I didn’t C that coming.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/meemboy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2018
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What do you call a snake thats 3.14 meters long?

A Ο€thon

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2017
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my 4 year old daughter played me with this one

after a slight, recent issue of my kid putting her shoes on the wrong feet, she hits me with this...

"daddy, not like shoes, socks can go on either foot!"

"youve got it, honey"

i look down a few seconds later... both socks are on the same foot.

"you told me either foot was ok!" she laughed hysterically for minutes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CityFarming
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2016
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Dad joked my friend whose a programmer

If you program in Python, does that mean you're a parseltongue?

It got a good groan in a three cubicle radius.

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