Remember when air was free at the gas station, now it’s $1.50. You know why?

Inflation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mycorona69
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22
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Everyone at my therapist’s office hates it when I stand on one corner of the room and blow air at people.

But I’m a big fan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06
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Electricity is in the air.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tarlungs110466
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25
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I say it Air-plainly...I'm bad at pun titles. imgur.com/gIW2LkM
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πŸ‘€︎ u/unsanemaker
πŸ“…︎ May 23
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How do you feel about circulating air?

Personally, I’m a big fan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VikingLord17
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03
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The price of my air mattress went up this year.

Automatic inflation is great!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sadorna1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05
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I'm going to show you a magic trick and make two bras out of thin air

Abracadabra

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yogeshbiebz
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08
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I saw someone carry a large air conditioner to their car

Damn. What a unit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joyluck1a
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07
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What did the air traffic controller say to the angry pilot?

Cool ya jets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1m4h4x0r309
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01
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A vintage bicycle leaking air

Got to be a penny farting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shoethirty
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27
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Why do you need to be so careful if you're learning about hot air ballooning as a hobby?

It's easy to get carried away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aelbaum
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19
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What lies on its back 100 ft in the air?

A centipede

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iwfabrication
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27
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I needed hot air balloon pilots for an event. I could either hire or use prison labor.

Dad told me I should weigh the pros and cons first.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/exaball
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16
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How do South Americans get around in the air?

With a Paraguayder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/R4D1U5
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14
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Moisturize the air!

As fast as humidly possible.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cross_beaux
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27
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What vehicle wabbles in the air

A jellycopter

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 14
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Why was the broken air conditioner already sad?

Because it couldn’t vent it’s problems

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_piech_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16
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What do you call the tv show where hot air balloons are attached to peoples cars

Blimp My Ride

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brandon_Mercer078
πŸ“…︎ May 04
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I was pretty mad when the air conditioner stopped working...

I lost my cool.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ May 29
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I hear Dubai don't even air "The Flintstones"

But Abu Dhabi do!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vrphotosguy55
πŸ“…︎ May 22
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An angry Air Force Registered Nurse is mad AF RN.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mcdj
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12
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Spring is in the air
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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What lies on the ground 100ft in the air?

A dead centipede

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πŸ‘€︎ u/grumpy_hubby
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01
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The comments on the post of a video where a man who flew from Emirates (using hot air balloons) and was found in Oman in a critical condition. I doubt if that video Israel..
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LogangYeddu
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29
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You can’t just manufacture a dad joke out of thin air!

I’d at least need my tool box.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gingerifical
πŸ“…︎ May 31
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It's a air and space museum
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πŸ‘€︎ u/declandrury
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12
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After the pilot had a sudden heart attack, an air traffic controller had to coach a passenger in landing a cargo jet full of various cuts of select Kobe beef

The steaks had never been higher

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πŸ‘€︎ u/linknt01
πŸ“…︎ May 21
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What do you call a con artist that can air bend?

An air con

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SleepyCrow07
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15
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An army of dragons suddenly appear out of thin air...

They destroy and consume everything in thei path...

IT'S THE ARMADRAGON!!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lowlz13
πŸ“…︎ May 18
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The comments on the post of a video where a man who flew from Emirates (using hot air balloons) and was found in Oman in a critical condition. I doubt if that video Israel..
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LogangYeddu
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29
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I always believed that air was an acronym

Am I Right?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/___shark
πŸ“…︎ May 01
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he broke their air conditioner and then things got heated.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirWernich
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13
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The big bad wolf converted to Buddhism and there was finally peace in the forest. But suddenly, the air was filled with screams of terror! A bear asked the animals running past him, "What's happening now?"

"The big bad wolf!" a goat shouted. "Is meditating!"

"So? Isn't that a good thing? questioned the bear.

"Noooo!" the goat bleated. "It's become aware wolf!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18
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*pulls candy bar out of thin air*

Kid: WOW are you a magician?

Me: no, but I have a couple of twix up my sleeve

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πŸ‘€︎ u/renskappert
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01
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It was getting really hot in the journey, so I opened the window to let some air in.

I closed the window after a minute, and everyone disappeared from inside the space shuttle!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pakistani_pizza
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30
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Remember when you could go to gas stations and put air in your tires for free? Now it’s $1.75! You know why?

Inflation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eternalrefuge86
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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Brining pickles makes them last much longer than fresh cucumbers, but packing them in air-tight containers…

That's what really seals the dill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Who_GNU
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23
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My therapist hates it when I stand in the corner of the waiting room, blowing air at people.

It’s annoying, but I’m a big fan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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My wife likes it when I blow air on her when she's hot, but honestly I'm not a fan.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Radish00
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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It used to be free to fill your car tire up with air. Now it coasts 1.50. You know why?

Inflation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HoshForce
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2019
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What do the air freshener police say

Fabreeze

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrdangwangpang
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03
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Why is the air for your tires at gas stations more expensive than it was 20 years ago?

Inflation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Smorly
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08
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[On an aeroplane] Pilot: Ladies and Gentlemen, we are 30,000 feet in the air.

Me, to my wife: Holy cow! There’s no way this plane has 15,000 people!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29
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Why did Anna and Elsa install air dryers in all of the castle bathrooms?

To make it Hans free

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LegendOfKhaos
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11
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My job installing air ducts is very frustrating...

thank goodness I get to VENT a lot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/youtellmebob
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16
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What are the best chords to use when playing air guitar?

