What do you call the notebook of a clock collector?

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👤︎ u/Mtg_Dervar
📅︎ May 22 2021
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I still don't understand why I got in trouble in high school for turning in my Biology lab notebook with a turd in it.

The teacher told us specifically to keep a log in our notebook!

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👤︎ u/teduh
📅︎ Jul 28 2020
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My stoner friend used my daily agenda notebook to roll up a joint.

He is now high on my list of priorities.

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📅︎ Mar 30 2018
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I wrote my strategy for dealing with a specific set of circumstances in a notebook, but my friend wrapped it in aluminium paper.

He foiled my plan.

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👤︎ u/AlRedux
📅︎ Mar 03 2019
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My notebook isn't holding up as well as it should...

It's spiraling out of control.

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📅︎ Jan 12 2017
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I tried really hard to make my favorite notebook into a beautiful writing implement...

...but I was told I shouldn't make a fountain out of a Moleskine.

(crossposted to /r/fountainpens)

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📅︎ Jul 22 2014
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My costume this year. I just held up this notebook. I was a ceiling fan.
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👤︎ u/LlyodBraun
📅︎ Nov 02 2013
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Spring is just around the corner
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📅︎ Mar 13 2019
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A college professor asks all of his students to brainstorm and yell out different kinds of stereotypes.

"All blonde girls are dumb!" yells a boy in the back.

"Sony!" yells the blonde girl in the front.

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👤︎ u/hughdman
📅︎ Feb 27 2019
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My Friend told me to get an Autograph from Drake,

So I brought a pen and a notebook and went to a pond.

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👤︎ u/SirNigel64
📅︎ Mar 24 2019
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Dad joked my wife and son. Feeling very proud.

Okay so today is payday and my wife and I were making up our budget. My son (2 years old) comes over and takes the pen trying to color on my wife's notebook. We turn it to a blank page and just let him go crazy.

He then starts trying to color on himself, marking a line on his forehead.

I take the pen and say, "No Joshua! That's where I, (looked at my wife when I said this next part) DRAW THE LINE." Wife groaned, my son wined for a bit, I laughed my ass off.

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📅︎ Sep 04 2015
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