Dell Alienware 17 is an extraterrestrial laptop.
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👤︎ u/Solilupus
📅︎ Apr 21 2021
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My A*DELL*E Laptop
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👤︎ u/TynWarrior
📅︎ Feb 17 2021
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What happens to the files in my Dell laptop when I smash it with a hammer?

They get Dell-eted

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📅︎ Apr 10 2020
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What computer can sing "Hello"

A dell

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👤︎ u/jendood
📅︎ Aug 03 2016
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I made an accidental dad joke.

I'm a second year university student. I was walking back to my room and walked into an acquaintance. We're both computer geeks more or less, and I was carrying my laptop with me. I started making some simple smalltalk when he noticed my laptop.

"Oh! Is that a Dell?"

Me: "oh!...Yeah! It's a Dell, but not the singer."

Continued to walk past, as this encounter took an entire 10 seconds at most

Random passerby that overheard in a hearty tone: "Hey! That was funny!"

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👤︎ u/Arretezz
📅︎ Mar 21 2017
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My mom dadjoked me when I was telling my sister about the laptop I got on a Black Friday Deal.

sister: What kind of laptop is it?
me: Its a Dell
Mom: I thought Adele was a singer?

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