Sign at NASA Cafeteria:. We are go for Lunch
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A sign at a Nursery...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PirateboarderLife
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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While paying for groceries at a local store ,they had reusable shopping bags with the breast cancer awareness ribbon on them with a handwritten sign that said $.99 for a better tomorrow.

I asked the young girl at the register "If I buy this and don't have a better tomorrow can I return it for a refund?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jHugley328
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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Sign at a confectionery store:

At your bake and call

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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The other day I saw a bucket at the hardware store with a sign that said: dead batteries - $1 each.

I thought to myself β€œthese should be free of charge”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/corbimatic
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2020
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It's important to lose closely at lawn signs during election campaigns....

Last time I cast my vote for a real estate agent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cumsock17
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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This sign at the Urologist actually took some stress away for my Vascetomy consult after a heartly chuckle.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nnudmac
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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What does the sign say at the exit of the sperm bank?

"Thank you for cumming"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thom581K
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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A blind man was hit with sign at my local protest

He didn't see it coming

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaddleRoon
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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A local town (Bulls, New Zealand) has signs with bull puns scattered across the town at points of interest.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SerialMasticator
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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Sign at the entrance to the car park of our local Lidl (discount supermarket)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/euanwmcgill
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2019
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β€œChelsea’s Pizza” I said, reading a sign as we walked. My son replied β€œDid you say Elsa’s Pizza?” Realizing the opportunity I said β€œNo, but what kind of pizza would they serve at Elsa’s Pizza?

β€œFrozen pizza” said my son, rolling his eyes.

β€œExactly, my son. Frozen pizza.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jamikula
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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Sign at a steak house
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TotallyNotPranav
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2019
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I added some pun to the sign on a broken pallet jack at work.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/timbillyosu
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2019
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I saw a guy waiting at airport arrivals with a sign. I said why are you standing there with a sign that says β€œNo one”? ....

He said β€œIt’s for Mr Noone” you bozo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2019
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I saw a sign at a roadside stand that read, ''Lobster Tails Β£1.5" so I stopped the car, walked over and handed my money to the proprietor. He looked me in the eyes, took a deep breath and said...

"Once upon a time there was this lobster..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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Sign at my local pet groomer
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2018
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Sign at a convenience store:Our credit manager is Helen Waite...

If you want credit go to Helen Waite

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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Spotted this sign at a German zoo a while back i.reddituploads.com/f3986…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedditGuru777
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2017
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'Fire works' sign on the 4th of July at the Fanny Bay trail (Osceola forest, FL)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JelloPud
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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Every time i stop at a stop sign or stop light, i always hear advertisements for things

God, how i hate commercial brakes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boxymcboxbox
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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Saw this sign at my local Taco Bell
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πŸ‘€︎ u/clairemt11
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2017
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A mannequin at Victoria Secret wasn't wearing anything, but held a sign that read "sale"

Perhaps they were having a flash sale?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zsm1994
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2019
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Work at Big Frog- this is our new parking sign
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πŸ‘€︎ u/superrosey101
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2018
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There's murderers and rapist here at municipal court, and I'm here for running a stop sign?!

Gimme a brake!

(remember kids, follow the traffic laws)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cybersatellite
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
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A friend of mine works at a butcher shop. Here are some of the signs he's made for the store. (x-post /r/meat)

Album here: http://imgur.com/a/yc3yJ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sup3rmark
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2015
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I had to go to the bathroom and I pointed at a sign in the distance and asked my friend, "Does that say 'Restroom'?"...

He said he didn't know, but he saw "-room", he didnt see the rest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheMillionthSam
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2017
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cheeky sign at my office potluck
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πŸ‘€︎ u/babz-
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2018
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I took my daughter to adopt a cat at the shelter. I was surprised we had to sign an itemized legal contract with expected costs. When I told the clerk I thought rescuing a cat would be free...

She told me ”Dad, If you want a cat, you should expect a fee line.” I’m so proud!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tarynxm
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2019
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Sign at the Zoo
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Taurtel
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2018
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A chiropractor’s sign at an event reads β€˜free chair massage’.

β€œChair massages? I would’ve brought mine in if I knew ahead of time.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/farewell_sushi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2018
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Best sign at a women's march in South Africa
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Junglejim222
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2018
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Saw a sign at a mall kiosk recently; "Watch Batteries Installed, $5"

Couldn't help but wonder why anyone would pay to see that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twigsnapper
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2019
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What does the sign on a strip club say at 10:00 am?

Beat it, we're closed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Warrenni
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2019
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What did the two legged dog have to do at the stop sign?

He had to pause.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Gin_And_Jews_
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2018
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I saw a sign saying β€œKeep children under supervision at all times” and it made me realise...

...my parenting days were over as I only had normal vision

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PicanteMule02
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2018
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I read the sign at the park advertising a huge easter egg hunt . . . .

My wife says "Well it's not going to be hard to find a huge easter egg." My wife has officially become a dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Metal_Daddy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2018
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Sign at my local zoo
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ItsSoWarm
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2013
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I saw a sign at a Nudist Colony today...

"Clothed for Winter"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mudpucket1969
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2018
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I decided not to sign up for the 401k at work.

There's no way I could run that far!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brentosclean
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2013
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There's a sale on at our local camping shop. here's what their sign says:

Come! Now is the winter of our discount tents!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mullsmulls
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2014
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The sign at the pub said "Well-behaved kids welcome, bad kids will be baked into pies"

"Just the knees?", I asked. I'm a dad even when my daughter's not around, gotta keep my game up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coachlasso
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2015
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I saw a help wanted sign at a store yesterday...

I turned to my girlfriend and asked "I wonder what they want help with." Needless to say, she was not as amused as I was.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UnderratedBacon
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2015
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The front desk at this hotel has a sign that says,

"DECLARE PETS UPON CHECK-IN"

I wonder how many dads walk in and yell "Pets!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phism
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2015
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At my work, they keep hanging up inspirational signs. I dadd on to them.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bryansway
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2013
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Saw a sign at the store that said "used batteries"

I'm guessing they were free of charge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BinaryPeach
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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What did the 2 legged dog have to do at the stop sign?

He had to pause.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Gin_And_Jews_
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2018
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