Vocal chords

Courtesy of my wife!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SETHlUS
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14
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The air at a dairy

Smells like a cow's derriere

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dmdeemer
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23
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My inflatable dock burst after my friends kept telling me to fill it with more air.

Too much pier pressure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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All I would like for Christmas is a mind controlled air freshener

It makes sense when you think about it

(Say it out loud if you're confused)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrazyQueen502
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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Once my little boy stopped loving tractors, he started to really suck the air out of the room.

He became an extractor fan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sergioarmagh
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20
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The pilot says that we're 30,000 feet in the air. I disagree.

There's no way there's 15,000 people on board.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dumb-reply
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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My son's nursery school just bought some brand new air fresheners...

It's a day care scenter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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There’s an air base in Massachusetts. I’ve flown above it a few times

Over Andover again

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πŸ‘€︎ u/piratecheese13
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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Remember when air for your tires was free at the gas station but now it costs $1...wanna know why?

Inflation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/midwest-distrest
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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"Spring is in the air"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ctzn4
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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Air used to be free at gas stations, but now it costs $1.50...

Yep. Inflation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/norrisrw
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
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I visited an air hangar today

It was nothing special... Really plane if you ask me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zoidberg778
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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{air horn sound}

{second air horn sound}

Me: β€œThis isn’t deodorant.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bot_10
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
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Everyone made fun of my Mind-Controlled Air-Freshener idea...

...But it really makes scents when you think about it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Talon184
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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I invented a revolutionary new kind of beer. The bursting of the CO2 bubbles once the bottle is open can actually filter the air around you as you drink.

I call it the HEPA-weizen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ErockLobster
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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At my sister's high school graduation, one kid threw his cap in the air too early.

My dad turns to me and says, "Oops, Premature Ecapulation."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayInRed
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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An air guitar
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trepach
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2018
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I wanted to be a hot air balloon pilot

But that career never really got off the ground

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PreviousWater
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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My friend has been having the hardest time getting pool noodles air frieighted in. Last night, he said he's going to have them sent on a container ship...

I said, "whatever boats your float."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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How do you call air from the middle east?

Airabic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cander652
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2019
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From β€œnoob raid” My son’s nursery school just bought some brand new air fresheners.

Its a Day Care Scenter!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mementh
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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Did you hear about that finnish plane that was hijacked ? It disappeared into Finn Air.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ironbagpiper
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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Remember, as a child, when air for your bike was free? Now it's $1.50! I asked the gas station attendant why.

He said "inflation".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZakTheRedditor
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2019
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They say the next big innovation in air travel is completely transparent planes, but I don’t know...

I can’t see it taking off.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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Why couldn't the trapeze artist complete a full somersaulting transfer in mid-air?

Because he didn't give a flying flip.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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What do you call a toddler running towards their mother with arms high up in the air?

A quick pick-me-up.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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Exasperated, I threw my hands up in the air and shouted at my wife, "I'm not a complete idiot!" She smiled at me and purred, "I know honey."

"Some parts are missing."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2019
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The air in this glass is sublime
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ayy_iss_ya_boii
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2019
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If an angry person is full of hot air,

You might say that they’re pumped.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VaiterZen
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2019
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If the air moves fast, is it the windy 500?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShrekIsMyDad27
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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I always thought air was free...

Untill I bought a bag of doritos

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xKuFsE
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2019
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Why does a heron sleep with one leg in the air?

Because if it would lift the other leg it would fall.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lil_Pask
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2019
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Did you all notice you have to pay for air now at the gas station?

It’s because of inflation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/808guamie
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2019
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The greatest air force to ever exist
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πŸ‘€︎ u/blazinfastjohny
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2019
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I invented a though controlled air freshener

It makes scents when you think about it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ARG127
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2019
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Air compressors and water pumps are closely related.

But compressors are not pumpkins.

I'm so sorry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OrionHunter66
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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Me: dad can I turn the air-conditioner on?

Dad: did you shampoo it first?

Me: what?

Dad: the air.

Me: ....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sexy_bluefin_tuna
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2018
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The air in this glass is sublime
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2019
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Somebody just gave me a free air guitar

No strings attached.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2019
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Air Conditioners?

>!Not a fan.!<

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingSulley
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
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My neighbor installed a security system in his porch that launches intruders into the air, and I could tell he was very happy about it.

There was a spring in his step.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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I like jokes. But jokes about air conditioners?

I'm not a fan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingSulley
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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Air Force Two should have its name changed

To Spare Force One

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alexthebeast
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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A good air conditioner is worth its weight in cold
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sylvver
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2019
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Every time I go to my therapist, I stand in one corner of the waiting room, blowing air at people.

Everyone hates it, but I’m a fan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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If you let the air out of tires, is it fresh air or tired air?

From my friend and former coworker Jim. The "king" of dad jokes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MegaVortex
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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If Peter Pan had a plane at home, it would always be in the air.

Because it would Neverland.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/feppe95
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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Air for your car tires used to be free, but now it's a dollar or more.

Inflation can really blow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bakerkc
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2019
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Just got the results of my assessment to be part of the air display team

I passed with flying colours

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaryTheKnight
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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Pilot : Ladies and Gentlemen, we are 30,000 feet in the air

Me to my wife : Holy Cow ! There's no way this plane has 15,000 !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20
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The big bad wolf converted to Buddhism and there was finally peace in the forest. But suddenly, the air was filled with screams of terror! A bear asked the animals running past him, "What's happening now?"

"The big bad wolf!" a goat shouted. "Is meditating!"

"So? Isn't that a good thing? questioned the bear.

"Noooo!" the goat bleated. "It's become aware wolf!"

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