She prescribed me trans-and-dental medication.
I pointed to the toilet
It just says "For Mica".
My sister wanted to make sure he is checking his emails and being responsible....so I send him daily jokes. Not sure if this link works, but if this cool kiddo burrito finds this someday...your emails back are the highlight of my days. http://imgur.com/a/llxi1lO
Guess it was an anonymous tip
Dad, I’m not a girl, I don’t wear dresses!
Still made it to my door.
And IPee address.
because he was under the rock
Hello, elephant.
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW Washington, DC 20500
Your Royal Harness.
That's the proper way to do it.
me: okay, where are we sending it?
He's now a Doberman Tickler.
It must be a complex issue
They're all right now.
Mississippi
Me: Ah, yes, let me help you with that. Turning to stack of envelopes "Your Grace, Earl of Envelopia, I have come to address you regarding the matter of correspondence you have graciously offered to assist in..."
Wife: ...Our son isn't even HERE, and he won't understand that for another 5 years anyway.
Trying to invite my uncle to my baby shower went a little like this.....
Me:hey uncle can I get your address so I can send you an invitation?
Uncle:yeah come get it
Me:smart ass.....
Daw, pundit.
I pointed to the toilet.
