An Amoeba predicted that it would successfully split itself in two.

It was a cell fulfilling prophecy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/g1flash23
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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Why couldn't the amoeba children get their own smartphones?

Everyone knows that an amoeba is a single cell organism.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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What do Ireland and amoeba have in common?

Dublin

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How many amoeba does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  1. No, 2. No wait 4! 8 16 32...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/My_Name_Is_JoeJoe
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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Why are amoeba bad at maths?

Coz they multiply by dividing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anonyruag01
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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How do Scientists communicate with Amoebas?

Why, call them on their cell phone, of course.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chaosmonkey
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2016
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How many amoebas does it takes to change a lightbulb?

One. No, two. No, four. No, eight … AHH!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/derawin07
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2018
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Do you know the amoeba's favorite Christmas song?

"Single Cell Rock"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Elroy_Jetson
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2017
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Did you hear about the amoeba that took its own picture?

It was a cell-fie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_drumstic_
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2016
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An amoeba walks in a bar.

The bartender says "Make sure to pay your tab before you split".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/synnarc
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2016
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Why couldn't the amoeba call his friend?

Because he didn't have any cell service!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryantartaglia
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2016
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Two amoebas walk out of a bar...

The first looks up and says, "Is that a new moon?"

The other turns to him and replies, "I don't know, I'm not from around here."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mizzousaphone
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2013
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If I ever go to jail I am making sure I get the nickname β€˜mitochondria’

The powerhouse of the cell

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