Along with gender dysphoria, my doctor wanted to address my poor oral health.

She prescribed me trans-and-dental medication.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/silashoulder
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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My street sign from a previous address:
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OZeski
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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My son asked what our IP address was.

I pointed to the toilet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlankPhotos
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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What does a house wear? Address
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πŸ‘€︎ u/slayercatz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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The order for this countertop has no address

It just says "For Mica".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hero_of_Thyme81
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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My 8yr old nephew got his first "grownup" email address....

My sister wanted to make sure he is checking his emails and being responsible....so I send him daily jokes. Not sure if this link works, but if this cool kiddo burrito finds this someday...your emails back are the highlight of my days. http://imgur.com/a/llxi1lO

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tinyfistofjustice
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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I just got sent a severed penis in a box with no address

Guess it was an anonymous tip

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PinkGamerGirlx
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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My five year old son ’s dad in training comment when asked β€œwhat’s your address?”

Dad, I’m not a girl, I don’t wear dresses!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lordwaters24
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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Why did Lincoln give the Gettysburg Address? /r/Jokes/comments/ghs2js/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tuhawaiki
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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Ordered a Stud Finder on Amazon and forgot to give them a shipping address.

Still made it to my door.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoodleMaps
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
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Helping the postman get this to the correct address
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoggyPaste
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2019
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If toilets had an address, what would it be called?

And IPee address.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kajinator
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2020
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Chuck Norris' email address:
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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This is something i had to address!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stha118
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2019
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The address for this whale watching company
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarahjrs
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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I couldn't find Dwayne Johnson in address book

because he was under the rock

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Labidian
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2019
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Let's address the elephant in the room.

Hello, elephant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrthatsthat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2018
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Have it delivered to the Get Cheeseburger address.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2018
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How to address stupidity:

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW Washington, DC 20500

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mdame2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2019
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How do you address regal safety equipment?

Your Royal Harness.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2019
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You should address people by their names.

That's the proper way to do it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uglyswan101
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2019
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roommate: I think it’s time we address the elephant in the room.

me: okay, where are we sending it?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/heytheresexythang
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2018
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I took my Doberman Pinscher to obedience classes to address his aggression issues.

He's now a Doberman Tickler.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2018
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Our mail keeps getting delivered to the wrong address, unit 200B instead of unit 200A

It must be a complex issue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Possum
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2016
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I guess there have been safety concerns regarding NASCAR's track designs; specifically with the turns. In an attempt to address them, the courses were reversed.

They're all right now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thewilltosucceed
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2017
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What is the proper way to address a hippie's wife?

Mississippi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/delftblauw
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2017
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What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire? That he needed to address the situation
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πŸ‘€︎ u/marcuccione
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2016
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My wife said that she needed to address the envelopes...

Me: Ah, yes, let me help you with that. Turning to stack of envelopes "Your Grace, Earl of Envelopia, I have come to address you regarding the matter of correspondence you have graciously offered to assist in..."

Wife: ...Our son isn't even HERE, and he won't understand that for another 5 years anyway.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lereas
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2014
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My uncle is a father of three... I needed his address for my baby shower

Trying to invite my uncle to my baby shower went a little like this.....

Me:hey uncle can I get your address so I can send you an invitation?

Uncle:yeah come get it

Me:smart ass.....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Darth_Grandma
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2014
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How do you address a morose morse wordsmith?

Daw, pundit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nicodemus26
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2014
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My son asked me what our IP address was.

I pointed to the toilet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2019
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