A Dell
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So my wife and I were singing the song βThe farmer in the dellβ to our daughter. My wife looks at me and asks βWhatβs a dell?β
To which I responded: a British pop singer
Then came the eye roll
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A Dell
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What happens to the files in my Dell laptop when I smash it with a hammer?
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What is the only thing a Dell is good for?
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︎ Feb 28 2013
If your computer won't stop playing rolling in the deep it's probably a Dell.
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A DELL
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︎ Nov 21 2013
Dell should rename their 'learn more about our products' as delve.
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︎ Apr 07 2016
Hey dad is your computer a Dell?
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︎ Sep 29 2017
A guy in the office was looking for a Dell Charger
I told him I hadn't heard of her.
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︎ Oct 10 2017
What do you call a dell being thrown into the ocean?
A dell rolling in the deep
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︎ Mar 31 2017
Did you hear my computer sing? It's "a Dell."
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︎ Apr 02 2015
What do you call a singing computer?
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︎ Nov 25 2020
Did you hear about the computer that was thrown into the sea?
Now that's a DELL ROLLING in the deep
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︎ Jul 02 2020
There's no escape
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︎ May 28 2019
Which brand of computer has the best singing voice?
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︎ Jul 16 2020
My friend kept saying Music coming out of my Laptop always sound beautiful
I said of course, it's aDell
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︎ Jul 04 2020
BREAKING NEWS: New York subway car breaks down after laptop explodes. When asked what happened, the NYPD responded:
A Dell set fire to the train
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︎ May 19 2020
Son: Hey Dad, why do you have your ear right up to that computer?
Dad: Iβm listening to A Dell
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︎ May 12 2020
What kind of computer sings
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︎ Apr 11 2020
I saw someone post a Microsoft joke here.
aDELLe's fans might not say hello to you.
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︎ Feb 13 2020
Who is a computer's favourite singer?
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︎ Dec 18 2019
I started up my HP computer and it said βhello.β
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︎ Dec 07 2019
What do you get when you combine a Desktop PC computer and a Cucumber?
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︎ Oct 05 2019
My friend let me watch some British singer on his laptop.
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︎ Jun 28 2019
Landed this on the 'Genius' in the Apple store...
Took my iMac in because the hard disc failed. The machine is 6 yrs old so I was made to feel embarrassed coz it was 'vintage and obsolete, Apple don't carry parts and can't help'. I was becoming a bit pissed off at the attitude I was getting then more pissed off when Mr Genius started to tell me to buy some suction pads that glaziers use to carry sheets of glass around, pull out the screen, undo 18 screws etc etc to change the disc myself. That's when I hit him with...
"Glaziers' suction pads? I thought they were only compatible with windows"
He didn't even flinch. Just completely ignored it and carried on sneering at me for having the audacity to be using an old machine. I left feeling like a piece of shit with only pride in my joke keeping me going.
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︎ Jan 01 2016
Which famous singer is known to be popular with IT guys?
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︎ May 27 2019
My desktop computer had been moving really slowly lately so I threw it into the ocean.
Now itβs a Dell rolling in the deep.
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︎ Apr 21 2019
I hate listening to the song 'Hello' on my laptop.
Maybe because it's a Dell.
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︎ Jan 01 2019
What's the best laptop brand for listening to the song "hello"
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︎ Oct 30 2018
I turned on my computer and it showed a picture of a man in overalls and a straw hat standing next to a barn.
It was the Farmer in the Dell.
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︎ Oct 29 2018
Which computer has the best voice?
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︎ Jun 21 2020
Which computer can sing the best?
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︎ Feb 18 2020
Which computer is the best singer?
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︎ Apr 03 2020
What do you call a singing computer?
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︎ Apr 03 2020
My computer sings...
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︎ Feb 02 2020
What computer can sing "Hello"
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︎ Aug 03 2016
What type of computer sings?
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︎ Oct 29 2019
What do you call a singing computer?
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What do you call a computer that sings?
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What do you call a singing computer?
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︎ Feb 08 2019
Whatβs the best singing computer?
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︎ Jun 11 2019
Which computer is the best singer
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︎ Jun 22 2017
What do you call a computer that sings?
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What computer sings the best?
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︎ Apr 18 2019
What do you call a singing computer?
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What type of computer sings?
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What type of computer sings?
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What do you call a fat computer?
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