A list of puns related to "Xbox"
Now I have an Xbox and a game console
but they really turned it around with the 360.
... so I had to console him.
THE XBOX IS BEING ATTACKED! Here Comes The Ambulance Wii U Wii U Wii U
I need someone to console me.
I just felt sorry for my homeless ex girlfriend
Dad " i"ll buy you ABox first then you work your way to ZBox"
Whoops, wrong sub.
xbox
WiiU! WiiU! WiiU! WiiU! WiiU!
Do they kiss my mother with that mouth?
You console it
The other night- My son (1 yo) picking up the Xbox Kinect My wife: put that down! Me: awwwww heβs trying to βKinectβ with us! My wife to me: (pointing finger at the door) Get out now!
Dad: "Can't you just subtract 359 from your Xbox 360?"
I won't let him controller.
I guess it can be shortened to "Xbo"
I told her it's not my ex box, it's my current box.
Me: "Sure, but be careful, it's not very big. It'll be hard for both of you to fit 'on it' at the same time"
I hear they are a bit gamey.
I was player 4, here is a shot of the glitch: Screenshot.
They started laughing hysterically, I said "it is snot funny". The laughter stopped and they all started groaning in unison.
A few of my friends were talking to each other over XBox live about my friends dog, who recently had surgery.
One of my friends asks: "where did your dog have surgery?"
I replied: "hopefully at the hospital"
We say, "We dunno," and he responds, "So he could get a long little doggie."
My dad walked into the tv room as I was trying out the voice command (mind you, this was my christmas present).
I said "Dad check it out, this thing has pretty good voice command. It's can do just about anything"
Dad: "Anything? Xbox go shovel the driveway"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gFsw4oNRZs
On the frint page of Reddit today. I'm not a dad, but if I was, I would do this same sort of thing. Enjoy.
Groaned at everyone of them. XDad 360
You console it.
but they really turned it around with the 360.
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