They’re a big fan of gross domestic products.
I’m not sure how he expects anyone to run that far!!!
There's no way I could run that far.
So I ordered French toast during the renaissance.
“COVID19 DAY20
Ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.
I’ll let you know”
They were just fission for compliments.
She said she’ll be able to pull some strings.
"Which one?!?!?!"
It’s too bad nobody has heard of it.
Malware practice.
Me: Find a replacement. It isn’t rocket science.
I’ve never run that far before.
A girl was putting up a sign, and while she was putting the individual letters in, the letter "i" fell out.
A guy happened to see the letter dropping and jumped to stop it from hitting the ground.
He caught it and the girl was thankful that he did so, this led to one thing and another, and soon they were dating.
To him, she was so charming, when he asked if she was this charming to other guys, she said :
"No, you just happened to catch my I."
It’s not Rocket Science.
...so they went home.
False advertisement.
When he gets to the place where he’s supposed to pick up his rifle the man tells him that he just ran out. “If you need to shoot just say ‘BANGITY BANG BANGITY BANG!'” he says. Bummed out and little confused, the guy moves on to the next area where he’s supposed to pick up the bayonet. But the next man is out too. “If you need to stab someone just go, ‘STICKITY STICK STICKITY STICK!'” he says. Dejected and wondering what the heck he signed up for, the guy jumps into the next truck on its way to the front where there’s a battle raging on.
Side by side with the rest of the soldiers in his unit, the guy advances on the enemy position. As soon as he sees the enemy, he shouts, “BANGITY BANG BANGITY BANG!!” Amazingly, the enemy soldier drops to the ground. Encouraged by his success he charges the next two enemy soldiers and goes, “STICKITY STICK STICKITY STICK!” They both immediately collapse in front of him. This is incredible, he thinks, I’ve become unstoppable.
So when he sees his next foe way off in the distance, he shouts, “BANGITY BANG BANGITY BANG!” at him. He waits for him to fall, but nothing happens. The guy charges his unfazed adversary next and goes “STICKITY STICK STICKITY STICK!” Again he thinks the man will fall and again nothing happens. “Why wont you drop?” the guy says. The enemy soldier knocks him down and responds, “TANKITY TANK TANKITY TANK!”
It was way too much violins.
Or, as they call it, a no-defecation notification.
Construction is necessary to keep our roads maintained. Please take your "End Construction" campaign signs down.
I guess that was a shortsighted thing to do.
And he joined the kids playing a pick up game while I talked to the coaches.
The coach said, "He's pretty good, what is he, four?"
I said, "I have no idea what he's for. "
I must've ate some bad gang signs last night.
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A head! where!?
There's no way I could run that far!
