A tavern exclusively for birds of the genus Corvus
She goes omg it's 1:30 already. I said no honey it's only 11:30. She said, well I missed that one...I bursted in while she was on the toilet to explain it's genus.
The bartender says, "How'd you do that?"
My 5 year old stepson was sitting next to my wife on the couch, and a devious idea crossed mind. I called the boy over after a quick Googling and showed him the product of my search. He asked what it was, and I promptly told him they were boobies. I looked at the wife in time to see this amazing look of terror wash over her face. Still shocked, he says, "Hey Momma, want to see some boobies?" He grabs my tablet and shows her a picture of the most beautiful, soft looking blue footed boobies I could find. Her initial shock quickly turned to laughter and I was satisfied.