What do you call a mushroom in a fable?
The morel of the story.
What made the mushroom forager such a good person?
He had good morels
I don't trust people who don't like mushrooms.
Clearly they are of low Morel fibre.
Most of my group wanted to go mushroom hunting.
I call them the morel majority.
There was a mushroom on the first floor of my house.
Morel of the storey
I was going to use this mushroom to poison someone
But it's a morel.
I once painted a picture of a man using fungus.
I thought it was a clever way to capture his licheness.
I can't stop my mushroom from leaning.
I think I need some morel support.
I'm trying to think of new funghi jokes...
Because theres just not mushroom for the same mold, sporing ones anymore
Why did the mycologist go up into the hills?
He wanted to find the morel high ground.
There's a type of mushroom I bring everywhere, to dinner parties, bball games, work, they easily fit in my pocket
They're called portablebellos.
I went looking for mushrooms, but I am not very good at it
There is no morel to this tale.
Public opinion was favorable for local farmer banning outsiders access to hills filled with mushroom on his land.
He had the morel high ground.
Iβve been supergluing mushrooms all over my body.
My wife says itβs not right, but Iβm sticking to my morels
At the end of his quest the prince realized he should never have eaten that mushroom.
That is the morel of this story.
Why don't nihilists pick mushrooms?
They don't believe in morels.
Did you hear about the unscrupulous mushroom hunter?
He had no morels.
