Sign at NASA Cafeteria:. We are go for Lunch
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A sign at a Nursery...
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While paying for groceries at a local store ,they had reusable shopping bags with the breast cancer awareness ribbon on them with a handwritten sign that said $.99 for a better tomorrow.
I asked the young girl at the register "If I buy this and don't have a better tomorrow can I return it for a refund?"
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︎ Nov 17 2020
Sign at a confectionery store:
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︎ Sep 28 2020
The other day I saw a bucket at the hardware store with a sign that said: dead batteries - $1 each.
I thought to myself βthese should be free of chargeβ.
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It's important to lose closely at lawn signs during election campaigns....
Last time I cast my vote for a real estate agent.
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︎ Sep 25 2020
This sign at the Urologist actually took some stress away for my Vascetomy consult after a heartly chuckle.
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︎ Feb 11 2020
What does the sign say at the exit of the sperm bank?
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︎ Apr 07 2020
A blind man was hit with sign at my local protest
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︎ Jun 03 2020
A local town (Bulls, New Zealand) has signs with bull puns scattered across the town at points of interest.
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︎ Dec 17 2019
Sign at the entrance to the car park of our local Lidl (discount supermarket)
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︎ Feb 23 2019
βChelseaβs Pizzaβ I said, reading a sign as we walked. My son replied βDid you say Elsaβs Pizza?β Realizing the opportunity I said βNo, but what kind of pizza would they serve at Elsaβs Pizza?
βFrozen pizzaβ said my son, rolling his eyes.
βExactly, my son. Frozen pizza.β
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︎ Dec 13 2019
Sign at a steak house
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︎ Jun 23 2019
I added some pun to the sign on a broken pallet jack at work.
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︎ Apr 05 2019
I saw a guy waiting at airport arrivals with a sign. I said why are you standing there with a sign that says βNo oneβ? ....
He said βItβs for Mr Nooneβ you bozo.
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︎ Dec 15 2019
I saw a sign at a roadside stand that read, ''Lobster Tails Β£1.5" so I stopped the car, walked over and handed my money to the proprietor. He looked me in the eyes, took a deep breath and said...
"Once upon a time there was this
lobster..."
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︎ Sep 09 2019
Sign at my local pet groomer
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︎ Dec 22 2018
Sign at a convenience store:Our credit manager is Helen Waite...
If you want credit go to Helen Waite
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︎ Jan 02 2017
'Fire works' sign on the 4th of July at the Fanny Bay trail (Osceola forest, FL)
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︎ Jul 04 2019
Every time i stop at a stop sign or stop light, i always hear advertisements for things
God, how i hate commercial brakes
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︎ Sep 23 2019
Saw this sign at my local Taco Bell
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︎ Oct 14 2017
A mannequin at Victoria Secret wasn't wearing anything, but held a sign that read "sale"
Perhaps they were having a flash sale?
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︎ Sep 15 2019
Work at Big Frog- this is our new parking sign
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︎ Jun 05 2018
There's murderers and rapist here at municipal court, and I'm here for running a stop sign?!
Gimme a brake!
(remember kids, follow the traffic laws)
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︎ Jul 02 2019
A friend of mine works at a butcher shop. Here are some of the signs he's made for the store. (x-post /r/meat)
Album here: http://imgur.com/a/yc3yJ
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︎ Sep 01 2015
I had to go to the bathroom and I pointed at a sign in the distance and asked my friend, "Does that say 'Restroom'?"...
He said he didn't know, but he saw "-room", he didnt see the rest.
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cheeky sign at my office potluck
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︎ Dec 13 2018
I took my daughter to adopt a cat at the shelter. I was surprised we had to sign an itemized legal contract with expected costs. When I told the clerk I thought rescuing a cat would be free...
She told me βDad, If you want a cat, you should expect a fee line.β Iβm so proud!
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Sign at the Zoo
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︎ Oct 10 2018
A chiropractorβs sign at an event reads βfree chair massageβ.
βChair massages? I wouldβve brought mine in if I knew ahead of time.β
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︎ Sep 16 2018
Best sign at a women's march in South Africa
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︎ Aug 03 2018
Saw a sign at a mall kiosk recently; "Watch Batteries Installed, $5"
Couldn't help but wonder why anyone would pay to see that.
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︎ Mar 03 2019
What does the sign on a strip club say at 10:00 am?
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︎ Jan 03 2019
What did the two legged dog have to do at the stop sign?
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︎ Jan 17 2018
I saw a sign saying βKeep children under supervision at all timesβ and it made me realise...
...my parenting days were over as I only had normal vision
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︎ Sep 01 2018
I read the sign at the park advertising a huge easter egg hunt . . . .
My wife says "Well it's not going to be hard to find a huge easter egg." My wife has officially become a dad.
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︎ Mar 14 2018
Sign at my local zoo
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︎ Jun 01 2013
I saw a sign at a Nudist Colony today...
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︎ Jan 12 2018
I decided not to sign up for the 401k at work.
There's no way I could run that far!
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︎ Nov 21 2013
There's a sale on at our local camping shop. here's what their sign says:
Come! Now is the winter of our discount tents!
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︎ Jan 22 2014
The sign at the pub said "Well-behaved kids welcome, bad kids will be baked into pies"
"Just the knees?", I asked. I'm a dad even when my daughter's not around, gotta keep my game up.
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︎ Jan 28 2015
I saw a help wanted sign at a store yesterday...
I turned to my girlfriend and asked "I wonder what they want help with." Needless to say, she was not as amused as I was.
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︎ May 04 2015
The front desk at this hotel has a sign that says,
"DECLARE PETS UPON CHECK-IN"
I wonder how many dads walk in and yell "Pets!"
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︎ Dec 08 2015
At my work, they keep hanging up inspirational signs. I dadd on to them.
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︎ Nov 22 2013
Saw a sign at the store that said "used batteries"
I'm guessing they were free of charge.
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︎ Oct 04 2019
What did the 2 legged dog have to do at the stop sign?
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