A list of puns related to "Program"
Adobe Wan Kenobi
Star Key and Hash.
It's a girl and weighs 7lbs 12 oz.
It was fund a mental
It was an AL Gore rhythm.
She lost 8 pounds and 1 oz, and gained a new family member!
I'm officially a father and step father! Woohoo!
she's worked very hard and i know it's been difficult for her, but i'm very proud. she's in possibly the best shape of her life and she is once again confident in her own body, but i will endlessly love her despite what she looks like.
what, were you expecting me to say something about a baby?
So I deleted the anti-virus and there weren't any problems any more!
It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
I told him i offered his director some assistance. They said yes.
Now I get to be a band-aid.
Sadly, it didnβt take off
with nonbinary code
Python
Spell-check
Cod-her
I didn't D.A.R.E.
He said, "Software?"
I said, "In my pants."
A sweatband
Word.
When you bring in one can, you can save Toucans
Every year, the team was in the state championship game, and usually won it handily. Every able lad within a few hundred miles wanted to play football for Central Catholic Fighting Knights.
Those who were familiar with the program, knew that the true heart and soul of the Knights football program was Sister Mary Margaret, an aged nun who would, in full habit, get out on the practice field and work on routes with the receivers, give pointers to the quarterbacks on their stances and releases, but most of all, love them like the second mother that she became to all of the boys in that program.
One year, on the eve of the state championship game, some evil malefactors broke into the convent and kidnapped Sister Mary Margaret. Everyone was stunned by the news, but none more so than the Knights of Central Catholic. They were devastated at the loss of their mentor.
As you might guess, the state championship game didn't go very well. For the first time in the history of the football program, the Knights were shut out. The Spartans beat them 42-0.
The next day, the headline on the local sports section read:
No Offense, Nun Taken
An InkRedible machine.
Then I thought to myself no, it doesn't.
Wear Elon's musk
It was a document-tree.
An Al Gore rhythm
It was a currant affairs program.
He will re-curse it.
By using Al Gore rhythms.
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