I bought an Xbox to put next to my cabinet filled with photos of boars

Now I have an Xbox and a game console

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrabApprehensive
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2021
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Xbox was struggling...

but they really turned it around with the 360.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Foreverxtrue24
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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My son was crying because his mom took his Xbox...

... so I had to console him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joe-manzon
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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THE XBOX IS BEING ATTACKED!

THE XBOX IS BEING ATTACKED! Here Comes The Ambulance Wii U Wii U Wii U

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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I didn’t get the Xbox Series X I wanted for my birthday.

I need someone to console me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joeChump
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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i pre-ordered an xbox

I just felt sorry for my homeless ex girlfriend

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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You’re better than this, Xbox
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZeroOfArrows
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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" Dad can you buy me an Xbox ?"

Dad " i"ll buy you ABox first then you work your way to ZBox"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2020
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I went to renew PlayStation Now but accidentally got Xbox Live Gold. Any advice?

Whoops, wrong sub.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maimonides_vii
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2017
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Not exclusive to the Xbox One X
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlameExploision
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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What is Bo Burnham's xbox live gamertag?

xbox

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bobfacepoo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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An Xbox One and a PS4 get attacked... Here comes the ambulance!!!

WiiU! WiiU! WiiU! WiiU! WiiU!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shurgery
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2019
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Children on Xbox Live are so toxic!!!

Do they kiss my mother with that mouth?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaintDry-
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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What do you do when you encounter a sad Xbox?

You console it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/metalsgt90
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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Xbox Kinect

The other night- My son (1 yo) picking up the Xbox Kinect My wife: put that down! Me: awwwww he’s trying to β€œKinect” with us! My wife to me: (pointing finger at the door) Get out now!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/benfred21
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2019
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My Xbox Red-Ringed...he couldn't resist.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DasPossum
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2013
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Me: "Hey Dad, can I get an Xbox One?"

Dad: "Can't you just subtract 359 from your Xbox 360?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MythicDragon45
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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My son keeps forcing my daughter to play on the Xbox with him.

I won't let him controller.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2018
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The new Xbox will be called "Xbox One X"

I guess it can be shortened to "Xbo"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tacoman3005
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2017
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My wife told me to go get my Xbox...

I told her it's not my ex box, it's my current box.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UninformedSmark
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2017
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Son walks into the room and says "Dad, can me and [brother] play on the Xbox?"

Me: "Sure, but be careful, it's not very big. It'll be hard for both of you to fit 'on it' at the same time"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/togrotten
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2016
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I bet deer like to play Xbox and playstations.

I hear they are a bit gamey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/it_burns_69
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2016
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I was playing XBox with my kids when it started to get some graphical glitches.

I was player 4, here is a shot of the glitch: Screenshot.

They started laughing hysterically, I said "it is snot funny". The laughter stopped and they all started groaning in unison.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jimbo333
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2014
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Got my friends on XBox Live...

A few of my friends were talking to each other over XBox live about my friends dog, who recently had surgery.

One of my friends asks: "where did your dog have surgery?"

I replied: "hopefully at the hospital"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tech-n9quil
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2015
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My brother and I were playing xbox, and our dad walks out of the kitchen and asks us, "Why did the cowboy get a dachshund?"

We say, "We dunno," and he responds, "So he could get a long little doggie."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xaquiB
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2013
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My dad on Xbox one's voice command

My dad walked into the tv room as I was trying out the voice command (mind you, this was my christmas present).

I said "Dad check it out, this thing has pretty good voice command. It's can do just about anything"

Dad: "Anything? Xbox go shovel the driveway"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/threeballer
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2014
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Dad gets his son on the Xbox One

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gFsw4oNRZs

On the frint page of Reddit today. I'm not a dad, but if I was, I would do this same sort of thing. Enjoy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bama79rolltide
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2014
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My Xbox has been doing my Dad's job.

Groaned at everyone of them. XDad 360

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πŸ‘€︎ u/laker610
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2014
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What do you do if your xbox is crying?

You console it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tyrannosaur85
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2020
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Xbox was struggling...

but they really turned it around with the 360.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Foreverxtrue24
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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