Here's a programming joke for y'all
How did the founder of the tech company build his company's campus?
By calling the Constructor():
The depressed programmer says "goodbye world"
Sorry
When you start programming, people push you to GitHub and then you commit to GitHub.
Now he's a full rack developer.
He said it was a major improvement to his C# skills, it also augmented his C+ code.
next is C++, or C2 since its the second one, then there's C# or C3 since the # symbol is just shift 3.
I can't wait for the next iteration, C4! I hear its gonna be... A blast!
Jabbascript
It involves a lot of codeine.
I knew it had to be a code for something.
Javascript
I see sharp students in this class!
But it didn't seem to be running
Just because I can't C#
It was BASIC training.
If, Sven, Elsa.
R (rrrrrr)
^please laugh
...and my girlfriend was listening in on the call. When I was done on the phone my girlfriend turns to me and says I didn't understand any of that. I look at her and say, "It's okay, we were speaking in code."
OOP i did it again...
Teacher: Does anybody need help? I know some of you are a bit behind. Me: Some of us are a byte behind.
He offered to give me some pointers.
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It's funny 'cause it's true.
My dad asked me how my very first arduino program was going.
Me: "I made an LED blink!!"
Dad: "Wow, I think I would definitely lose a staring contest with an LED."
Student: Do you have a mock exam [to use for practice]?
Professor: No. but if it does show up, feel free to laugh at it.
