A Dell
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shampoo_and_dick
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2020
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So my wife and I were singing the song β€œThe farmer in the dell” to our daughter. My wife looks at me and asks β€œWhat’s a dell?”

To which I responded: a British pop singer

Then came the eye roll

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tpatt83
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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A Dell
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlaZeFlo
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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What happens to the files in my Dell laptop when I smash it with a hammer?

They get Dell-eted

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sylveon10101
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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What is the only thing a Dell is good for?

singing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/meatb4ll
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2013
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If your computer won't stop playing rolling in the deep it's probably a Dell.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/superman467
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2017
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A DELL
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PoseidonDiver
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2013
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Dell should rename their 'learn more about our products' as delve.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cuntinyouus
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2016
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Hey dad is your computer a Dell?

Dad: No, it's BeyoncΓ©

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Moe_Joe21
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2017
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A guy in the office was looking for a Dell Charger

I told him I hadn't heard of her.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2017
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What do you call a dell being thrown into the ocean?

A dell rolling in the deep

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ree_sha
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2017
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Did you hear my computer sing? It's "a Dell."
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πŸ‘€︎ u/vegtosterone
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2015
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What do you call a singing computer?

A Dell.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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Did you hear about the computer that was thrown into the sea?

Now that's a DELL ROLLING in the deep

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dannysul256
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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There's no escape
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πŸ‘€︎ u/not_sample_text
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2019
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Which brand of computer has the best singing voice?

A Dell

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dougtheinfonut
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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My friend kept saying Music coming out of my Laptop always sound beautiful

I said of course, it's aDell

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cloud68
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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BREAKING NEWS: New York subway car breaks down after laptop explodes. When asked what happened, the NYPD responded:

A Dell set fire to the train

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πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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Son: Hey Dad, why do you have your ear right up to that computer?

Dad: I’m listening to A Dell

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JiminyKirket
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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What kind of computer sings

A dell

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MJPokemon
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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I saw someone post a Microsoft joke here.

aDELLe's fans might not say hello to you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrakeVader
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2020
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Who is a computer's favourite singer?

A-DELL

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Liddle_b
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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I started up my HP computer and it said β€œhello.”

This isn’t a Dell..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MahongXD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2019
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What do you get when you combine a Desktop PC computer and a Cucumber?

A Dell Pickle...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bad11ama
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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My friend let me watch some British singer on his laptop.

He said it was a Dell.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JadedByEntropy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2019
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Landed this on the 'Genius' in the Apple store...

Took my iMac in because the hard disc failed. The machine is 6 yrs old so I was made to feel embarrassed coz it was 'vintage and obsolete, Apple don't carry parts and can't help'. I was becoming a bit pissed off at the attitude I was getting then more pissed off when Mr Genius started to tell me to buy some suction pads that glaziers use to carry sheets of glass around, pull out the screen, undo 18 screws etc etc to change the disc myself. That's when I hit him with...

"Glaziers' suction pads? I thought they were only compatible with windows"

He didn't even flinch. Just completely ignored it and carried on sneering at me for having the audacity to be using an old machine. I left feeling like a piece of shit with only pride in my joke keeping me going.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smithmf
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2016
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Which famous singer is known to be popular with IT guys?

A Dell

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Coolmiser23
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2019
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My desktop computer had been moving really slowly lately so I threw it into the ocean.

Now it’s a Dell rolling in the deep.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kirbykickedmydog
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2019
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I hate listening to the song 'Hello' on my laptop.

Maybe because it's a Dell.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2019
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What's the best laptop brand for listening to the song "hello"

A dell.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vi3ual
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2018
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I turned on my computer and it showed a picture of a man in overalls and a straw hat standing next to a barn.

It was the Farmer in the Dell.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ridley_Himself
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2018
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Which computer has the best voice?

A Dell.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bwdan82
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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Which computer can sing the best?

A Dell

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Apenibba2000
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2020
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Which computer is the best singer?

A Dell

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redditset6o
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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What do you call a singing computer?

A Dell

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πŸ‘€︎ u/powpow55
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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My computer sings...

It’s a Dell.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bringojackprot
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2020
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What computer can sing "Hello"

A dell

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jendood
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2016
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What type of computer sings?

A dell !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rickmartingt
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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What do you call a singing computer?

A Dell

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trick2Gesus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2016
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What do you call a computer that sings?

A dell

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2019
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What do you call a singing computer?

A Dell

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πŸ‘€︎ u/schiggy182
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2019
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What’s the best singing computer?

A Dell.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeBurge
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2019
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Which computer is the best singer

A Dell.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/grumpyold
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2017
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What do you call a computer that sings?

A dell.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Galaxiez
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2017
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What computer sings the best?

A Dell

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2019
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What do you call a singing computer?

A Dell.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rexg15
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2019
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What type of computer sings?

A dell

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StanageGaming
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2017
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What type of computer sings?

A dell

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SGTasseater69
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2019
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What do you call a fat computer?

A dell

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DweeblesX
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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