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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlameExploision
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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An Xbox One and a PS4 get attacked... Here comes the ambulance!!!

WiiU! WiiU! WiiU! WiiU! WiiU!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shurgery
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2019
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Me: "Hey Dad, can I get an Xbox One?"

Dad: "Can't you just subtract 359 from your Xbox 360?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MythicDragon45
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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The new Xbox will be called "Xbox One X"

I guess it can be shortened to "Xbo"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tacoman3005
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2017
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My dad on Xbox one's voice command

My dad walked into the tv room as I was trying out the voice command (mind you, this was my christmas present).

I said "Dad check it out, this thing has pretty good voice command. It's can do just about anything"

Dad: "Anything? Xbox go shovel the driveway"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/threeballer
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2014
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Dad gets his son on the Xbox One

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gFsw4oNRZs

On the frint page of Reddit today. I'm not a dad, but if I was, I would do this same sort of thing. Enjoy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bama79rolltide
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2014
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What time is it?

At home, my brother and I play Xbox on a tv that's held within a cabinet which we open the doors to display the tv.

We were playing FIFA Fottball/Soccer the other day and my dad walked in, and in order to get by he had to close one of the doors. Then as he was leaving, he forgot to open it again, a so we could only see half of the tv.

We asked him to open the door, and instead of opening it, he kept walking and said, I guess it's half time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/legitwantdis
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2014
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Dad joked my own dad with this one.

I was downloading a few things on the XBox one day, and my dad started mildly complaining about how I was slowing down his internet connection. Generally I'm not funny enough to come up with on the spot jokes, but "First come, first server." is the exception to that. Bonus: I was talking about dreams with my parents one morning and I mentioned that I had recently had a dream where dad died. Dad instantly deadpanned with "One day, all your dreams will come true."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/missphoenix
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2015
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A conversation my girlfriend and I had.

Girlfriend: Why do you want the Xbox one? Me: It seems kind of cool, a couple good games out right now. Girlfriend: What's the difference between the xbox one and the 360 anyways? Me: 359 She got pissed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zhoutaix
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2014
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FWD: Fwd: FWD FWD: Fwd: Emails from Dad

MAN LAWS

The International Rules of Manhood

1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:

(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.

(b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.

(c) After wrecking your boss' car.

(d) When she is using her teeth.

3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies.

4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.

5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her.

6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.

7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy's choice.

8: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.

9: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.

10: You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend.

11: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a topless model and only when it's free.

12: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts.

13: Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.

14: Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.

15: If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.

16: Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.

17: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.

18: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.

19: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.

20: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she's withholding

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CampConcentration
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2014
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Got my friends on XBox Live...

A few of my friends were talking to each other over XBox live about my friends dog, who recently had surgery.

One of my friends asks: "where did your dog have surgery?"

I replied: "hopefully at the hospital"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tech-n9quil
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2015
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