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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoomBudgie
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2013
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Sign me up!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/9pm_official
πŸ“…︎ May 13
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A sign at a Nursery...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PirateboarderLife
πŸ“…︎ May 15
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Clever strip club sign
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Greigers
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30
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Just hand made my first welcome sign, what do ya think?
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πŸ“…︎ May 04
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I saw a sign that said β€œwatch for kids”

Sounded like a great deal!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/callmedemorex
πŸ“…︎ May 27
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Sign language is Punny

'Pasteurized milk' in sign language is 'Milk' Past your eyes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sathuna
πŸ“…︎ May 24
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I just saw a sign that made me piss myself..

It said; "TOILET CLOSED."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OliPark
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10
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The other day I saw a bucket at the hardware store with a sign that said: dead batteries - $1 each.

I thought to myself β€œthese should be free of charge”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/corbimatic
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08
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Saw a sign that made me piss myself today.

Toilets Out Of Order.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06
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The guy who created the sign "Caution Do Not Touch" in braille,

is an evil genius.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 31
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Did you know that the Average African Leopard can jump higher than a stop sign?

This is because as far as I know stop signs can’t jump.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Cyberostrich_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08
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My dad and I went hunting one time. We saw a sign that said "bear left"

So we went home.

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πŸ“…︎ May 12
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A blind man was hit with sign at my local protest

He didn't see it coming

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaddleRoon
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03
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While passing a "Lots for Sale" sign...

My dad asks "They have lots of what for sale?" with a shit-eating grin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShallNot_Pass
πŸ“…︎ May 10
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The guy who created the sign CAUTION HOT SURFACE in braille...

was an evil genius.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 20
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Sign outside strip club shuttered due to COVID-19:

β€œSorry, we’re clothed.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Konamicoder
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31
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β€œFrom a neighbor who posts dad jokes on little signs in his front yard. Started during the isolation to cheer up the community”

β€œCOVID19 DAY20

Ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.

I’ll let you know”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zomida
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05
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My barber wanted we to sign a contract before cutting my hair, but I refused...

I wouldn't accept his perms and conditions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ May 20
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What do get if you cross SadΓ© with a minus sign?

A smooth operator (smoooooth opperrateerer)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Boris-Bollockov
πŸ“…︎ May 21
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The upvote sign is not pointless πŸ˜‰
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jose_asantos
πŸ“…︎ May 04
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From The Simpsons S30E03, My Way Or the Highway to Heaven, in which Ned is a trampoline salesman. The Simpsons writers surely love their puns. This is even funnier given Net's straight-laced nature and what the sign unwittingly implies. A classic double entendre.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mutedloquacity
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07
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Walked by a house with a broken window and a sign in the window saying "don't rock the boat".

Looks like somebody rocked your house

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Squeablies1
πŸ“…︎ May 05
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From the daily sign of the El Arroyo restaurant in Austin TX
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πŸ‘€︎ u/abaganoush
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16
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All the signs.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KrissiKross
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26
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What did the strip club sign say when they closed for Covid?

temporarily clothed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Boop108
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18
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What does the sign say at the exit of the sperm bank?

"Thank you for cumming"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thom581K
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07
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This sign at the Urologist actually took some stress away for my Vascetomy consult after a heartly chuckle.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nnudmac
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11
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Why can't you sign a check outside?

Because you have to endorse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shercroft
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29
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A sign
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ntn_98
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12
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Why is sign language more effective than regular speech?

Because actions speak louder than words.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GassyGhoul88
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10
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How do you speak sign language?

You dont.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBooperSnooper
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29
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To all the protesters holding up the "I need a haircut" signs, we should all be yelling...

"Which one?!?!?!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clammyhammie
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24
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The 5 signs of laziness
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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Dairy Queen’s sign in there shop. β€œRidiculous” but as RiDQulous
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 09
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Found this glove zip tied to the stop sign across from my house.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KeeperOfCarl
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19
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What did the sign on the out of service brothel say?

Beat it, we're closed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rockboxatx
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31
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Aliens in the movie : There seems to be no SIGN of intelligent life anywhere.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/naveenit
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28
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Two friends are on a road trip and one if them sees a sign stating they are approaching Louisville. One says "we should stop in 'Louie-ville' for lunch. The other says it's not pronounced 'Louie-ville', it's 'Louis-ville'!

They go back and forth for a while, neither convincing the other that they are right. Finally they decide on a place to eat. When they get to the restaurant, one of the friends asks the person taking their order to settle it once and for all. "Me and my friend are having a debate and hopefully since you live here, you can set my friend straight. Would you please tell us... and say it clear and slow for my friend here... where are we?"

The person behind the counter gets a puzzled look on his face, then says

>!"Buuuuuurrrrrr gerrrrrr Kiiiiiiinnnnggg"!<

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FaultyData
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25
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I saw a sign today that made me piss myself

It said β€˜Toilets closed’

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AsianUrination
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2019
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I just read about an electric sign company that is having problems due to covid 19

They got rid of all their neon essential employees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ima420r
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03
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A correct sign
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBrontosaurus
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2019
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I was walking pasta farm and a sign said "Duck,Eggs"

I thought-"that's an unnecessary comma-then it hit me"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LilCuntBoyXD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25
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The sign in the bathroom said β€œemployees must wash hands”.

I waited over two hours for an employee to come in to wash my hands before I washed them myself and went home.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timned88
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19
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Did you hear about the new sign they put on the lawn of the rehab center?

