Microsoft puns are the best puns
My wife told me she'd leave me if I don't stop making Microsoft puns, and I need some advice
I immediately left my Office and tried explaining myself. Sure, on the Surface I do it often, but I think it Works. It's not just about Word play, either; my Outlook on life helps me Excel. She and I have such a great Team Foundation, I Azure you. I wanted to Exchange my thoughts with her, so we could work with OneDrive. I looked her right in the Windows of her soul, to Access the deepest parts of her heart, and told her I loved her. Completely on Edge, I awaited her answer...
PowerPoint of the story is: does anyone know of a good divorce lawyer?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
A thief took my Microsoft Office license key
I'll come and get you thief! You have my Word
There's an Amazon Forest but no Microsoft Forest - why is that?
To the person who stole my Microsoft Office license.
I'm gonna find you. You have my word.
Somebody stole my Microsoft office and they're going to pay.
What is the opposite of Microsoft Office?
Boss: "How good are you at PowerPoint?" - Me: "I Excel at it." - Boss: "Was that a Microsoft Office pun?"
I was tasked to come up with a great pun for a new launch of Microsoft Office, I thought I’d come up with a great one.
But my publisher told me that word games are not what I excel at.
What is the similarity between toll booths and Microsoft?
They are both basically Bill Gates.
Why did Microsoft named its search engine "BING"
Because It's Not Google...
Someone stole my copy of Microsoft Office!
I dont know who you are, but I WILL get you for this. You have my Word.
Someone asked Treebeard if he was proficient with Microsoft Office.
Microsoft is unwanted here
The new Windows update deleted Microsoft Edge
We could say it's a cutting edge techology.
A guy offered to document my life in Microsoft Excel, but I said no.
I don’t want him to spreadsheet about me.
When I dropped my top-of-the-line Microsoft laptop on the asphalt, I figured it was ruined
Turns out I had barely scratched the Surface.
Physician: So you’re telling me that you have an obsession with a certain file type in Microsoft Office?
Why is Excel the most hated of all Microsoft applications?
All it does is spreadsheet.
I imagine when Microsoft's co-founder Mr.Gates gets a suit tailored, they must fit him perfectly.
They have to fit the Bill.
I wonder how Bill Gates gets Windows. Does he get it free? Or does Microsoft Bill Gates?
What do Microsoft employees put in their sandwiches?
Microsoft has taught children how to work and how to form a great pun sequence.
What do Microsoft Excel users put in their hair?
Why is Microsoft Outlook no good for communication?
Because Out Look is the opposite of In Touch.
If Microsoft made a music player what would it’s name be.
Doesn’t matter. It’ll be gone too Zune.
To the person who stole my Microsoft Office key.
Im gonna find you. You have my word.
To whoever stole my microsoft account, I will find you...
To the person who stole my Microsoft office licence ,I will find you
You stole my copy of Microsoft Office. I will find you.
Boss: "How good are you at PowerPoint?" - Me: "I Excel at it." - Boss: "Was that a Microsoft Office pun?"
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
To the person who stole my Microsoft Office
I will find you, you have my Word!
To the person that stole my copy of Microsoft Office
I will find you, you have my Word
What's the opposite of Microsoft Office?
Boss: "How good are you at PowerPoint?" - Me: "I Excel at it." - Boss: "Was that a Microsoft Office pun?"
To whoever stole my Microsoft Office ....
I will find you. You have my Word.
To the person whole stole my Microsoft Office
I will find you, you have my Word
Boss: "How good are you at PowerPoint?" - Me: "I Excel at it." - Boss: "Was that a Microsoft Office pun?"
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office. I will find you...
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office:
I will find you. You have my Word!
Whoever stole my Microsoft office account ID, I will find you.
- Excel is hands down the best software in Microsoft Office
Someone stole my Microsoft Office, and they're going to pay.
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you
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