Looking for Minecraft-based puns for a server name. Anything to do with mining, blocks, or any feature of Minecraft helps!
A friend of mine started a server recently and we're trying to brainstorm ideas for names for our server. Puns are always the right way to go. As long as it's not taken already and the .com or .org is available, anything is fair game! Thanks in advance. :)
I know Reddit has servers that all of our jokes are stored in, but I’ve come up with a better solution
I’m a server and here’s a dad interaction I had the other day
Me, pointing at his food: Wanna box for that?
Random dad: No, but I’ll wrestle you for it.
Some dumb random puns from an Among Us server.
Happened on a discord server I’m on just now
A man ate the Reddit servers.
Afterwards, he said, “Mmm, this copypasta tastes good!”
My server slammed a glass of water down, tossed a spoon with a knife on the table and stomped off back to the kitchen. I pondered about their attitude for a moment and then it hit me...
They just didn't give a fork...
They’re demoting me from food server to host starting Monday.
Pun writing discord server?
Hi! Does anyone know if there are any discord servers specifically for writing wordplay or puns?
I was awed first time I saw the room full of computers and servers...
It was such a pristine LANscape.
Don’t forget to tip your server
(fairly certain this is original) I'm out to eat with my girl and the server tells us to scan the barcode on the table to see the menu.
After taking our order and asking if we want anything else, I point at my phone and ask if she can leave us a menu just in case.
I think I wrote my first dad joke original on something new to this changing world!
Why can't Windows Active Directory Servers ever get along?
Because they were born with Trust Issues..
I know.. I know.. IT Nerd DadJoke...
I'll see my way out and go back into the server room where I belong..
There's a new Thai restaurant that where the servers wear S&M outfits.
Me: I'm not very hungry, I just want something easy Server: ... Maybe the chicken strips for $6?
Me: maybe it does, but that doesn't help with my hunger.
Whenever I go out to eat I always tip my server.
I've also learned that servers have horrible balance.
SERVER: "Sorry about your wait." DAD: "Are you saying I’m fat?”
No language in my Minecraft server
If Snape from Harry Potter worked in IT he would be Server-us Snape.....
My office has a fairly server mouse infestation.
I used to break into secure servers
But now I just can't hack it.
A restaurant server was fired on his first day of work for taking a woman’s salad.
He thought the manager said “seize her salad”
My wife and I went on a trip to Cuba to stay at a few different places. By the end of week 2, we were walking barefoot across a beach, nearly dying of thirst and exhausted. We were wondering if we'd make it home, until I spotted a server holding some drinks. We sprinted towards her and drank both.
Yesterday me and my friend were chasing on discord,then someone in the server posted a slightly dirty meme. So my friend said "Improvise. Adapt. Overcum" which fits the meme well.. so I said "Cumon, you beat meato tits"
As a server, one of my tables asked me for the check by simply saying "bill"
I responded by saying "No, it's Jeff". Now they always ask for the Jeff when they're done.
Old McDonald's Server Farm...
Old McDonald's Server Farm
Very high I/O
And on that farm he had some space
Very high I/O
With a hot swap here and a hot swap there
Here a disk
There a disk
Everywhere a RAID disk
Old McDonald's Server Farm
Very high I/O
Whenever the server asks my Grandpa how he wants his steak done, he holds his fork and knife up and says "just walk the cow on by!"
What do you call a server at a restaurant in Star Wars?
Every time the server asks if they can take some plates for us
"If you really want 'em, sure."
My old man used to think he was hilarious at the McDonald’s drive thru when the server asked, ‘Any condiments?’
He always responded, ‘Compliments? You look very nice today!’
(Yes probably a repost)
A man pays for his lunch with cash. The server asks, "did you need change?"
Man: "But I just put these clothes on this morning"
'At a restaurant with food still on my plate' Server: "You wanna box for that?"
Me: 'It's not worth fighting over'
Server: And how did you find your steak this evening?
Customer: Oh it was easy, I just looked under the parsley
I work at a restaurant as a bartender/server...
And a guy ordered a medium rare sirloin for lunch. Once everyone got their food, I gave them a few minutes to dig in, and then went to check how they all were doing. Here's how it went.
Me: Hi guys, is everyone still doing well over here? (Pause to turn to the guy with the steak)...Or should I say medium rare ehh?? finger guns and chuckles
Guys: silence. Complete silence
Me: cracks up at my own stupid joke and walks away with no shame, leaving them in awe of my greatness
Why are restaurant servers the luckiest profession?
Because good things come to those who wait.
Went to a local fish camp and the server wrote this on our to go box
There was a leek in my server room this morning.
Where does a server with one leg work
I tagged Netgear in a photo on Instagram about a NAS server I setup using their router...
They replied back "Very NAS"
SERVER: "Sorry about your wait."
DAD: "Are you saying I’m fat?”