It says β€œKeep off the grass”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommyWiseaus_butt
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04
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US signs treaty with the Taliban

Now, Tali can.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyjarvis
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29
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Brand new star sign

I didn't win the competition to name a new star sign, but I was awarded a constellation prize.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBearDidLady
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24
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Posted on a sign outside the gynecologist's office:

Dr. Jones - at your cervix

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kennedystyle
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12
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Saw a sign that said "TAN FREE TODAY!"

Joke's on them; I'm tan-free every day!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlmostButNotQuit
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22
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The sign in this restaurant says β€œPlease wait for hostess to be seated.”

I’ve been here two hours and she is still on her feet.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 19
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I saw a sign that said 'do not touch', however there was something weird about the sign....

I couldn't put my finger on it....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirCarpetOfBurn
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2019
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Nobody has ever shown up to the sign language club.

It’s too bad nobody has heard of it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hwhouston517
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05
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I saw a sign that said "Rest area 25 miles"...

I thought,wow, that's pretty big

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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I saw a lift with a sign attached that said "due to an error, this lift can't go down"

My first thought was, "well, that's uplifting"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weetabix_gryphon
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03
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Saw this sign in front of a hair salon and it made me laugh
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NefariousTyke
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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What does the sign say outside of an out of business brothel?

Beat it. We’re closed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sk1wbw
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01
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I failed no nut November because I saw a donut store sign and I read "do nut"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ironporkchop
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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I don't speak sign language.

Nobody does.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lukepeebs
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24
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A local town (Bulls, New Zealand) has signs with bull puns scattered across the town at points of interest.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SerialMasticator
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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What kind of insurance does an i.t. guy have to sign up for?

Malware practice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/refward
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17
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Just reached the coast of Labrador, looking for signs of retrievers.

(what my dad texted me from the airplane home)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lucidDreamcast
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15
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Ever see those "End Road Work. Thank you." signs?

For years I thought we just had polite protestors.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebbman
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2019
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Do I know sign language?

No, I haven't even heard of it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RoadToKnowhere
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17
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β€œChelsea’s Pizza” I said, reading a sign as we walked. My son replied β€œDid you say Elsa’s Pizza?” Realizing the opportunity I said β€œNo, but what kind of pizza would they serve at Elsa’s Pizza?

β€œFrozen pizza” said my son, rolling his eyes.

β€œExactly, my son. Frozen pizza.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jamikula
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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This sign is strange but I can’t put my finger on it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperSamStudios
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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seen a stop sign that was missing one of its screws and just hanging there upside down today..

It was a bad sign

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oxfordthethird
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03
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I think everyone should learn sign language

It's pretty handy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kortbug2000
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2019
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Saw a sign at the store that said "used batteries"

I'm guessing they were free of charge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BinaryPeach
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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It is weird to see signs that say "In case of fire, don't use elevator". Everyone knows water is better to put on fires than an elevator.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/goodlyearth
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2018
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I saw a guy waiting at airport arrivals with a sign. I said why are you standing there with a sign that says β€œNo one”? ....

He said β€œIt’s for Mr Noone” you bozo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2019
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*SIGN LANGUAGE*
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MEMESTER_BOIIII
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
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What the local Hungry Howies changed their sign to after someone crashes their car into it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/magicalmanatee0
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2019
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Making a sign for work. Any puns for thousand island dressing?
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2019
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What zodiac sign are you? IΒ΄m a
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpiciestOwl
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2019
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So I saw a sign on a toilet that said it was built to shit,

I kinda thought that was crappy advertising.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hedgiehogs
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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My aunt's astrological sign was cancer, funny to consider how she died

She was killed by a giant crab

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xxbiggeorge69xx
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2019
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Why do they put deer crossing signs in the middle of the highway?

They should put them at intersections or in school zones, where it’s much safer for the deer to cross.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boilerup4444
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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From a post that had a vet sign that said "show us ur kitties"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/daimonlee58
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2019
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The road sign said β€œWatch for Falling Rocks”

I checked the time and thought, β€œOk fine, but I only have 5 minutes.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/forresbj
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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My friends star sign was cancer and it was quite ironic how he died really

He was attacked by a giant crab

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BLAZEtms
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2019
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The sign-al frontier.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shuffle-Tee
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2019
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I was in the car with my 10 year old daughter and there was a sign that said road works ahead. She’s said road works ahead , that’s a relief. I’ve never been so proud to be a dad.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tabrjo
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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I was walking past a farm and a sign said: Duck, eggs.

I thought, that's an unnecessary comma. Then it hit me.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2019
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Sign at a convenience store:Our credit manager is Helen Waite...

If you want credit go to Helen Waite

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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That’s a good sign when you ask nicely.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
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Sign language is quite handy.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pumpkimstew
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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What's the first sign of madness?

The heavy heavy monster sound.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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This out of order elevator sign
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πŸ‘€︎ u/najafce
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2019
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A dad must be in charge of the local churches sign
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πŸ‘€︎ u/J0hnnyFreed0m
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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Fun Fact; There used to be 20 zodiac signs...

Then came the zodiac killer

There would be less, but he was a Leo Minor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RoadToKnowhere
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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The 5 signs of forgetfulness:
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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I saw a strange picket line on the way home today. The workers were carrying signs saying "WE MAKE TOO MUCH MONEY”

Then I noticed they were outside the mint.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marycartlizer
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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I saw a sign at a roadside stand that read, ''Lobster Tails Β£1.5" so I stopped the car, walked over and handed my money to the proprietor. He looked me in the eyes, took a deep breath and said...

"Once upon a time there was this lobster..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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Even street signs have punny humor
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jonathan392
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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I saw a sign while driving that said "Watch for Children."

Sounds like a fair trade.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LunarAlias17
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2019
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I think everyone should learn sign language,

it's pretty handy.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2019
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Everyone should learn sign language

it’s very handy...

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