Directly Puns

A list of puns related to "Directly"

For my next car, I’m going to buy a Honda directly from Japan and pay all the necessary tariffs.

It will be my Civic duty.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Dec 04 2020
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I overcame my addiction to eating Thanksgiving leftovers directly out of the fridge.

I didn't use the 12 steps, I quit cold turkey.

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👤︎ u/spitmonkeyx
📅︎ Nov 28 2020
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The local dragon regularly poops hundreds of pounds of ore directly into the sea.

It's a gross waste of resources.

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👤︎ u/Impybutt
📅︎ Jul 31 2020
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The amount of cabbage is directly proportional to the square root of the carrots divided by the volume of the Mayo.

That’s Cole’s Law.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jun 16 2019
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Apple’s newest product attaches directly to your face!

Introducing the iLash

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👤︎ u/CVSSR
📅︎ May 27 2019
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You are on a horse galloping at a constant speed. On your right side, is a sharp drop off and on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you. Directly in front of you is another galloping horse, but your horse is unable to overtake it.

Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the horse in front of you.

What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?

Get off the merry-go-round!

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
📅︎ Apr 27 2019
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Why is it risky to buy ribeye and sirloin directly from a cattle rancher?

Because he raises the steaks.

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👤︎ u/urbanek2525
📅︎ Mar 09 2019
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Did you know the French are directly descended from the people of the Steppe?

I heard the specific tribe they come from is called the Hon hon hons

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👤︎ u/Floridamantakesadump
📅︎ Dec 25 2018
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The increase of bad parents has directly influenced the increase in gays.

Parents don't tell their kids to straighten up anymore.

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👤︎ u/Conniption26
📅︎ Oct 05 2016
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The Toyota Nova, in Spanish, translates directly to "Toyota No Go".

It's probably why they didn't sell many in Latin America.

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👤︎ u/Tm23246
📅︎ Mar 25 2019
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Clubbers in Barnsley are using dental syringes to inject liquid Ecstacy directly into their mouths.

A dangerous process known as 'E by Gum'

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👤︎ u/Stoatwobbler
📅︎ Mar 25 2019
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Hear about the guy who paints directly onto fruit.

It was pretty bananas.

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👤︎ u/Subscribe_to_Sam24
📅︎ Jan 21 2019
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There's a train somewhere that takes people directly to the dentist.

It's called the molar express.

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👤︎ u/LexaTerkes
📅︎ Feb 25 2019
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My wife knows I can't directly drink from the cup due to my sensitive teeth, so when she presented our drinks, I look in her cup.

That was the last straw.

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👤︎ u/n3rv0u5
📅︎ Sep 14 2018
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Dont stare directly at the sun during the eclipse

You'll make it feel uncomfortable

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👤︎ u/deez_treez
📅︎ Aug 21 2017
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Why do you have to email John Cena directly?

You can't CC him.

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👤︎ u/ndemerson
📅︎ May 14 2017
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I have decided to buy a new Honda directly from Japan and pay all the tariffs.

It will be my Civic duty.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Oct 09 2020
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For my next car, I’m thinking of buying a Honda directly from Japan and pay all the tariffs.

It’ll be my Civic duty.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Aug 30 2020
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