A Dell
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/shampoo_and_dick
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A Dell
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BlaZeFlo
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So my wife and I were singing the song β€œThe farmer in the dell” to our daughter. My wife looks at me and asks β€œWhat’s a dell?”

To which I responded: a British pop singer

Then came the eye roll

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tpatt83
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What happens to the files in my Dell laptop when I smash it with a hammer?

They get Dell-eted

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Sylveon10101
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 10 2020
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What is the only thing a Dell is good for?

singing

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/meatb4ll
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 28 2013
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If your computer won't stop playing rolling in the deep it's probably a Dell.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/superman467
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A DELL
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PoseidonDiver
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 21 2013
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Dell should rename their 'learn more about our products' as delve.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cuntinyouus
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Hey dad is your computer a Dell?

Dad: No, it's BeyoncΓ©

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Moe_Joe21
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 29 2017
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A guy in the office was looking for a Dell Charger

I told him I hadn't heard of her.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Onegodoneloveoneway
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 10 2017
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What do you call a dell being thrown into the ocean?

A dell rolling in the deep

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ree_sha
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 31 2017
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Did you hear my computer sing? It's "a Dell."
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/vegtosterone
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What do you call a laptop that can sing?

A Dell.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Grexti
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 23 2020
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what is a singers favourite laptop brand?

a dell

(hope you guys get it)

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PoundSandMan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 03 2020
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What do you call a singing computer?

A Dell.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 25 2020
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There's no escape
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/not_sample_text
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 28 2019
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Did you hear about the computer that was thrown into the sea?

Now that's a DELL ROLLING in the deep

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dannysul256
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Which brand of computer has the best singing voice?

A Dell

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Dougtheinfonut
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 16 2020
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My friend kept saying Music coming out of my Laptop always sound beautiful

I said of course, it's aDell

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cloud68
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 04 2020
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BREAKING NEWS: New York subway car breaks down after laptop explodes. When asked what happened, the NYPD responded:

A Dell set fire to the train

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/doublegoldendragon
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 19 2020
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Son: Hey Dad, why do you have your ear right up to that computer?

Dad: I’m listening to A Dell

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JiminyKirket
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 12 2020
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What kind of computer sings

A dell

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MJPokemon
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 11 2020
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Who is a computer's favourite singer?

A-DELL

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Liddle_b
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 18 2019
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I saw someone post a Microsoft joke here.

aDELLe's fans might not say hello to you.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DrakeVader
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 13 2020
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I started up my HP computer and it said β€œhello.”

This isn’t a Dell..

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MahongXD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 07 2019
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What do you get when you combine a Desktop PC computer and a Cucumber?

A Dell Pickle...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bad11ama
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 05 2019
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My friend let me watch some British singer on his laptop.

He said it was a Dell.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JadedByEntropy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 28 2019
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Landed this on the 'Genius' in the Apple store...

Took my iMac in because the hard disc failed. The machine is 6 yrs old so I was made to feel embarrassed coz it was 'vintage and obsolete, Apple don't carry parts and can't help'. I was becoming a bit pissed off at the attitude I was getting then more pissed off when Mr Genius started to tell me to buy some suction pads that glaziers use to carry sheets of glass around, pull out the screen, undo 18 screws etc etc to change the disc myself. That's when I hit him with...

"Glaziers' suction pads? I thought they were only compatible with windows"

He didn't even flinch. Just completely ignored it and carried on sneering at me for having the audacity to be using an old machine. I left feeling like a piece of shit with only pride in my joke keeping me going.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/smithmf
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 01 2016
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Which famous singer is known to be popular with IT guys?

A Dell

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Coolmiser23
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 27 2019
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My desktop computer had been moving really slowly lately so I threw it into the ocean.

Now it’s a Dell rolling in the deep.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kirbykickedmydog
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I hate listening to the song 'Hello' on my laptop.

Maybe because it's a Dell.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sodomicity
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What's the best laptop brand for listening to the song "hello"

A dell.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Vi3ual
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 30 2018
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Which computer has the best voice?

A Dell.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bwdan82
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Which computer can sing the best?

A Dell

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Apenibba2000
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 18 2020
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Which computer is the best singer?

A Dell

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/redditset6o
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 03 2020
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What do you call a singing computer?

A Dell

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/powpow55
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What computer can sing "Hello"

A dell

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jendood
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What do you call a singing computer?

A Dell

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Trick2Gesus
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What type of computer sings?

A dell !

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/rickmartingt
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Which computer is the best singer

A Dell.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/grumpyold
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What do you call a computer that sings?

A dell.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Galaxiez
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What do you call a computer that sings?

A dell

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Degtyrev
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What do you call a singing computer?

A Dell

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/schiggy182
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What’s the best singing computer?

A Dell.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LeBurge
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What type of computer sings?

A dell

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/StanageGaming
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What computer sings the best?

A Dell

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Anthonybrose
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What do you call a singing computer?

A Dell.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/rexg15
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What type of computer sings?

A dell

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SGTasseater69
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