If you think that your phone, laptop, microwave and fridge spying on you is bad
Then you should know that your vaccum cleaner has been collecting dirt on you for a while .
What do you call a laptop that sings?
I took my laptop with me on a recent road trip.
Did you hear that McDonalds gave all their employees large laptops for Christmas?
what is a singers favourite laptop brand?
a dell
(hope you guys get it)
My four year old son threw his ball that landed on my laptop keyboard while I was typing
And said “I guess the ball is working today!”. His first real joke. I’m so proud!
Switched my laptop screen to 4k just now...
It's my New Year's resolution.
Why does your laptop have a blanket on it?
I did because I put it on sleep mode.
A man came in my tech repair shop complaining his nail had damaged his windows laptop and was concerned it wouldn't work anymore
I told him not to worry- he's only scratched the surface
I can't use my laptop anymore because someone spilled apple juice on it.
Went to the doctors and told him I was addicted to laptops....
He's put me on a course of tablets.
Why did Spider-Man decide to buy a laptop?
So that he could design his own website.
How does Thor connect to his laptop?
When I dropped my top-of-the-line Microsoft laptop on the asphalt, I figured it was ruined
Turns out I had barely scratched the Surface.
My son hates it when I make Computer jokes while talking to him. One day, he took my laptop and...
Dad: son, you want a laptop?
Son: yeah sure
Dad: how much money you got?
The roads were so rough, it damaged my laptop.
I left my laptop outside on the picnic table, and when I came back, the keyboard was covered in ants...
...It took a while to herd them together but I finally got them all under control.
Frankenstein’s monster was watching porn on his laptop when his wife came home. She didn’t find out because luckily...
He hid the Mac. He hid the monster Mac.
What is the most used part of a laptop at NASA?
What happens to the files in my Dell laptop when I smash it with a hammer?
My friend kept saying Music coming out of my Laptop always sound beautiful
I said of course, it's aDell
I dropped my laptop on the ground, and it broke!
I guess it didn’t have much HP.
& I am planning to replace the laptop
I spilled Parmesan all over my laptop...
This gives a whole new meaning to Mac ‘n Cheese.
*Points at laptop*
That's not-e-book
>!Not a book!<
BREAKING NEWS: New York subway car breaks down after laptop explodes. When asked what happened, the NYPD responded:
A Dell set fire to the train
Updated the name of our new Alienware laptop
Named it Sombrero.
My wife (whom is half Hispanic) eye rolled and groaned so hard when she got it. I couldn't stop laughing.
I switched the I and O keys on my brother's laptop to confuse him and mess his typing up.
I know, I know, I'm a horrible person, but my brother would say I'm a hirroble persin.
What do you call a burnt Asus laptop?
What laptop would a sheep use?
So as my boss watched, I led the group of clowns into the office, each one had a laptop computer. My boss facepalmed and said:
Dammit autocorrect!
I said we need to invest in CLOUD based IT infrastructure!
Why do laptops weigh more in the UK compared to US?
The keyboard adds an extra pound.
£
She gave my laptop a Megabyte! (Thanks for the title, GenkiMain)
Boss: "what's that?", Me: (with much enthusiasm) "it's a SPACE BAR!!!!!" *wets myself laughing*, Boss: "...................." *delivers withering look* "are you allowed to stick things on your laptop?", Me: *dies inside at another badly landed pun*
I accidentally spilled my coffee on my laptop
The CTRL keys on my laptop are broken...
It's now completely uncontrollable.
What happened to the rapper's laptop when he left it in his jewelry room?
It was covered in so much ice, it froze.
Switched the M and N keys on my son's laptop
How many laptops does HP make?
Guys help my laptop is completely out of control, what should I do??
My friend let me watch some British singer on his laptop.
Oh look it's the older model Stone laptop
What do you call a laptop that can sing?
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