IT department told me I needed to put Java on my laptop…..
Me and my laptop share a similarity.
Every morning we start in an insecure mode.
Dell Alienware 17 is an extraterrestrial laptop.
If you think that your phone, laptop, microwave and fridge spying on you is bad
Then you should know that your vaccum cleaner has been collecting dirt on you for a while .
What do you call a laptop that sings?
I took my laptop with me on a recent road trip.
Did you hear that McDonalds gave all their employees large laptops for Christmas?
what is a singers favourite laptop brand?
(hope you guys get it)
My four year old son threw his ball that landed on my laptop keyboard while I was typing
And said “I guess the ball is working today!”. His first real joke. I’m so proud!
I can't use my laptop anymore because someone spilled apple juice on it.
Switched my laptop screen to 4k just now...
It's my New Year's resolution.
A man came in my tech repair shop complaining his nail had damaged his windows laptop and was concerned it wouldn't work anymore
I told him not to worry- he's only scratched the surface
Why does your laptop have a blanket on it?
I did because I put it on sleep mode.
Went to the doctors and told him I was addicted to laptops....
He's put me on a course of tablets.
Why did Spider-Man decide to buy a laptop?
So that he could design his own website.
When I dropped my top-of-the-line Microsoft laptop on the asphalt, I figured it was ruined
Turns out I had barely scratched the Surface.
My son hates it when I make Computer jokes while talking to him. One day, he took my laptop and...
How does Thor connect to his laptop?
The roads were so rough, it damaged my laptop.
Dad: son, you want a laptop?
Son: yeah sure
Dad: how much money you got?
I left my laptop outside on the picnic table, and when I came back, the keyboard was covered in ants...
...It took a while to herd them together but I finally got them all under control.
What is the most used part of a laptop at NASA?
What happens to the files in my Dell laptop when I smash it with a hammer?
I dropped my laptop on the ground, and it broke!
I guess it didn’t have much HP.
My friend kept saying Music coming out of my Laptop always sound beautiful
I said of course, it's aDell
& I am planning to replace the laptop
*Points at laptop*
>!Not a book!<
I spilled Parmesan all over my laptop...
This gives a whole new meaning to Mac ‘n Cheese.
Updated the name of our new Alienware laptop
Named it Sombrero.
My wife (whom is half Hispanic) eye rolled and groaned so hard when she got it. I couldn't stop laughing.
I switched the I and O keys on my brother's laptop to confuse him and mess his typing up.
I know, I know, I'm a horrible person, but my brother would say I'm a hirroble persin.
BREAKING NEWS: New York subway car breaks down after laptop explodes. When asked what happened, the NYPD responded:
A Dell set fire to the train
Boss: "what's that?", Me: (with much enthusiasm) "it's a SPACE BAR!!!!!" *wets myself laughing*, Boss: "...................." *delivers withering look* "are you allowed to stick things on your laptop?", Me: *dies inside at another badly landed pun*
What do you call a burnt Asus laptop?
Why do laptops weigh more in the UK compared to US?
The keyboard adds an extra pound.
What laptop would a sheep use?
She gave my laptop a Megabyte! (Thanks for the title, GenkiMain)
So as my boss watched, I led the group of clowns into the office, each one had a laptop computer. My boss facepalmed and said:
I said we need to invest in CLOUD based IT infrastructure!
I accidentally spilled my coffee on my laptop
Guys help my laptop is completely out of control, what should I do??
The CTRL keys on my laptop are broken...
It's now completely uncontrollable.
How many laptops does HP make?
What do you call a laptop that can sing?