Mushroom puns...
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︎ Oct 23 2013
What do you call a mushroom in a fable?
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︎ May 29 2021
What made the mushroom forager such a good person?
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︎ May 14 2021
Why did the mushroom go to the party?
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︎ May 19 2021
Why was a mushroom invited to a party?
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︎ Apr 28 2021
The guy at my workplace whose haircut looks like a mushroom got fired today
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︎ May 09 2021
Why are mushrooms so entertaining to hang out with?
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︎ May 28 2021
My friend really loves dressing up as a mushroom.
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︎ Jun 01 2021
I became friends with a mushroom today...
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︎ May 09 2021
Why is the mushroom always invited to parties?
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︎ May 06 2021
Momma always told me "you are what you eat!" So I started eating mushrooms every day.
I wanted to become a fun guy.
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︎ Jan 07 2021
Why did everyone always want to hang out with the mushroom?
Because he was a fun guy! (fungi)
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︎ May 13 2021
Most of my group wanted to go mushroom hunting.
I call them the morel majority.
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︎ May 20 2021
I want to try one of those mushrooms they found on Mars.
I bet they're out of this world.
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︎ May 07 2021
What did one mushroom say to the other...
You seem like a really fungi
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︎ May 10 2021
What do you call a mushroom that loves to party?
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︎ Mar 31 2021
No mushroom
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︎ Apr 05 2021
Yesterday I enjoyed spending time with a mushroom...
He was a fungi (fun guy).
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︎ Apr 13 2021
Why is trivia a mushroomβs favorite game?
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︎ Apr 07 2021
There was a mushroom on the first floor of my house.
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︎ Apr 12 2021
Why did the cows stop eating mushrooms?
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︎ Mar 07 2021
My friend bought a bunch of stumpy, fragrant mushrooms, claiming they were from Belgium. Are you kidding me? Theyβre clearly from Japan.
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︎ Apr 02 2021
Why don't mushrooms always get along?
They like to shiitake other.
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︎ Mar 21 2021
What did the mushroom say when his girlfriend dumped him?
Come on, why babe? Iβm a fungi
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︎ Feb 13 2021
A mushroom walked into a bar
A mushroom walked into a bar. The bartender immediately kicked him out. The mushroom responded with cβmon Iβm a fungi
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︎ Feb 21 2021
I tried to befriend a mushroom today
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︎ Mar 16 2021
Why did the mushroom go to the party?
Because he was such a fun guy.
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︎ Feb 21 2021
What do mushrooms watch on TV?
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︎ Feb 17 2021
Why was the mushroom the hit of the party?
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︎ Feb 12 2021
Do you know Mr. Mushroom
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︎ Jan 25 2021
Why did the fruits invite the mushroom as chief guest for their party?
Cause he seemed like a "fun-gi"
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︎ Feb 24 2021
Why do mushrooms always get invited to parties?
Because theyβre all fungiβs
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︎ Jan 16 2021
Have you ever seen a red toad? They turn that color when they eat red mushrooms.
If you donβt believe me, just go check some toadstool.
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︎ Feb 16 2021
I met up with a couple mushrooms the other day
They where some pretty fun-gis
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︎ Jan 15 2021
I Have This Friend Who Likes Mushrooms
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︎ Jan 15 2021
What kind of vehicle does a mushroom drive?
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︎ Nov 13 2020
I met an awesome dude today, he was way into mushrooms
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︎ Dec 29 2020
I was recently rejected from a mushroom studying school.
They said there wasn't mushroom for a fungi like me.
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︎ Nov 19 2020
A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We don't serve your kind here!"
The mushroom replies, "Why not?! I'm a fun guy!"
He then goes on to say "The name's Gus, and all my friends call me Fun Gus"
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︎ Dec 18 2020
Did the woman go on a date with the mushroom?
Of course.. After all, he is a Fungi
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︎ Nov 26 2020
I was going to use this mushroom to poison someone
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︎ Oct 28 2020
Met a guy named Mushroom once.
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︎ Nov 14 2020
What kind of mushroom loves to gossip?
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︎ Aug 05 2020
Why did the mushroom go to the party
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︎ Apr 27 2021
Why was the mushroom the life of the party?
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︎ Jan 28 2021
What do people say about the mushroom?
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︎ Dec 27 2020
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