Satellite Puns

A list of puns related to "Satellite"

Two satellites decided to get married. The wedding wasn't much

But the reception was incredible.

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👤︎ u/lolyfe-dc
📅︎ Dec 05 2020
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My satellite navigation told me to turn around....

Now I can't see where I'm going.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Nov 01 2020
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There’s a lot of proposals on cleaning up space in earth’s orbit from broken satellites.

Looks like they’ll need a vacuum cleaner

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👤︎ u/A-Seabear
📅︎ Oct 19 2020
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My wife believes she's a satellite radio.

At first I thought she was kidding, but apparently she's sirius.

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👤︎ u/SayLittleDoMuch
📅︎ Feb 27 2020
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I'm trying to write an essay about satellite, and I need to choose a font...

I'm thinking Aerial

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👤︎ u/kiVShenoy
📅︎ Mar 16 2020
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I’m having trouble with my satellite radio.

It’s a Sirius problem.

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👤︎ u/Dalonger
📅︎ Jan 05 2020
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Satellite radio crapped out. Dead Sirius.
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👤︎ u/lan_chop
📅︎ Sep 26 2019
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Where can you read about dead satellites?

In the orbituaries.

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👤︎ u/nine_legged_stool
📅︎ May 10 2019
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I had a Bonnie Tyler Satellite Navigation Sytem once..

Was rubbish, kept telling me to turn around and every now and then it fell apart

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👤︎ u/priv_rex
📅︎ Jun 06 2018
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For some reason, I had to pay for my satellite dish

But the installer said it was on the house...

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👤︎ u/DJCouttyboy123
📅︎ Jun 22 2015
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I read Elon Musk wants to send 12 000 satellites into orbit...

If you ask me that's pretty astronomical.

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👤︎ u/Straender
📅︎ Feb 15 2018
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What's another name for inactive satellites orbiting earth?

A waste of space.

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👤︎ u/Wormri
📅︎ Sep 24 2017
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Told my dad our plane had Sirius satellite radio on our flight..

His response was "Well what if I want to listen to comedy?"

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👤︎ u/Lankyfireman526
📅︎ Oct 12 2013
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I just purchased 3 months of satellite radio after my trial expired...

I guess you could say things are getting pretty sirius.

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👤︎ u/sconzen
📅︎ Mar 16 2015
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A satellite dish and an antenna get married.

The wedding was awful, but the reception was amazing.

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👤︎ u/supergordo
📅︎ Jul 28 2014
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Did you hear about the satellites that got married?

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!

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👤︎ u/Datboifritz113
📅︎ Mar 05 2019
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Two satellites decided to get married. The wedding wasn't great...

However, the reception was amazing

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👤︎ u/Pigglz_
📅︎ Jul 31 2019
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Two satellites decided to get married

The wedding wasn't that good but the reception-amazing

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👤︎ u/Im_Saying
📅︎ Mar 04 2019
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Two satellites decided to get married. The wedding wasn't much,

but the reception was incredible.

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👤︎ u/udrys
📅︎ May 26 2019
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Two satellites got married

Two satellites got married. The wedding was terrible but the reception was amazing.

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👤︎ u/cwUnforgettable
📅︎ Jun 02 2019
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Two satellites got married

The wedding was bad but the reception was pretty good

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👤︎ u/Tempsilon
📅︎ Mar 07 2019
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Two satellites decided to get married. Wasn't much of a wedding, but that reception was amazing
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👤︎ u/Rj17141
📅︎ Apr 18 2018
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Two satellites got married...

the wedding wasn’t great, but the reception was incredible.

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👤︎ u/WhaddupNerd
📅︎ Oct 19 2017
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Two satellites decided to get married

The ceremony wasn’t much but the reception was incredible.

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👤︎ u/thesmallestwaffle
📅︎ Jan 12 2018
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2 Satellites got married

The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!

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👤︎ u/gavino245
📅︎ Jun 21 2015
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two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding sucked but the reception was incredible

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👤︎ u/Jeezy7595
📅︎ May 08 2017
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Just been to a wedding of two satellites.

It wasn't great but the reception was incredible.

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👤︎ u/IAMBiSH
📅︎ Sep 21 2017
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Two satellites got married.

Two satellites got married, no one turned up but at least there was good reception.

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👤︎ u/BenjaminZ
📅︎ Nov 22 2015
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