Looking for Minecraft-based puns for a server name. Anything to do with mining, blocks, or any feature of Minecraft helps!

A friend of mine started a server recently and we're trying to brainstorm ideas for names for our server. Puns are always the right way to go. As long as it's not taken already and the .com or .org is available, anything is fair game! Thanks in advance. :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/terminavelocity
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2014
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They’re demoting me from food server to host starting Monday.

I can’t wait.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OK_Compooper
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13
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Server
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πŸ‘€︎ u/carbon680
πŸ“…︎ May 03
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Pun writing discord server?

Hi! Does anyone know if there are any discord servers specifically for writing wordplay or puns?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheLukeThePuke
πŸ“…︎ May 04
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I was awed first time I saw the room full of computers and servers...

It was such a pristine LANscape.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 02
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(fairly certain this is original) I'm out to eat with my girl and the server tells us to scan the barcode on the table to see the menu.

After taking our order and asking if we want anything else, I point at my phone and ask if she can leave us a menu just in case.

I think I wrote my first dad joke original on something new to this changing world!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yadnivek
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05
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Why can't Windows Active Directory Servers ever get along?

Because they were born with Trust Issues..

(facepalm)

I know.. I know.. IT Nerd DadJoke...

I'll see my way out and go back into the server room where I belong..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bad11ama
πŸ“…︎ May 06
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There's a new Thai restaurant that where the servers wear S&M outfits.

It's called Thai Me Down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29
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Don’t forget to tip your server
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PanchofromAZ
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2019
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SERVER: "Sorry about your wait." DAD: "Are you saying I’m fat?”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ruchi565
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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Whenever I go out to eat I always tip my server.

I've also learned that servers have horrible balance.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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Me: I'm not very hungry, I just want something easy Server: ... Maybe the chicken strips for $6?

Me: maybe it does, but that doesn't help with my hunger.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DICSBFLOPPIN
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2019
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If Snape from Harry Potter worked in IT he would be Server-us Snape.....
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πŸ‘€︎ u/risidian
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2019
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I used to break into secure servers

But now I just can't hack it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stickiler
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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A restaurant server was fired on his first day of work for taking a woman’s salad.

He thought the manager said β€œseize her salad”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2019
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No language in my Minecraft server
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πŸ‘€︎ u/s1ddB
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2019
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My wife and I went on a trip to Cuba to stay at a few different places. By the end of week 2, we were walking barefoot across a beach, nearly dying of thirst and exhausted. We were wondering if we'd make it home, until I spotted a server holding some drinks. We sprinted towards her and drank both.

It was out last resort.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingSulley
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2019
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Yesterday me and my friend were chasing on discord,then someone in the server posted a slightly dirty meme. So my friend said "Improvise. Adapt. Overcum" which fits the meme well.. so I said "Cumon, you beat meato tits"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dagreifers
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2019
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Whenever the server asks my Grandpa how he wants his steak done, he holds his fork and knife up and says "just walk the cow on by!"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AverageHeathen
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2019
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What do you call a server at a restaurant in Star Wars?

Darth Vader!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MemesMyDadMade
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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My office has a fairly server mouse infestation.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tale_of_tejon
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2017
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My old man used to think he was hilarious at the McDonald’s drive thru when the server asked, β€˜Any condiments?’

He always responded, β€˜Compliments? You look very nice today!’

(Yes probably a repost)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DannyGere
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2019
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Servers down.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lanuko
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2018
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Old McDonald's Server Farm...
Old McDonald's Server Farm
Very high I/O
And on that farm he had some space
Very high I/O
With a hot swap here and a hot swap there
Here a disk
There a disk
Everywhere a RAID disk
Old McDonald's Server Farm
Very high I/O
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nimja_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2018
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A man pays for his lunch with cash. The server asks, "did you need change?"

Man: "But I just put these clothes on this morning"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/littlelaurelleaf
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2019
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As a server, one of my tables asked me for the check by simply saying "bill"

I responded by saying "No, it's Jeff". Now they always ask for the Jeff when they're done.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thisismeredditing
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2014
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Server: And how did you find your steak this evening?

Customer: Oh it was easy, I just looked under the parsley

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kylea12345
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2019
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'At a restaurant with food still on my plate' Server: "You wanna box for that?"

Me: 'It's not worth fighting over'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ihasanali
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2018
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Why are restaurant servers the luckiest profession?

Because good things come to those who wait.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mahare
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2018
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I work at a restaurant as a bartender/server...

And a guy ordered a medium rare sirloin for lunch. Once everyone got their food, I gave them a few minutes to dig in, and then went to check how they all were doing. Here's how it went.

