Why didn't they let the fungi into the party?

There wasn't mush room

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Safe-Examination
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 21 2021
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You look like a fungi
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheBrontosaurus
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How much room do fungi need to grow?

As mushroom as possible.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Raptor_Girl_1259
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Fungi have thrived on Earth for more than 400 million years

You know what they say... history favors the mold.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bamboo-harvester
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 26 2020
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Seems like a fungi
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TweekAttack
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 23 2020
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Fungi.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/puggzu
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 22 2020
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(Me reading to my five-year-old) The leopard slug eats dead plants and fungi, but also hunts other slugs.

(Five-year-old) I'm a fun guy, so they would eat me.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/legisleducator
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 30 2020
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There’s a reasonable I don’t tell jokes about fungi.

Too mushroom for error.

Edit: reason damn auto fill.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jlionbad
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 16 2020
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Seems like a fungi to have at parties... Halloween parties.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Razabeth
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 05 2019
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What did the Bengay and fungi have in common?

They’re both happy men.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/paisleefarms747
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 14 2020
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Why did the fungi farmer turn down the job offer at a new farm with higher pay?

There wasn't mush-room to grow there.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheMightyBattleSquid
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 01 2019
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Fun guy, Fungi, Fungeye, Made by Γ–zlem Akin
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/imaginary_name
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 25 2019
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We’ve all heard of the mushroom who gets invited to the party cause he’s a fungi, but what about the mushroom who stole all the halloween candy?

He had no morrels.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/legna-mirror
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 11 2019
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Fungi but I thought you were a badtiria
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/alaatheboi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 07 2018
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I wanted to fit fungi in my greenhouse, but there wasn't mushroom.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NINJAQKk
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 29 2019
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It’s all fungi and games until you make yourself into a dick.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Sass-Coffee-RedWine
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 21 2018
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What kind of joint problems do fungi have?

Mushroomatoid arthritis

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kaela1201
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 27 2018
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I was suprised that there wasn't much fungi in that place

Because my friend said that there wasn't really mushroom for me to fit in

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/An_awsome_doofus
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 05 2018
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Why was the fungi so cramped?

It didn't have mushroom.

Edit: mushroomed to mushroom because I'm an idiot

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/swimmer17101
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 25 2018
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What did the fungi say about his New York apartment?

There isn't mush-room

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SpartaFC
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 12 2017
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I tried to spice my omelette up a little... but there wasn't mushroom in the pan... guess im not such a fungi
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ojchapman
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 30 2017
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Fungi

Me: "Want some of my mushrooms?" Mom: "No, I hate fungi." Dad: "What about me? I'm a fun guy!"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/stormythoven
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 22 2014
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Fungi

Me: (talking about a customer at work) He sounds like a fun guy. Coworker: He's not a mushroom!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/stephkempf
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 07 2014
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How much room do fungi need to grow

As mushroom as possible

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ivanshu
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 22 2020
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I don't tell jokes about fungi for a reason.

Too mushroom for error

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 05 2020
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How much room do you need for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 22 2020
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How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/yashrajt
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 18 2020
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How much room does fungi need to grow?

As mushroom as possible

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MaskedForGas
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 29 2019
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How much room does fungi need to grow?

As mushroom as possible

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/basecamp13
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 02 2018
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How much room does fungi need to grow?

As mushroom as possible.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Radish00
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 24 2019
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Do you know how much space fungi need to grow?

As mushroom as possible.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kshiau
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 09 2018
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How much space does fungi need to grow?

As mushroom as possible!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ukelele_pancakes
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 01 2019
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How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Mary_Paramore
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 11 2017
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Why did the fungi move out?

There wasn't mushroom

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Big_Donny_boi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 14 2019
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How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/depressedgarbagecan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 27 2018
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How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MeowMixSong
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 17 2017
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I tried to fit fungi in my greenhouse,

But there was not mushroom.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NINJAQKk
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 05 2019
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How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tnethacker
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 18 2015
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How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/threadcrapper
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 06 2016
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How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as needed

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/press-control-w
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 21 2015
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