reef in the ocean 'Keanu!"

That way they will be preserved, because everyone loves Keanu reeves!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phish_tacos
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22
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What keeps the ocean from drying up?

The water

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toddler_Toys
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04
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What do you call the Norse god of the ocean?

Wa-Thor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Master-of-Puns
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14
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What do you call a twitching boat at the bottom of the ocean?

A nervous wreck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/A-Fallen-Turtle
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23
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Why is the ocean so salty?

Because the land never waves back.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sairakas
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27
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In a new movie 007 must save us from a mad man intent on setting off an atomic bomb on the bottom of the Ocean

Nucleotide Bond

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 28
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What drug is illegal in the ocean

Sea weed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Luigigamer74002
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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On the subject of books, I also read one about the ocean.

It was pretty deep

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πŸ‘€︎ u/midwest-distrest
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing it just waved.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rickmartingt
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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They arrested me for freeing the fish and letting them back into the ocean

And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those pesky tarians

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πŸ‘€︎ u/metalslimesolid
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11
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What lies on the ocean floor twitching uncontrollably?

A nervous wreck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlankPhotos
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16
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What do you call a duck in the ocean?

Saltine Quacker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrHmm
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26
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I've always wanted to swim in a ocean of soda.

It's my fanta-sea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Safety_First_Guys
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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A cowboy and a Mexican were walking side-by-side by a beach in Mexico. The Cowboy asked to the Mexican if the Gulf of Mexico was an ocean.

"Sea, SeΓ±or," replied the Mexican.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlumeHound9
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25
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Two whales are in the ocean, and one whale says to the other:

OOOoooOoOOOooOOooOOOoOOOoOoOO...ooOOOOOoOOOOoOoooOoOoOOOOoooOOOOoOooOoooooOooooo...oOOOOoOOOoOooOOOOoOooOoooooOOOoooooOOoOOoOOoOOOOOoOooooOOOO...oOOoOoOOOOOOOOOOooOoOOOOOOOoOOOooOOOoooooooooo...OOOoOoOoooOooooooOOOOooooOOooooooOoooOooooOooOoOoOoooOOoooOoOoOoooooo...oOOOoooOOooOOooOOOooOOOOOOoOOOOoooooOOOOoOOOOooooOooOooOoooo...OOoOOOoooooOooOOoOOOOOOOOOoOooooOoOOOoOOOOoOooOoOOoOoOoOoOOOOOOOOOOoO...oOoOoooOoOOoOoOoOoOOOooOOOoOOOOOOOOoOOOOOOooOoOooOOOoOooOo...OOOoooOoOOOooOOooOOOoOOOoOoOO...ooOOOOOoOOOOoOoooOoOoOOOOoooOOOOoOooOoooooOooooo...oOOOOoOOOoOooOOOOoOooOoooooOOOoooooOOoOOoOOoOOOOOoOooooOOOO...oOOoOoOOOOOOOOOOooOoOOOOOOOoOOOooOOOoooooooooo...OOOoOoOoooOooooooOOOOooooOOooooooOoooOooooOooOoOoOoooOOoooOoOoOoooooo...oOOOoooOOooOOooOOOooOOOOOOoOOOOoooooOOOOoOOOOooooOooOooOoooo...OOoOOOoooooOooOOoOOOOOOOOOoOooooOoOOOoOOOOoOooOoOOoOoOoOoOOOOOOOOOOoO...oOoOoooOoOOoOoOoOoOOOooOOOoOOOOOOOOoOOOOOOooOoOooOOOoOooOo...OOOoooOoOOOooOOooOOOoOOOoOoOO...ooOOOOOoOOOOoOoooOoOoOOOOoooOOOOoOooOoooooOo

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chateau512
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2019
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What happened when the oceans saw each other?

They waved.

Do you sea what I did there?

Are you shore?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MostElegantWaffle
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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What do you call two bandits in a race on the ocean.

Piracy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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Why does the ocean roar?

You would too if you had crabs on your bottom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/James-Kinley
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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Variations on Cake by the Ocean

Having dessert in Professor Snape's class? That's
Cake by the potion

Having dessert while moisturizing your skin?
Cake by the lotion

Having dessert in limine?
Cake by the motion (mine)

Having dessert along with kinetic force?
Cake by the motion (my daughter)

Having dessert while dividing it?
Cake by the quotient

Having dessert while you blow things up?
Cake by the explosion

Having dessert while you come up with an idea?
Cake by the notion

Having dessert while watching chaos?
Cake by the commotion

Having dessert next to someone who is getting a new job? Hopefully it's
Cake by the promotion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dedtired
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03
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How deep would the ocean be...

If it didn't have sponges

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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How do you split the ocean in half?

With a sea-saw.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BabaShaka
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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Are you addicted to the ocean and ocean life?

If you are, sea kelp.....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Nightman_82
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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2 whales are swimming through the ocean

One whale says "WWWAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOO" The other says "dude wtf"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Phil_Bazz
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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What do you call a greedy ocean dweller?

A selfish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/obamazombiez
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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I need a pun about picking up trash/ cleaning the ocean. Any help would be greatly appreciated! :)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/theysayolay
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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Why is the ocean always blue?

Because the shore never waves back.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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My friend asked me how big the ocean is.

I said "can you be more Pacific?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/urak47
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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Last night I had a dream where I drowned in an ocean of orange soda

I woke up and figured it was all a Fanta-sea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Orion_Starrlight
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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What did the ocean say to the beach?

Thanks for all the sediment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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What did the ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved! SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did, BEACH.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Divine_Squire
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2019
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Do you know what would happen when you throw a Finnish sailor into the ocean?

Helsinki.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SkyStar1991
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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I was going to tell a joke about the 2004 natural disaster in the Indian Ocean

But it was too Tsunami

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pigeon-p
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing...they just waved!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beige-savage
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05
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How do you cut the ocean in two?

With a sea-saw!🦦

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 20
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What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing, they just waved.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aakshaj
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29
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What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aakshaj
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29
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What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing. It just waved.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InstantLover
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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Last night I dreamed the ocean was orange soda.

It was a Fanta Sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sk1wbw
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2019
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What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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Why Did the Whale Cross the Ocean?

To get to the other tide.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/you_buy_this_shit
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2019
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I had a dream the ocean was filled with orange soda.

It was a Fanta Sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sheshatinmyoven
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
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What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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Why is the ocean so salty?

Because the land never waves back.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LadySparta729
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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