I know a handful of jokes in sign language.
I guarantee no one has ever heard them!
I saw a sign that said falling rocks...
so I tried, and it doesn't.
Why did Santa put a "Help Wanted" sign outside of the elves workshop?
I saw a sign in the pub "The Chef's Special"
I thought that's nice, equal opportunities employer.
The first letter of the sign of a derelict hotel fell off and killed a man.
What’s the sign of a really dedicated hot dog eating contestant?
They relish the competition.
Every Zodiac sign has it’s own significant hairstyle
I saw a sign today that made me piss myself.....It said,
Anton LaVey tried to sign with a NBA team
But he was told he doesn't have a shot in hell.
What is your Sign?
My mother always told me I was cancer.
One day all mathematical signs gathered together in order to go into an adventure. Right before they were leaving, they didn't let the equal sign go with them.
They wanted to live an adventure without equal
I went to the hardware store with a friend and the store had pallets of soil, seed, and fertilizer out front. We both stopped and looked at one of the pallets stacked high with bags of dried steer manure. The sign said, "Strict limit 2 per customer."
My friend looked at me and said, "I guess there's only so much shit you can take."
True story.
One day Sven was walking past Ole's place and noticed a sign that said Boat For Sale.
Sven went up to the barn and said "Ole, I see da sign in your yard. All you have is a tractor and a combine". Ole said "Yep, and der boat for sale!"
As I drive, I often see signs that say: "Falling Rocks"
Yeah, that's a LIE. Sometimes I even have a hard time getting up afterwards.
What's a donut's astrological sign?
I saw a sign above the urinal that read: "This is a urinal."
Me: reading the “No Fences” sign next to the road
What are the unspoken rules of sign language?
My coworker : My Zodiac sign is Libra ; I want everyone to get along.
Me : I'm a Cancer ; While nobody wants me, I still grow on them.
I recently decided to learn sign language...
So that I can tell jokes nobody has ever heard.
If your girlfriend/wife ever gets you a gladiator uniform, it's a pretty good sign.
She wants you to be more Roman-tic.
Our local Five Guys lost some letters on their sign.
With the F and E out, I guess someone quit.
Road Signs Across The Country Are Warning Drivers Of Road Conditions
Yesterday, I saw a group of trees sign a paper
I can’t decide how to finish this wooden sign telling my parrot that she’s become a member of the Scottish aristocracy
I saw a sign the other day, "we sell moving boxes"
I guess they don't sell stationery boxes.
What does the closed sign on a brothel say?
Me and my Dad were in a car on our way to go hunting and saw a sign....
It said bear left, so we went home.
My boss wants me to sign up for a 401K...
I’m not sure how he expects anyone to run that far!!!
I used to have an addiction stealing road signs
But then I kept on getting signs telling me to stop
If you sign up for an economics class, you should bring some spoiled milk on the first day.
They’re a big fan of gross domestic products.
Archeologists will be digging for a lost village near my home. I hope they find some signs of life.
Someone left a sign encouraging cleanliness in my workplace tearoom. It just said "THINK!"
I thought this was so great that I made matching labels for the Tapth and the Thoap.
When I was in florida I saw signs saying "animal sanctuary 5$." so I decided to follow them but when I got there it was just a middle aged couple with hundreds of house cats and one dog in a cage.
I went to the grocery store and the sign said no food or drinks inside.
Everyone should learn sign language.
I know several jokes in sign language
I guarantee you,no one has ever heard them before.
What are the unspoken rules of sign language?
Someone left a sign encouraging cleanliness in my workplace tearoom. It just said "THINK!"
I thought this was so great that I made matching labels for the Tapth and the Thoap.
I actually know a lot of jokes in sign language
And I can guarantee you no one has ever heard them.
I know several jokes in sign language...
I guarantee nobody has ever heard them.
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