My grandfather invented the cold-air balloon.

It never really took off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ExtraSure
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06
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The big bad wolf converted to Buddhism and there was finally peace in the forest. But suddenly, the air was filled with screams of terror! A bear asked the animals running past him, "What's happening now?"

"The big bad wolf!" a goat shouted. "Is meditating!"

"So? Isn't that a good thing? questioned the bear.

"Noooo!" the goat bleated. "It's become aware wolf!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/808gecko808
πŸ“…︎ May 14
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It used to be free to fill up your car tires with air, now it costs $1.25 You know why?

Inflation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snidawgg
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17
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What did german air force members eat for breakfast?

Luftwaffles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Major_Cupcake
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07
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Some famous musician I don’t even like keeps asking me to blow air on him whenever he gets hot, and I don’t like it.

I’m not a fan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/backalleywillie
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03
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People who have Only fans, what is stopping you from upgrading to an air conditioner? /r/AskReddit/comments/n12…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/2020is_my_year
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29
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The air conditioner in my apartment broke

After the repair man fixed it, I realized I was $5 short. Fortunately he didn’t sweat me over it, what a cool dude.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rehmanpa
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02
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What is an Air Fryer's favorite food? (Courtesy of my 6 year old)

Air-vrything.

I'm so proud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WantedDadorAlive
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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Air conditioning pun thread
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HasaRafael
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29
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Puns for the name β€œLierin”? (Lee-air-in)

At my high school there’s a tradition for the seniors to get sweatshirts with punny names on the back. I’ve already thought of mine but my friend is at a loss. Her name is Lierin, accent on the second syllable, pronounced β€œLee-air-in”. any ideas?

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πŸ“…︎ May 18
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When I was a kid it was free to use the air hose at the gas station. Now it’s $1

That’s inflation for ya

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πŸ‘€︎ u/larryb78
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05
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To all the warm water that suddenly encountered cool air…

You will be mist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/assafstone
πŸ“…︎ May 21
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My wife loves it when I blow cold air on her when she's too hot..

Personally I'm not a fan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justbeatitTTD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23
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I went to an open-air cafe yesterday and it rained.

It took me four hours to eat my soup.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 09
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What kind of food is in the air

French fly

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πŸ‘€︎ u/meme-nana
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26
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So my hotel just tried to charge me ten extra dollars for air conditioning..

That wasn’t cool.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TylerDurdenSEA
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06
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If the air conditioning in your car dies, you just need some WD-40.

Windows Down - 40mph

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πŸ‘€︎ u/baxter8279
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27
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I used to date a air hostess from Helsinki...

I dropped her off to work last week and she just vanished into Finnair.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23
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Caught my kids throwing sticks of butter up in the air in our backyard.

They said they wanted to see butterflies!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lodiman77
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24
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I was walking out of the store when I was approached by a crazed man who threw a short but large nail into the air.

He seemed non-aggressive at first, but he’s quite angry now and it appears I’m under a tack.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jesusofbullets
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26
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Why are models against air conditioning?

Because they use OnlyFans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skyhighjams
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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Man, hot air balloon rides keep getting more expensive every year.

But I guess that’s just inflation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigFrank97
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13
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The price of hot air balloons has really gone up over the past twenty years.

It's the inflation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dokutabiru
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22
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Strippers don't have air conditioners in their houses.

They have OnlyFans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyclopropagative
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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Why did Billy ride a hot air balloon?

He wanted to be a Billyonair.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rpdaca
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05
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When driving by lowered, loud pipe cars I like to point at the air foil in the back and yell,

β€œSpoiler alert!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PhoKit2
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18
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My son wrote s symphony about not caring if your car's tire has no air...

It's written in the key of B flat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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Just cost me a $1 to put air in my tyre, when before it used to be free.

I guess, that's inflation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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I have an ant infestation in my fridge and air-conditioning units!

They're refrigerants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/repostssleuthbot
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16
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Apparently a lot of sniffer dogs are just vanishing into thin air.

Police say, they have several leads.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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What do you use to clean the air?

An air-conditioner

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mankutu
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04
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We got our air ducts cleaned today

It was very eventful.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FaylerBravo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06
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We got a new air mattress but it was too lumpy. We called customer support, very angry, demanding our money back!

They said we were blowing it out of proportion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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Everyone at my therapist’s office hates it when I stand on one corner of the room and blow air at people.

But I’m a big fan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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Haha air go bbrr
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πŸ‘€︎ u/note_than62
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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My wife loves it that I blow cold air on her when she's too hot...

Personally, I'm not a fan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24
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My buddy keeps asking me to blow cool air on him when he gets hot, and I don’t like it.

I’m not a fan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/backalleywillie
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08
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Remember when air was free at the gas station, now it’s $1.50. You know why?

Inflation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mycorona69
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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Do you know why air pumps at gas stations used to be free but are now $1.50?

Inflation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/officialsmolkid
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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Strippers don't have air-conditioners in their houses.

They have onlyfans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cthulhouette
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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Remember when they used to have air at the gas station for free? Now it’s $1.50

You know why? Inflation!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vanator_Obosit
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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