- Excel is hands down the best software in Microsoft Office

- Word

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09
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Did you know that Matthew McConaughey helped design the delivery route software for UPS?

There’s no left turns so it’s alright alright alright.

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Arguing with your wife is like reading a software license agreement. In the end...

...you ignore it all and click, "I agree"!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17
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What do you get when you cross an Austrian city with cyber protection software?

VPNna

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SeekerSpock32
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18
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Software
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πŸ‘€︎ u/1NS3RTM3M3H3R3
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
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What do you call a software engineer doing squats?

A back-end developer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shitty_Orangutan
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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Software glitches come free of cost but cost a lot.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/-_-STRANGER-_-
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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How did I get into computer software? I was very confused about what to do in university, so I asked my dad... He was wearing a Nike tshirt, and he answered me by pointing at his chest, where this was written: Just do IT.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2019
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Problems in Apple's software shouldn't be called bugs

but worms.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LivyThePooh
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2019
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How many arrays do you give a software engineer for finishing a feature?

Hip Hip Array! Hip Hip Array! Hip Hip Array!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rine117
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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What do you get when you cross a Software Engineer with an English teacher?

A programmar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SarcasticSirius
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2019
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How does Al Gore program music software?

By using Al Gore rhythms.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scherz707
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2018
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Tried to make a software that monitors how much one uses their bed...

Had so many bed bugs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pirateking1000
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2019
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I've downloaded a software that simulates a criminal court.

It's the trial version.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2019
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Why do software developers always say 'it works on my machine'?

It's a regular expression.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pawailq
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2019
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I was caught stealing an image editing software from the store.

I'm now charged with photoshoplifting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2019
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What happened when the IT guy made an off-color joke about anti virus software?

He was accused of being anti Symantec.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hammerb
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2018
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There was an article about Apple's newest meme locating software

iReddit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lost_In_Spacebar
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2018
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Did you hear the guy from Dirty Jobs started a software company?

Mike Rowe Soft

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lexluthzor
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2018
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I'm gonna create open sores software...

...and stay on the bleeding edge of technology. But if you don't like my software, you can suture self.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spotted_Lady
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2018
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Apple to Release New Software Update for the Visually Impaired: iPatch

>i'm ^sorry ^^i'll ^^^show ^^^^myself ^^^^^out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EstusFiend
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2017
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Did you hear about the treadmill software that got hacked?

Well, everything's running again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Qwerp-Derp
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2017
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What do you call the presentation software used by gardeners

Flowerpoint

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordBenners
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2017
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So I've been worried about this malicious software that locks my computer onto an online bowler's website...

But I guess I'm not the only one worried about the E-Bowler virus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HumanAtlas
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2014
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What is the favorite food of software developers?

Copy-pasta.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/analytik
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2017
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If you spill your morning drive-through beverage on your virus scan software you've gotten McCafΓ© on McAfee
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πŸ‘€︎ u/crinklesofarc
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2016
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From Software missed an opportunity in releasing Dark Souls 3 on March 20, 2016....

The Spring Soulstice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kayneargand
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2015
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A man from Delhi who worked for Microsoft got fired after trying to start his own software company.

He forgot he'd signed a naan-compete.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BarryJertheim
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2015
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I'm taking a forty-day break from spreadsheet software.

I'm Excellent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GreatBosh
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2016
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"Our product will be released according to a fixed software schedule"

That's much better than a broken software schedule.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Propane13
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2017
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We Were Using "R", the Software Environment, in my Stats Class Today

The professor asked us what a pirate's favourite letter was. We all grudgingly answered "R..." in unison. "NAY," he replied. "It's the C!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thewreckage
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2015
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I'm a developer for a software called CAM

My manager sees me working late on the IM. MANAGER: burning the midnight oil? ME: yeah MANAGER: alright, good night and don't let the CAM bugs bite!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_toro
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2014
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I work for a software company with a lot of programmers and the bathroom gets pretty messy...

There's way too much log spam.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tomwithweather
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2016
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I just pirated some antivirus software

Avast: Ye Matey Edition

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πŸ‘€︎ u/K3R3G3
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2014
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Not-dadjoked a software support guy

So, I work closely with a piece of software from a major technology giant. A big blue one. Lately, I've had this issue, and have been going back and forth with one support rep. He told me to tweak some log settings and try again to get an idea of what's going on.

I responded back with an update, including that "I changed the settings and reproduced (the problem, not that I just had a kid... sorry, dumb joke)"

He told me that gave him a chuckle and thanked me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spongebue
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2015
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Working as software dev

Probably been said already but...

Random person: So what do you do?

Me: I'm a software dev

Random person: So how do you like it?

Me: There's... bits I like and bits I don't like.

Many a groan have been had. No copyright... use as you wish!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hugh_jascaulk
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2014
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Arguing with my wife is like reading a software license agreement

In the end, I ignore it all and click "I agree".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
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Arguing with a woman is like reading a software license agreement...

...in the end, you ignore it all and click "I agree".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/__Odelay__
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2018
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Arguing with my wife is like reading a software license agreement...

...in the end, I ignore it all and click "I agree."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2018
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Arguing with a woman is like reading a software license agreement...

...in the end, you ignore it all and click "I agree".

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