What's the difference between a toad and a toadstool?
One's in the buffet and the other helps 'em get there!
(I'm sorry if this is bad. I'm not a dad yet, but I'm practicing early)
Why do toadstools grow so close together?
They don't need mushroom.
What's the difference between a sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich and a midget who sells food?
A sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich is pretty gross, but a midget who sells food is a little grocer
Have you ever seen a red toad? They turn that color when they eat red mushrooms.
If you donβt believe me, just go check some toadstool.
Why was the mushroom brought along?
Seemed like a fungi to be around.
What do you get when you feed a frog a mushroom?
Toadstool
Did you hear about the toad that pooped?
It was toadstool.
