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How did Vikings send secret messages?
I called up Weight Watchers, told them there was an emergency and asked for them to send someone round!
Turns out they’ve got loads of them!
My wife sent me a heartwarming text that read, “If you're sleeping, send me your dreams. If you're laughing, send me your smile. If you're eating, send me a bite. If you're drinking, send me a sip. If you're crying, send me your tears. I love you!”
I replied, “I'm on the toilet, please advise…”
What did the pasta send to the other pasta to spice up their relationship?
If I send a clown to deliver flowers to my wife...
is that a romantic jester?
Where did they send the physicist who was convicted of terrorism?
Send me your terrible puns and I will make equally terrible MS Paint adaptations
Where do you send your boots when they've been misbehaving?
Boot camp
Edit, "boot camp didn't work out so the boots went on a sole searching adventure."
Where do you send people who tell shitty puns
I decided to send my son to a camp to help with his ADHD
They call it a concentration camp
Can’t figure out what game this is, could you send me a link?
What does the pope use to send his blessings?
If Cassius Clay used a Chinese app to send money, would you call it AliPay?
I'm getting old, and my kids had to send me away.
Now it seems that its a parently care center.
Send me a message if you want to build a boat...
What kind of letter does a lawyer send a chemist he wants to stop doing something?
A cesium and desist letter.
How do the French send photos of cats to each other?
Did you hear about the recent race to send a cow to space?
The steaks will be higher than ever
What does Ariana Grande send when someone gives her gifts?
Why did Don Corleone send back the plate for his coffee cup?
Someone gave him a saucer he could not reuse.
He got me on this one. Screenshot I made him send me because he's not on Reddit
Send me your puns and i will draw the best ones and post them on r/drawing
Honnold sends the Dawn Wall...
Why did the knight ask his friends to send his armor to their friends?
Does anyone know where we find the handmade Mother's Day gifts the school sends out each year?
I checked my kids' backpacks like usual but they weren't there.
How do you send warships via email?
How do alcoholic beverages send disappearing pictures?
When I have kids, I will punish them by making them mix melted butter and flour until I send them to bed.
They will roux the day that they anger me.
Uncle: Is he old enough to send on beer runs yet?
Me: Nah. Can't even pub crawl.
Send this to your salty teammate
When sending files through email to my students I never send more than one per email
Soo they don't get two attached
What is the best way to send somebody an encyclopedia?
Which school does China send its prisoners?
The kind of thing you send on the first date
My daughter caught me reading one of those coupon newsletters they send from the local grocery store...
Her: "Why are you reading junk mail?"
Me: "It's not, they have real news in here too."
Her: "No they don't...."
Me: "They sure do. I was just reading about a hitman who killed 3 people. He must not have liked them much, because he did it for only $1."
Her: "Nuh-uh, you're totally lying!"
Me: "Nope, looks like the hitman was named was Arty. He choked them to death apparently. "
Her: "Let me see..."
So I showed her the section I was reading:
ARTICHOKES 3 FOR $1
Why Did France Send Such a Large and Heavy Version of the Statue of Liberty to the USA?
Because it violated their statue of limitations.
Why did the knight send his cavalry of 44 to look for their missing sentry?
You should send a picture of your ex to NASA.
Apparently they are desperate to get a photo of A hole that sucks all your time and energy.
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