A friend of mine started a server recently and we're trying to brainstorm ideas for names for our server. Puns are always the right way to go. As long as it's not taken already and the .com or .org is available, anything is fair game! Thanks in advance. :)
I can’t wait.
After taking our order and asking if we want anything else, I point at my phone and ask if she can leave us a menu just in case.
I think I wrote my first dad joke original on something new to this changing world!
It was such a pristine LANscape.
Hi! Does anyone know if there are any discord servers specifically for writing wordplay or puns?
Because they were born with Trust Issues..
I know.. I know.. IT Nerd DadJoke...
I'll see my way out and go back into the server room where I belong..
It's called Thai Me Down
No, but I’ll wrestle ya!
I've also learned that servers have horrible balance.
Me: maybe it does, but that doesn't help with my hunger.
He thought the manager said “seize her salad”
But now I just can't hack it.
It was out last resort.
He always responded, ‘Compliments? You look very nice today!’
(Yes probably a repost)
Old McDonald's Server Farm Very high I/O And on that farm he had some space Very high I/O With a hot swap here and a hot swap there Here a disk There a disk Everywhere a RAID disk Old McDonald's Server Farm Very high I/O
Man: "But I just put these clothes on this morning"
Customer: Oh it was easy, I just looked under the parsley
Me: 'It's not worth fighting over'
I responded by saying "No, it's Jeff". Now they always ask for the Jeff when they're done.
Because good things come to those who wait.
And a guy ordered a medium rare sirloin for lunch. Once everyone got their food, I gave them a few minutes to dig in, and then went to check how they all were doing. Here's how it went.
Me: Hi guys, is everyone still doing well over here? (Pause to turn to the guy with the steak)...Or should I say medium rare ehh?? finger guns and chuckles
Guys: silence. Complete silence
Me: cracks up at my own stupid joke and walks away with no shame, leaving them in awe of my greatness
To this day, I'm still waiting
I asked this guy if we wanted "soup or salad?" He said he "yes! I want the super salad."
Holding up the butter knife and saying “This just won’t cut it.”
They replied back "Very NAS"
One evening, I was on Teamspeak talking with a few people I know; one of them being a German guy called Willi.
He's gone away from the keyboard for a few minutes and someone asks where he is. A friend of his jokes that he's probably jerking off to porn.
To which I replied "Are you trying to tell me he's playing with his Willi?"
Cue groans from the entire channel.
I work at a cajun restaurant and so we bring hot sauce to most of our tables, but since we also bring ketchup for some as well, I always specify when I set hot sauce down. A lot of times when I set it down people will just say "sweet!" as a response(surprisingly often I might add). Then I always respond, "no, it's actually quite spicy."
I pick up the plate and reply, "oh, it's not that heavy!"
Waitress: We have coke, diet coke, ginger ale, root beer in a bottle and Shirley Temple in a bottle
Dad: wait, how did you get her in the bottle?
But they could never start as service was not included.
"It's Robert." He said
My dad responds "Is that with two R's?"
RobeRt responds "No... Yesss..."
Boss: "She's admitting defeat."
Me: "Much like a podiatrist's receptionist."
An older guy down the bar started laughing his ass off.
Buying from a food truck, so I'd made sure to get cash in case it was cash-only. However, I noticed they had a square plugged into an iPad.
"For future reference, I guess you guys take cards?"
"Yeah, and we give them back, too!"
Their employees union went on CounterStrike.
Me: Do you have French Toast?
Her: Yes, it is right here on the menu. The cinnamon is my favorite!
Me: Great, because I have no idea how to get to the Original French Toast house.
Got a good laugh.
First post here, wife is due with our first this summer.
"...and of course you know why you have to bake jalapeño" "No why?" "Because it's a little chilly" "..."
I told him that's an awful lot of errors for a brand new site
Me:is there anything else I can get for you? Dad: a million dollars would be nice.
A harsh thing to do, I know, but by the end of the night they don't have any tips.
Had a table consisting of a mom, dad and a little boy. Dad is reading the beer list (which is all local stuff, including a Bridgeport I.P.A) and he says "oh, you have the Canadian Bridgeport, I'll have that." To which I reply "um, the Bridgeport is an american beer sir."
"No, it's an I.P., eh."
...and it had a full bar. My table ordered a Mojito. I rung it up, bartender made it, and I gave it to the table. They didn't like it, said something was off (bartender got recipe wrong). I took it back to the bartender and said, can you remake this, they want Mojito not Lesshito!! God I hope I become a dad some day.