My house is haunted by a muscular ghost. I finally managed to communicate him him. I asked him how he got so muscular.
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My friend Jack claims he can communicate with vegetables.
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How do you communicate with horses?
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Takes me forever to answer letters. I have a snailure to communicate.
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Did you know that dogs communicate with each other by marking their territory?
So when they sniff and mark the same places everyday, they are just checking and responding to their pee-mail.
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I invented a way to communicate in dots and dashes to Norwegians...
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I have always wondered when chickens communicate, do they use 'fowl' language?
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My son said, βDad, when you were young, was the landline the only way you could communicate with each other?β
I said, βNo. Get your fax straight.β
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Did you know bees communicate by dancing?
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If you have something urgent to say to your magician friend who you can only communicate with via mail...
You better use a Penn & Teller
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How do Knights communicate ?
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What words do birds use to communicate?
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What does a deaf mathematician do to communicate?
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I just found out that dogs and trees can communicate with each other
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What do you call a Scandinavian device used to communicate with the dead?
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How do angry people communicate?
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How to pirates communicate?
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How do billboards communicate?
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How do you communicate with a fish?
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My cousin is mute and likes to communicate via embroidery
I guess it's a version of sign language, sew to speak
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What device does Mario use when he wants to communicate with the dead?
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How did Viking sailors communicate?
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One day a man asked a dog. How do you communicate with other dogs?
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Scientists finally discovered how trees communicate
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Did you hear scientists recently discovered that we can communicate with cows through body language?
It's all in how you mooooooooooooooooooove.
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βDad, I heard that the only way you guys could communicate with each other when you were young was landlines and snail mail.β
Dad: No, you better get your fax straight.
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How do avocados communicate?
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How do you communicate with 1/28 of an ounce?
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My friend asked me how my pet crow communicates...
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How does a crow in Boston communicate with a crow in Los Angeles?
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How do cells communicate with each other?
Through their cellular providers.
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What did the child say to try and communicate with the tangled rope alien species?
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How do Scientists communicate with Amoebas?
Why, call them on their cell phone, of course.
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What did the undercover elk use to communicate with his agency?
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How does a mute horse communicate?
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I found the only psychic that could communicate with dead animals. I was skeptical at first, but when she talked about my animals it felt as if she lived with them her entire life.
She was a rare medium well done.
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My friend Jack says he can communicate with vegetables.
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My friend Jack claims that he can communicate with vegetables.
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My friend Jack claims he can communicate with vegetables.
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My friend Jack claims that he can communicate with vegetables.
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TIL Jack can communicate with vegetables...
Jack and the beans talk...
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How do birds communicate?
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How do ponies communicate with each other?
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How do birds communicate?
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What type of board does Mario use to communicate with the dead?
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How do Trees communicate?
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How do billboards communicate?
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