What do you get when an alternating current and a direct current run into each other in a wire?
What do you call a direct uprising of cows?
What happens to Nitrogen when you put it in direct sunlight?
I have a direct line to my grandma
It’s weird how direct sunlight heats up my car while the air outside is well below freezing.
The sun must be some kind of space heater.
There's a fine line between alternating current and direct current...
Me: Can you direct me to a seat, Please
What do you call a vegetable that helps direct a film?
X-post from r/funny...dad protesting water prices (direct thread link to avoid karma farming)
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/4acp4c/when_dad_protests_water_prices/
I think I know how Marvel is choosing who gets to direct their movies
The Amazing Spider-man was directed by a guy named named Webb.
For The Wolverine, they hired a guy named Mangled (Mangold)
And Guardians of the Galaxy was made by guy named Gunn.
So I am expecting them to announce that Kat Dennings will be directing Black Panther any day now.
Setting up a direct debit...
Happened earlier today, Mom was on the phone trying to set up the direct debit payment with the phone provider.
Dad: "How's it going?"
Mom: "He (call centre employee) says he's going to send me a mandate to fill in"
Dad: "That's fine, but you're definitely not going on any mandate!"
Mother was not amused... I was...
My wife said, “You really have no sense of direction, do you?”
I said, “Where did that come from?”
Edit: Thanks for the love. I’m right speechless.
I got really upset when my wife told me that I had no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff and right.
I once stopped and asked a Mandalorian for directions....
He pointed at the map and said, “This is the way.”
For my next car, I’m going to buy a Honda directly from Japan and pay all the necessary tariffs.
It will be my Civic duty.
I overcame my addiction to eating Thanksgiving leftovers directly out of the fridge.
I didn't use the 12 steps, I quit cold turkey.
My first gig out of school was directing a TV ad for tampons.
Social distancing is just a step in the right direction.
What do you call it when a ball going in one direction starts going in the opposite direction?
They want to reboot Speed with One Direction
No sense of direction...
My wife often says I have no sense of direction. So I left because she wasn't treating me right.
Last night, I got fed up at my wife criticizing my sense of direction.
So I packed my bags and right.
A good sense of direction will get you places
The founder of modern study.
My wife says she hates me because I have a poor sense of direction
So the next day I packed my things and right.
I was teaching my 12 year old daughter how to mow the lawn. “You need to pick either up and down or right and left, and then stick to it,” I told her. “Do you mow the whole yard in one direction.”
“Why?” she asked.
“Because that’s what makes it beautiful.”
Oh, the eye roll on this kid.
(Credit to u/Anon8627) My mum said I'm terrible with directions
Did you know the film “Speed” had no director?
If it had direction, it would be called “Velocity”.
Why did the pilot get sent to his room
I recently broke up with my ex. She hated how bad at directions I am.
So one day, I just packed up my bags and right.
My wife and I keep fighting over my terrible sense of direction.
I got so mad I packed up and right.
My wife is really upset that I have no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff and right.
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction,
So I packed up my stuff and right!
My wife was mad I had a bad sense of direction...
...so I packed up and right!
My wife is really mad because I have no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff and right.
My wife is mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff and right
My wife told me I have a bad sense of direction.
I packed up my things and right!
"My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction."
"So I packed up my stuff and right!"
My wife is really mad at the fact i have no sence of direction,
So i packed up my stuff and right
I have decided to buy a new Honda directly from Japan and pay all the tariffs.
It will be my Civic duty.
My wife absolutely hated the fact that I have no sense of direction
So I packed up my stuff and right.
My wife is really angry because I have no sense of direction
So I just packed up my things and right
My Wife Got Really Mad At My Lack of Direction
So I packed up my stuff and right.
For my next car, I’m thinking of buying a Honda directly from Japan and pay all the tariffs.
My wife said I had no sense of direction...
So I packed my bag and right
The other day my wife told me I had no sense of direction
Made me so mad that I packed up all things and right.
My wife is really mad at the fact that i have no sense of direction.
So i packed up my stuff and right.
My wife was sick of me because I have no sense of direction
So she packed her stuff and right.
My mom said I have no sense of direction
So I packed my bags and right
My wife is really mad that i have no sense of direction
So i've packed up and right
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction
So I packed my stuff and right
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff and right
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