I sea what they did there with the ocean puns. By: Unknown
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EpicBro16
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Soudahsellsdotcom
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2019
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Can someone start a conversation full of ocean puns with me please?

Start the conversation... You will sea the point, it's kraken me up XD

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rulerofthehell
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A Wave of Ocean Puns saltypun.com/tons-of-ocea…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jewel531
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I had this dream, where I was floating in this ocean made up of orange soda

Turns out it was just a Fanta sea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MushuTheGreat17
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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TIL that the deepest part of the ocean is nearly 7 miles

That's hard to fathom

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Last night I was dreaming I was swing in a ocean of Fanta...

but turns out it was just a Fanta sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WWG_Genius
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06
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Why can't blind people eat ocean fish?

Because it's see-food!

my 11 year old daughter ran in here while cooking greens and dropped that knowledge on us. I couldn't be more proud lol.

edit: just wanted to let those of you who have is awards that I appreciate it! I told my daughter about them and she asked if she can keep telling jokes for me to put on here lol. should get fairly interesting.

thanks all. I hope you had a great turkey gobble day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyberrich
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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My 3.5 year olds favourite joke: how do the oceans say hello to each other?

They wave.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beardybrownie
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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What did the moon say to the ocean?

Hi, tide!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/indigodreamsoftea
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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How do you split the ocean in half?

With a sea saw

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sss69sss
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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Did you know that all bees are born near the ocean?

They’re bay bees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Queen_Grayhoof
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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What do you call a large land mass that uncontrollably leaks into the ocean?

Incontinent

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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Last night I dreamt I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda.

It was just a Fanta sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoodChadAndUgly
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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I’ve noticed I can tell when the ocean is smoking pot lately.

I’ve noticed I can tell when the ocean is smoking pot lately. How can I tell? When I see that the Tide is High.

Don’t know if this counts as a dad joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Papa_G_
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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I told my dad I didn’t find any sand dollars in the ocean.

He said it was because we weren’t anywhere near the bank.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/letsgorbg
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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Who keeps the ocean clean?

A mermaid!

Courtesy of my 10 year old daughter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/No_Gray_Area
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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If oceans can't see?

How do parks know what the seesaw?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/derpdefender9001
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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The ocean must have really bad social anxiety.

It never says hi. It just waves

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Edgy_Sama
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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Why can't the ocean take a joke?

Because it's too salty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Medara
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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While sailing across the ocean, the night watchman saw a dark shape in the distance. He called the First Mate, who also couldn't tell what it was. So he called the Captain. "I can't tell either," he said. "Fetch me an obstetrician."

The obstetrician came to the bridge, squinted into the night and said:

"Congratulations, Captain. It's a buoy!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thesmartass1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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Apparently there was a crime that happened on the airplane that led to the plane crashing into the ocean.

The police are trying to investigate to figure out how it all went down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ikennaezeee
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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Pixar is making a Finding Nemo sequel where he opens McDonald’s locations on the ocean floor.

It’s called The Flounder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whaddayagondo
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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I've always dreamed of an ocean filled entirely with orange soda.

That's my Fanta sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing. It just waved.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lead_the_leader
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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How do you cut an ocean in two?

with a sea-saw

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pandacoat
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2020
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Why don't people like having conversations with the ocean?

Because it's always salty!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phantombrowser405
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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Why does the ocean roar?

You’d roar too if you had crabs on your bottom!

-Every time my grandpa saw the ocean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GunslingerMykul
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Do you guys want to know what I put in the wooden box I made and threw in the ocean?

Never mind it’s a sea-crate....

(I made this up please don’t murder me)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DubsAli
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?

Because they'd be called bagels if they flew over the bay...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/techtornado
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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Who is the god of the Indian Ocean?

Fishnu

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Moped_and_bread
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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Whats blue and is in the ocean?

Navy blue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aqb11
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Pretend you are on a raft in the middle of the ocean surrounded by sharks. You only have a one day supply of water and a harpoon. What do you do?

Stop pretending.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/youthfulcomrade
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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Ever hear the one about the ocean of soda?

It was a Fanta sea.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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Approximately 95% of all ocean critters remain undiscovered.

The ocean keeps its sea crits.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayInRed
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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I would love to swim in an ocean of orange soda.

It would be my Fanta sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/welltechnically7
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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What is the best temperature scale to use for the ocean?

Shellsius

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScottyMo1
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I was once invited to a poker game in the ocean.

I didn’t go though, sounded kind of fishy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShotgunDogFarts
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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What do a Unicorn and an ocean filled with orange soda have in common?

They are both a Fanta Sea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/heybuddy313
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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I dreamed about drowning in an ocean of orange soda last night.

It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rocknocker
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/howiewu0402
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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I had a dream the ocean was filled with orange soda

It was a Fanta Sea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shadynasty94
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a

Fanta sea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kilbenator
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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What did the ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing, they just waved.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AdityaBiswabandhu
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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I had a dream I was swimming in a ocean of orange soda...

Turns out it was just a Fanta Sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LanaBabie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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I would love to swim in an ocean of orange soda.

It would be my Fanta sea.

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