Me: Hi guys, is everyone still doing well over here? (Pause to turn to the guy with the steak)...Or should I say medium rare ehh?? finger guns and chuckles

Guys: silence. Complete silence

Me: cracks up at my own stupid joke and walks away with no shame, leaving them in awe of my greatness

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mkelsey4610
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2017
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There was a leek in my server room this morning.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/surfrock66
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2018
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Went to a local fish camp and the server wrote this on our to go box
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thestrawthatstirs
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2018
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Don't forget to tip your servers [x-post r/pics] imgur.com/UHFjdpi
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jrbuchanan2
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2016
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Where does a server with one leg work

I HOP

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WeTheAustix
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2017
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I applied to be a server years ago

To this day, I'm still waiting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaxPaw
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2018
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I was a server at Olive Garden

I asked this guy if we wanted "soup or salad?" He said he "yes! I want the super salad."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gumbystruck
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2017
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My mom asked the server for a sharper knife

Holding up the butter knife and saying β€œThis just won’t cut it.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BuuanAnfor
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2018
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I tagged Netgear in a photo on Instagram about a NAS server I setup using their router...

They replied back "Very NAS"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fencing49
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2014
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Here's one I use every once in a while as a server...

I work at a cajun restaurant and so we bring hot sauce to most of our tables, but since we also bring ketchup for some as well, I always specify when I set hot sauce down. A lot of times when I set it down people will just say "sweet!" as a response(surprisingly often I might add). Then I always respond, "no, it's actually quite spicy."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NISCBTFM
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2016
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How to make a Teamspeak server groan

One evening, I was on Teamspeak talking with a few people I know; one of them being a German guy called Willi.

He's gone away from the keyboard for a few minutes and someone asks where he is. A friend of his jokes that he's probably jerking off to porn.

To which I replied "Are you trying to tell me he's playing with his Willi?"

Cue groans from the entire channel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clbull
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2017
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The look on our servers face

Waitress: We have coke, diet coke, ginger ale, root beer in a bottle and Shirley Temple in a bottle

Dad: wait, how did you get her in the bottle?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chillhardy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2015
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Whenever the waiter/waitress/ server takes a little longer than expected, they say, "sorry about the wait."

I pick up the plate and reply, "oh, it's not that heavy!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mistermajik2000
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2017
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Two restaurant servers tried to settle a dispute with a game of tennis

But they could never start as service was not included.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/manubfr
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2017
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At a restaurant, my dad asked out server's name.

"It's Robert." He said

My dad responds "Is that with two R's?"

RobeRt responds "No... Yesss..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/soupnrc
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2013
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A server where I bartend was losing an argument with our boss.

Boss: "She's admitting defeat."

Me: "Much like a podiatrist's receptionist."

An older guy down the bar started laughing his ass off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tourdefranz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2015
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Food truck server got me the other day.

Buying from a food truck, so I'd made sure to get cash in case it was cash-only. However, I noticed they had a square plugged into an iPad.

"For future reference, I guess you guys take cards?"

"Yeah, and we give them back, too!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ghostelephant
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2016
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Steam's servers are down.

Their employees union went on CounterStrike.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRtHonLaqueesha
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2016
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Got the server at Original Pancake House

Me: Do you have French Toast?

Her: Yes, it is right here on the menu. The cinnamon is my favorite!

Me: Great, because I have no idea how to get to the Original French Toast house.

Got a good laugh.

First post here, wife is due with our first this summer.

Edit: format

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CookieSan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2015
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While teaching a new server about pizza topping options

"...and of course you know why you have to bake jalapeΓ±o" "No why?" "Because it's a little chilly" "..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Getpucked
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2014
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Our lead developer just told me he's getting 500 internal server errors from a new site we're setting up

I told him that's an awful lot of errors for a brand new site

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unstablereality
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2015
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Whenever I get poor service at restaurant I take the server out back and cut off the ends of their fingers.

A harsh thing to do, I know, but by the end of the night they don't have any tips.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/harrisz2
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2014
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Got dad joked at work Friday night (x-post from r/tales from your server)

Had a table consisting of a mom, dad and a little boy. Dad is reading the beer list (which is all local stuff, including a Bridgeport I.P.A) and he says "oh, you have the Canadian Bridgeport, I'll have that." To which I reply "um, the Bridgeport is an american beer sir."

"No, it's an I.P., eh."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RangerSkip
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2014
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I was a server at a restaurant...

...and it had a full bar. My table ordered a Mojito. I rung it up, bartender made it, and I gave it to the table. They didn't like it, said something was off (bartender got recipe wrong). I took it back to the bartender and said, can you remake this, they want Mojito not Lesshito!! God I hope I become a dad some day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tinkleheimer
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2013
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SERVER: "Sorry about your wait."

DAD: "Are you saying I’m fat?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thepattato
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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