My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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A small rodent lives in a apartment next to my computer keyboard.

It’s his mouse pad.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2021
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Where did the keys on a computer keyboard went to celebrate new years eve

To the space bar !!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DumbA5h
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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My uncle invested in a company that made the Enter-key for computer keyboards...

He made a fortune in Returns...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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My wife said if I don't get off the computer right now she'll whack me with the keyboard, but

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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I've got a new part time job for a company making rubberised computer keyboards…

They offer flexible shifts…

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2017
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Why are computer keyboards are so chaotic?

Nothing is under Control.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Freklred
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2018
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I think space exploration is a waste of time.

There are many better things to do for leisure than stare at a computer keyboard all day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/incredibleinkpen
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2021
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I hate/love my dad

I was talking to my dad about the possibility of him getting a new laptop and us taking the HDD out of his current one and swapping it into a new one.

I was telling him about how the keys for Windows are generally tied to the motherboard of the laptop, to prevent exactly this. He kept acting extremely confused.

"How can the windows key be tied to the motherboard?"

"I dunno it takes the serial # or something"

"That just doesn't physically make sense"

"what about it doesn't make sense? It makes perfect sense!

"Well what happens if I get a new keyboard? I don't have to buy a new computer and it has a new windows key"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wootiown
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2016
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Coworker bought a new Ford Escape...

A coworker at my office was telling me about the new Ford Escape she bought.

At the end of the day, she was gathering her belongings and preparing to leave for the day.

I said, "Don't forget to take your computer keyboard with you!"

She responds, "My keyboard? Why?"

I say, "You'll need it when you get to your car... it's got the Escape key on it."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marfalump
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2014
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My wife said that if I don't get off the computer she'll slam my head on the keyboard...

...but I think she's jokinfjreoiwjrtwe4to8rkljreun8f4ny84c8y4t58lym4wthylmhawt4mylt4amlathnatyn

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MacItaly
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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My wife told me she's slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer !

Don't worry guys, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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