Planet pun
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︎ Nov 22 2019
They planet!
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︎ Apr 18 2021
What kind of music do planets listen to?
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︎ May 23 2021
They always Planet
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︎ Apr 26 2021
If the Earth is the third planet from the Sun...
...does that mean that every country is a third-world country?
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︎ Apr 05 2021
Did anyone hear what happened to planet Earth last night?
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︎ Mar 25 2021
If there were months on an alternative βPlanet-Bβ, would they be named the same?
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︎ Mar 24 2021
I sent a circle to college, and it quickly became the smartest object on the planet.
Seriously, it had 360 degrees!
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︎ Mar 05 2021
I was walking into the grocery store today and this guy asked if I wanted a pamphlet on saving the planet
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︎ Feb 13 2021
What planet is next to Uranus?
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︎ Dec 05 2020
Did you know milk is the fastest liquid on the planet?
Its pasteurized before you see it.
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︎ Oct 23 2020
Elon Musk is now the richest person on the planet
Space X has really taken off this past year
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︎ Jan 07 2021
I suggested a new name for the planet Saturn to an astrophysicist and he seemed to like it
He said it had a nice ring to it.
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︎ Jan 09 2021
Canβt wait for the first married woman to walk on the red planet.
Just so I can ask if thereβs wife on Mars.
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︎ Nov 07 2020
My daughter asked me, "Why are the two planets coming close together?"
"Well, you see... When two planets love each other they can come together in holy astro nomy."
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︎ Dec 22 2020
Last evening I walked up the hill in the park to see the planets. Stumbled over a lip in the concrete and went down pretty hard. Ripped pants and skinned hands and knees. When I got to the top I couldn't see a thing.
The view was not worth the trip.
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︎ Dec 22 2020
Did you know being a minute is the most dangerous job on the planet?
Because every 60 seconds, a minute passes
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︎ Oct 04 2020
Flat-Earthers hate the fact our planet is spherical, whereas Asgard is flat.
It's a Thor subject for them.
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︎ Nov 22 2020
What is the best way to observe the two planets between Jupiter and Neptune?
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︎ Dec 10 2020
They just found a planet practically identical to earth, but it has two suns.
Itβs a constant sun set.
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︎ Dec 19 2020
How did the space criminal escape from the prison planet?
He achieved ESCAPE VELOCITY
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︎ Dec 01 2020
Planet Fit-Gnats?
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︎ Aug 31 2020
Did you hear about the sheep on Yodaβs planet?
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︎ Sep 15 2020
What makes posters and planets similar?
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︎ Sep 27 2020
ASTROLOGY.... Because millions of stars and planets have spent billions of years lining themselves up....
....just to let her know, that "she'll meet someone with nice eyes today."
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︎ Nov 06 2020
How can you tell that Saturn is the most liked planet in our galaxy?
If you like it, then you have to put a ring on it.
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︎ Oct 20 2020
How do planets staying busy during hunting season?
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︎ Sep 17 2020
This year, I've really enjoyed watching 'Planet Earth'.
It's a shame that it only has four seasons.
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︎ Aug 04 2020
Saving the planet with humour (Just Eat)
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︎ Jul 12 2020
When God integrated Planet Earth, he didnβt forget his integral calculus lesson.
He remembered to add the sea.
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︎ Aug 01 2020
When a planet dies...
...does it get an orbituary?
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︎ Apr 10 2020
Do you know whatβs smaller than a planet?
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︎ Sep 18 2019
Where can you read about planets exploding?
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︎ Jun 10 2020
I telephoned the tennis star Serena Williams for an interview and asked her, βWhatβs your favourite planet?β
Her: Itβs Venus.
Me: Sorry Venus, would you put Serena on the phone?
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︎ Mar 08 2020
Global warming will kill every single person on this planet,
It's a good thing I'm married...
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︎ Apr 01 2020
Collectively speaking, which are the richest animals on the planet?
Chickens... All of them have at least one buck.
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︎ Mar 29 2020
If monkeys start stealing clothes from everyone it'll be the Rise of the planet of the Dr'apes'
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︎ Apr 07 2020
What do planets like to read?
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︎ Feb 08 2020
What type of songs do planets sing?
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︎ Oct 20 2019
What did Earth say to the other planets?
Wow you guys have no life
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︎ Jan 04 2019
What is the strongest barf on the planet?
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︎ Apr 19 2020
I bet earth likes to make fun of other planets for having no life..
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︎ Mar 01 2019
When God was integrating Planet Earth, he suddenly recalled his Calculus lesson.
He remembered to add the sea.
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︎ Dec 12 2017
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