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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoomBudgie
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2013
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I know a handful of jokes in sign language.

I guarantee no one has ever heard them!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/superpie5
πŸ“…︎ May 29
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I saw a sign that said falling rocks...

so I tried, and it doesn't.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/logicson
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01
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Why did Santa put a "Help Wanted" sign outside of the elves workshop?

He was short staffed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheHibernian
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03
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I saw a sign in the pub "The Chef's Special"

I thought that's nice, equal opportunities employer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ExtraSure
πŸ“…︎ May 30
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A sign from God
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πŸ‘€︎ u/brandondsantos
πŸ“…︎ May 02
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The first letter of the sign of a derelict hotel fell off and killed a man.

He died of old H.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notBjoern
πŸ“…︎ May 15
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What’s the sign of a really dedicated hot dog eating contestant?

They relish the competition.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jester57
πŸ“…︎ May 20
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Every Zodiac sign has it’s own significant hairstyle

except Cancer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Echo_The_God
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15
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I saw a sign today that made me piss myself.....It said,

'TOILETS CLOSED. '

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28
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Anton LaVey tried to sign with a NBA team

But he was told he doesn't have a shot in hell.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAzrael2013
πŸ“…︎ May 17
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What is your Sign?

My mother always told me I was cancer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wafran
πŸ“…︎ May 08
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One day all mathematical signs gathered together in order to go into an adventure. Right before they were leaving, they didn't let the equal sign go with them.

They wanted to live an adventure without equal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tadashi4
πŸ“…︎ May 14
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I went to the hardware store with a friend and the store had pallets of soil, seed, and fertilizer out front. We both stopped and looked at one of the pallets stacked high with bags of dried steer manure. The sign said, "Strict limit 2 per customer."

My friend looked at me and said, "I guess there's only so much shit you can take."

True story.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ObiWanKaDaddy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29
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One day Sven was walking past Ole's place and noticed a sign that said Boat For Sale.

Sven went up to the barn and said "Ole, I see da sign in your yard. All you have is a tractor and a combine". Ole said "Yep, and der boat for sale!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PensionNo8124
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16
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As I drive, I often see signs that say: "Falling Rocks"

Yeah, that's a LIE. Sometimes I even have a hard time getting up afterwards.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18
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It's a sign.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/modern-anarchy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17
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What's a donut's astrological sign?

Torus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chirstain
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08
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I saw a sign above the urinal that read: "This is a urinal."

"No Shit."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShawntheShiba
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09
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Me: reading the β€œNo Fences” sign next to the road

My wife: none taken

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Epelep
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05
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What are the unspoken rules of sign language?

All of them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17
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My coworker : My Zodiac sign is Libra ; I want everyone to get along.

Me : I'm a Cancer ; While nobody wants me, I still grow on them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theabobination
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07
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I recently decided to learn sign language...

So that I can tell jokes nobody has ever heard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sgt-Cowboy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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If your girlfriend/wife ever gets you a gladiator uniform, it's a pretty good sign.

She wants you to be more Roman-tic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27
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Our local Five Guys lost some letters on their sign.

With the F and E out, I guess someone quit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirFister13F
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28
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Sign me up!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/9pm_official
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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Road Signs Across The Country Are Warning Drivers Of Road Conditions

I C Y

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bawkalor
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19
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Yesterday, I saw a group of trees sign a paper

It was a peace β€œtree”ty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/THISISWARDUDE
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10
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I know several jokes in sign language

I guarantee you,no one has ever heard them before.

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I can’t decide how to finish this wooden sign telling my parrot that she’s become a member of the Scottish aristocracy

Polyurethane?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vantoch81
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31
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I saw a sign the other day, "we sell moving boxes"

I guess they don't sell stationery boxes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pLeThOrAx
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12
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What does the closed sign on a brothel say?

Beat it -- we're closed!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snailhighway
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14
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A sign at a Nursery...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PirateboarderLife
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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Me and my Dad were in a car on our way to go hunting and saw a sign....

It said bear left, so we went home.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesomesox
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12
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My boss wants me to sign up for a 401K...

I’m not sure how he expects anyone to run that far!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rgapinski
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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I used to have an addiction stealing road signs

But then I kept on getting signs telling me to stop

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigg_UN
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24
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If you sign up for an economics class, you should bring some spoiled milk on the first day.

They’re a big fan of gross domestic products.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/girloffthecob
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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Archeologists will be digging for a lost village near my home. I hope they find some signs of life.

Remains to be seen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timthedriller
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18
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Someone left a sign encouraging cleanliness in my workplace tearoom. It just said "THINK!"

I thought this was so great that I made matching labels for the Tapth and the Thoap.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/td941
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19
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I actually know a lot of jokes in sign language

And I can guarantee you no one has ever heard them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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When I was in florida I saw signs saying "animal sanctuary 5$." so I decided to follow them but when I got there it was just a middle aged couple with hundreds of house cats and one dog in a cage.

It was a Shih Tzu

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HairyClefairy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13
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I went to the grocery store and the sign said no food or drinks inside.

So I went back home

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rubNTugInc
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10
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Everyone should learn sign language.

It's very handy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kremata
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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I know several jokes in sign language...

I guarantee nobody has ever heard them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11
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What are the unspoken rules of sign language?

All of them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12
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Someone left a sign encouraging cleanliness in my workplace tearoom. It just said "THINK!"

I thought this was so great that I made matching labels for the Tapth and the Thoap.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/td941
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19
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