What do you get when an alternating current and a direct current run into each other in a wire?

A good rock band.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BioWoLFex
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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What do you call a direct uprising of cows?

Udder rebellion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daBeard01
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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What happens to Nitrogen when you put it in direct sunlight?

It becomes DAYTROGEN!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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I have a direct line to my grandma

I call it Instagram

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hselmak
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2019
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It’s weird how direct sunlight heats up my car while the air outside is well below freezing.

The sun must be some kind of space heater.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/00Steven_
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2019
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There's a fine line between alternating current and direct current...

AC/DC

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2017
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Me: Can you direct me to a seat, Please

Usher: YEAH

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twigsnapper
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2019
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What do you call a vegetable that helps direct a film?

A producer!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BormahTiid
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2018
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X-post from r/funny...dad protesting water prices (direct thread link to avoid karma farming)

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/4acp4c/when_dad_protests_water_prices/

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rpknives
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2016
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I think I know how Marvel is choosing who gets to direct their movies

The Amazing Spider-man was directed by a guy named named Webb.

For The Wolverine, they hired a guy named Mangled (Mangold)

And Guardians of the Galaxy was made by guy named Gunn.

So I am expecting them to announce that Kat Dennings will be directing Black Panther any day now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RiperSnifle
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2015
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Setting up a direct debit...

Happened earlier today, Mom was on the phone trying to set up the direct debit payment with the phone provider.

Dad: "How's it going?"

Mom: "He (call centre employee) says he's going to send me a mandate to fill in"

Dad: "That's fine, but you're definitely not going on any mandate!"

Mother was not amused... I was...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DragonbornAgain
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2014
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My wife said, β€œYou really have no sense of direction, do you?”

I said, β€œWhere did that come from?”

Edit: Thanks for the love. I’m right speechless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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I got really upset when my wife told me that I had no sense of direction.

So I packed up my stuff and right.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xenonthewizlard
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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I once stopped and asked a Mandalorian for directions....

He pointed at the map and said, β€œThis is the way.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DJBlue18
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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For my next car, I’m going to buy a Honda directly from Japan and pay all the necessary tariffs.

It will be my Civic duty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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I overcame my addiction to eating Thanksgiving leftovers directly out of the fridge.

I didn't use the 12 steps, I quit cold turkey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spitmonkeyx
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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My first gig out of school was directing a TV ad for tampons.

It was a period piece.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PupperPuppet
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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Social distancing is just a step in the right direction.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Swanlafitte
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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Topical...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/vidman33
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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What do you call it when a ball going in one direction starts going in the opposite direction?

Roll reversal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mikehawk86
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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They want to reboot Speed with One Direction

It's called Velocity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/risanthy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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No sense of direction...

My wife often says I have no sense of direction. So I left because she wasn't treating me right.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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Last night, I got fed up at my wife criticizing my sense of direction.

So I packed my bags and right.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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A good sense of direction will get you places
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mediocre_Fanart
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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The founder of modern study.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/UnsteadyKoala
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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My wife says she hates me because I have a poor sense of direction

So the next day I packed my things and right.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dazeechayn
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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I was teaching my 12 year old daughter how to mow the lawn. β€œYou need to pick either up and down or right and left, and then stick to it,” I told her. β€œDo you mow the whole yard in one direction.”

β€œWhy?” she asked.

β€œBecause that’s what makes it beautiful.”

Oh, the eye roll on this kid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chrisoatkins
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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(Credit to u/Anon8627) My mum said I'm terrible with directions
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Python119
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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Did you know the film β€œSpeed” had no director?

If it had direction, it would be called β€œVelocity”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Divine_ICBM
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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Why did the pilot get sent to his room

Bad altitude

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joe_mama_89
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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I recently broke up with my ex. She hated how bad at directions I am.

So one day, I just packed up my bags and right.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spunsocial
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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My wife and I keep fighting over my terrible sense of direction.

I got so mad I packed up and right.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrPackinwud
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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My wife is really upset that I have no sense of direction.

So I packed up my stuff and right.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timeforclock
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction,

So I packed up my stuff and right!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Krayola-
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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My wife was mad I had a bad sense of direction...

...so I packed up and right!

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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My wife is really mad because I have no sense of direction.

So I packed up my stuff and right.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deathto2020
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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My wife is mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.

So I packed up my stuff and right

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kiwiboy0419
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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My wife told me I have a bad sense of direction.

I packed up my things and right!

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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"My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction."

"So I packed up my stuff and right!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PersonWalker
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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My wife is really mad at the fact i have no sence of direction,

So i packed up my stuff and right

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shamudawhale51
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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I have decided to buy a new Honda directly from Japan and pay all the tariffs.

It will be my Civic duty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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My wife absolutely hated the fact that I have no sense of direction

So I packed up my stuff and right.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Itchy_Anxiety
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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My wife is really angry because I have no sense of direction

So I just packed up my things and right

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πŸ‘€︎ u/renegaderis
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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My Wife Got Really Mad At My Lack of Direction

So I packed up my stuff and right.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AstrosAtoZ
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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For my next car, I’m thinking of buying a Honda directly from Japan and pay all the tariffs.

It’ll be my Civic duty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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My wife said I had no sense of direction...

So I packed my bag and right

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sardonicuis
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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The other day my wife told me I had no sense of direction

Made me so mad that I packed up all things and right.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bushsbakedbeenz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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My wife is really mad at the fact that i have no sense of direction.

So i packed up my stuff and right.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/delet_yourself
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2020
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My wife was sick of me because I have no sense of direction

So she packed her stuff and right.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoppioFan76
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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My mom said I have no sense of direction

So I packed my bags and right

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jwv0922
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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My wife is really mad that i have no sense of direction

So i've packed up and right

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jacob_crozier
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction

So I packed my stuff and right

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sergio_the_pro
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.

So I packed up my stuff and right

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pandaboy115
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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