Mushroom puns...
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cant-think-of-one
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 23 2013
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What do you call a mushroom in a fable?

The morel of the story.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/major_herb
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 29 2021
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What made the mushroom forager such a good person?

He had good morels

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Arr_jay816
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 14 2021
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Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Because he’s a fun-gi

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MrFitBit
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 19 2021
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Why was a mushroom invited to a party?

Because he is a fungi

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bakedlogik
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 28 2021
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The guy at my workplace whose haircut looks like a mushroom got fired today

Too bad he was a FUNGI

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/johnasf1
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 09 2021
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Why are mushrooms so entertaining to hang out with?

Because they're Fungi's

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DarkZephyr666
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 28 2021
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My friend really loves dressing up as a mushroom.

He really is a fungai.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/EgonVector
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 01 2021
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I became friends with a mushroom today...

He's a real fungi.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FLASHsixx
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 09 2021
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Why is the mushroom always invited to parties?

Because he’s a funghi

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/29thattempt
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 06 2021
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Momma always told me "you are what you eat!" So I started eating mushrooms every day.

I wanted to become a fun guy.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/-Masderus-
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 07 2021
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Why did everyone always want to hang out with the mushroom?

Because he was a fun guy! (fungi)

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/psychotic_catalyst
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 13 2021
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Most of my group wanted to go mushroom hunting.

I call them the morel majority.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jester57
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 20 2021
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I want to try one of those mushrooms they found on Mars.

I bet they're out of this world.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jaycidy
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 07 2021
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What did one mushroom say to the other...

You seem like a really fungi

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bonecrusher9874
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 10 2021
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What do you call a mushroom that loves to party?

Fun Gus

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Need_no_Reddit_name
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 31 2021
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No mushroom
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/connolnp
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 05 2021
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Yesterday I enjoyed spending time with a mushroom...

He was a fungi (fun guy).

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AndForWar
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 13 2021
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Why is trivia a mushroom’s favorite game?

Its a fun guess

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kanible
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 07 2021
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There was a mushroom on the first floor of my house.

Morel of the storey

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Hanya_124
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 12 2021
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Why did the cows stop eating mushrooms?

The steaks were too high

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheyCallMeDrAsshole
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 07 2021
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My friend bought a bunch of stumpy, fragrant mushrooms, claiming they were from Belgium. Are you kidding me? They’re clearly from Japan.

What a shit take.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/elzuff
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 02 2021
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Why don't mushrooms always get along?

They like to shiitake other.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Silver4ura
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 21 2021
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What did the mushroom say when his girlfriend dumped him?

Come on, why babe? I’m a fungi

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nordy_13
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 13 2021
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A mushroom walked into a bar

A mushroom walked into a bar. The bartender immediately kicked him out. The mushroom responded with c’mon I’m a fungi

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HeyThereLinus
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 21 2021
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I tried to befriend a mushroom today

I heard he’s a fungi.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheLaziestPotato
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 16 2021
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Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Because he was such a fun guy.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/donfam
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 21 2021
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What do mushrooms watch on TV?

Spores

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/monosteeze
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 17 2021
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Why was the mushroom the hit of the party?

He was a fun-guy.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/decentname99
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 12 2021
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Do you know Mr. Mushroom

He's a Fun guy

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Sebast2111
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 25 2021
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Why did the fruits invite the mushroom as chief guest for their party?

Cause he seemed like a "fun-gi"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ginks_21
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 24 2021
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Why do mushrooms always get invited to parties?

Because they’re all fungi’s

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/I-love-refrigerator
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 16 2021
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Have you ever seen a red toad? They turn that color when they eat red mushrooms.

If you don’t believe me, just go check some toadstool.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/egb233
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 16 2021
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I met up with a couple mushrooms the other day

They where some pretty fun-gis

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/shmetiusmetius
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 15 2021
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I Have This Friend Who Likes Mushrooms

He's a FUNGI at parties

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/carcival
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 15 2021
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What kind of vehicle does a mushroom drive?

A spores car!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Lanifeibor
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 13 2020
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I met an awesome dude today, he was way into mushrooms

He was a fungi

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mrawesomelemons
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 29 2020
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I was recently rejected from a mushroom studying school.

They said there wasn't mushroom for a fungi like me.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SD_Swift
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 19 2020
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A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We don't serve your kind here!"

The mushroom replies, "Why not?! I'm a fun guy!" He then goes on to say "The name's Gus, and all my friends call me Fun Gus"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/WolvieBS
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 18 2020
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Did the woman go on a date with the mushroom?

Of course.. After all, he is a Fungi

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/batmans_apprentice
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 26 2020
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I was going to use this mushroom to poison someone

But it's a morel.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BaldingMonk
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 28 2020
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Met a guy named Mushroom once.

He was fungi

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Kshetri374
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 14 2020
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What kind of mushroom loves to gossip?

A shit-talkey

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HandCrimped
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 05 2020
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Why did the mushroom go to the party

Because it was a fungi

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/p_tally
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 27 2021
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Why was the mushroom the life of the party?

Because he was a Fungi!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/spitmonkeyx
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 28 2021
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What do people say about the mushroom?

He's a fun guy.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/stanusNat
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 27 2020
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