Looking for Minecraft-based puns for a server name. Anything to do with mining, blocks, or any feature of Minecraft helps!

A friend of mine started a server recently and we're trying to brainstorm ideas for names for our server. Puns are always the right way to go. As long as it's not taken already and the .com or .org is available, anything is fair game! Thanks in advance. :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/terminavelocity
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2014
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I know Reddit has servers that all of our jokes are stored in, but I’ve come up with a better solution

I call it a Dad-a-Base

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πŸ‘€︎ u/themeatspin
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01
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I’m a server and here’s a dad interaction I had the other day

Me, pointing at his food: Wanna box for that?

Random dad: No, but I’ll wrestle you for it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ImFunguys
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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Some dumb random puns from an Among Us server.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dragonite-2
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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Happened on a discord server I’m on just now
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πŸ‘€︎ u/darkkiller1234
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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A man ate the Reddit servers.

Afterwards, he said, β€œMmm, this copypasta tastes good!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/natopotatomusic
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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My server slammed a glass of water down, tossed a spoon with a knife on the table and stomped off back to the kitchen. I pondered about their attitude for a moment and then it hit me...

They just didn't give a fork...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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Server
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πŸ‘€︎ u/carbon680
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2020
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They’re demoting me from food server to host starting Monday.

I can’t wait.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OK_Compooper
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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Pun writing discord server?

Hi! Does anyone know if there are any discord servers specifically for writing wordplay or puns?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheLukeThePuke
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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I was awed first time I saw the room full of computers and servers...

It was such a pristine LANscape.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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Don’t forget to tip your server
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PanchofromAZ
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2019
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(fairly certain this is original) I'm out to eat with my girl and the server tells us to scan the barcode on the table to see the menu.

After taking our order and asking if we want anything else, I point at my phone and ask if she can leave us a menu just in case.

I think I wrote my first dad joke original on something new to this changing world!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yadnivek
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2020
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Why can't Windows Active Directory Servers ever get along?

Because they were born with Trust Issues..

(facepalm)

I know.. I know.. IT Nerd DadJoke...

I'll see my way out and go back into the server room where I belong..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bad11ama
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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There's a new Thai restaurant that where the servers wear S&M outfits.

It's called Thai Me Down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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Me: I'm not very hungry, I just want something easy Server: ... Maybe the chicken strips for $6?

Me: maybe it does, but that doesn't help with my hunger.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DICSBFLOPPIN
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2019
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Whenever I go out to eat I always tip my server.

I've also learned that servers have horrible balance.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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SERVER: "Sorry about your wait." DAD: "Are you saying I’m fat?”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ruchi565
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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No language in my Minecraft server
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πŸ‘€︎ u/s1ddB
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2019
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If Snape from Harry Potter worked in IT he would be Server-us Snape.....
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πŸ‘€︎ u/risidian
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2019
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My office has a fairly server mouse infestation.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tale_of_tejon
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2017
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I used to break into secure servers

But now I just can't hack it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stickiler
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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A restaurant server was fired on his first day of work for taking a woman’s salad.

He thought the manager said β€œseize her salad”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2019
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My wife and I went on a trip to Cuba to stay at a few different places. By the end of week 2, we were walking barefoot across a beach, nearly dying of thirst and exhausted. We were wondering if we'd make it home, until I spotted a server holding some drinks. We sprinted towards her and drank both.

It was out last resort.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingSulley
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2019
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Yesterday me and my friend were chasing on discord,then someone in the server posted a slightly dirty meme. So my friend said "Improvise. Adapt. Overcum" which fits the meme well.. so I said "Cumon, you beat meato tits"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dagreifers
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2019
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Servers down.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lanuko
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2018
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As a server, one of my tables asked me for the check by simply saying "bill"

I responded by saying "No, it's Jeff". Now they always ask for the Jeff when they're done.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thisismeredditing
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2014
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Old McDonald's Server Farm...
Old McDonald's Server Farm
Very high I/O
And on that farm he had some space
Very high I/O
With a hot swap here and a hot swap there
Here a disk
There a disk
Everywhere a RAID disk
Old McDonald's Server Farm
Very high I/O
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nimja_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2018
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Whenever the server asks my Grandpa how he wants his steak done, he holds his fork and knife up and says "just walk the cow on by!"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AverageHeathen
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2019
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What do you call a server at a restaurant in Star Wars?

Darth Vader!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MemesMyDadMade
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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Every time the server asks if they can take some plates for us

"If you really want 'em, sure."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Happy_Each_Day
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2019
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My old man used to think he was hilarious at the McDonald’s drive thru when the server asked, β€˜Any condiments?’

He always responded, β€˜Compliments? You look very nice today!’

(Yes probably a repost)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DannyGere
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2019
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A man pays for his lunch with cash. The server asks, "did you need change?"

Man: "But I just put these clothes on this morning"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/littlelaurelleaf
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2019
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'At a restaurant with food still on my plate' Server: "You wanna box for that?"

Me: 'It's not worth fighting over'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ihasanali
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2018
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Server: And how did you find your steak this evening?

Customer: Oh it was easy, I just looked under the parsley

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kylea12345
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2019
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I work at a restaurant as a bartender/server...

And a guy ordered a medium rare sirloin for lunch. Once everyone got their food, I gave them a few minutes to dig in, and then went to check how they all were doing. Here's how it went.

Me: Hi guys, is everyone still doing well over here? (Pause to turn to the guy with the steak)...Or should I say medium rare ehh?? finger guns and chuckles

Guys: silence. Complete silence

Me: cracks up at my own stupid joke and walks away with no shame, leaving them in awe of my greatness

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mkelsey4610
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2017
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Why are restaurant servers the luckiest profession?

Because good things come to those who wait.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mahare
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2018
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Went to a local fish camp and the server wrote this on our to go box
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thestrawthatstirs
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2018
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There was a leek in my server room this morning.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/surfrock66
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2018
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Don't forget to tip your servers [x-post r/pics] imgur.com/UHFjdpi
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jrbuchanan2
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2016
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Where does a server with one leg work

I HOP

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WeTheAustix
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2017
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I tagged Netgear in a photo on Instagram about a NAS server I setup using their router...

They replied back "Very NAS"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fencing49
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2014
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SERVER: "Sorry about your wait."

DAD: "Are you saying I’m fat?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thepattato
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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