Notepad Puns

A list of puns related to "Notepad"

Two detectives interrogate a 37 year old mute man. The detectives give the man a notepad which he scribbles on for a few seconds, and hands back to them.

"I'll never talk."

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👤︎ u/VNPimpinella
📅︎ Nov 26 2019
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Trying to get going on a research paper, my wife takes my notepad and does this

http://i.imgur.com/BYxhTzo.jpg

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👤︎ u/LongTallTexan
📅︎ Apr 14 2015
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Dad joked someone so hard they actually walked away from me today..

Executive Assistant comes over. Says, "oh, no! You don't have a Halloween costume! We should make you something here,"

I panicked a bit and looked around the office, thinking what could make an impromptu costume: pens...tape...notepads...books...books!

I turned to her and said, "well, I could tape a book to my face and be Facebook." She stopped a beat, patted my arm, and walked away.

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👤︎ u/Darude__Dude
📅︎ Oct 31 2014
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