What’s the single form of calculus?
How to Castrate a Bull, in Limerick Form
I've two bulls who just love to fight //
they simply cannot be polite //
Just one needs to breed //
and so I'll proceed //
to castrate the weak one tonight
The procedure is safe, I insist //
if we make the blood flow desist //
to make bleeding halt //
do the "ball somersault" //
and give that whole sack a huge twist
To do this requires no skill //
I'll just need a quite large power-drill //
and a specialized clamp //
to hold on to that champ //
then turn it on fast- what a thrill!
It is clear this device should appeal //
to those who need bulls with less zeal //
I shall name this device //
with a drill and a vise //
the most perfect of names: "Steering Wheel!"
A pediatric surgeon sewed his kids together as a new form of punishment.
If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em.
I once saw a cloud of mist form before my eyes, then take the form of a giant tent peg...
I was trying to form a Fleetwood Mac cover band, but couldn't get the vocalist just right...
I had to Nicks that idea.
What's the most common form of Owl on Owl attack?
I buy a new clock every time a new social movement forms.
Because the times, they are a-changin'.
When geese are migrating they form a "V" shape, but do you know why one side is always longer than the other?
Because there are more geese on that side.
Imagine a form of public transportation where there is no monetary fee but you relive past mistakes for as long as you are a passenger
The cows on my dairy farm have all decided to form a new financial vehicle made up of a pool of money collected from many cows to invest in securities...
This is a series of dad jokes that all relate to each other and form a dad joke story so bear with me.
How do you kill a blue elephant?
With a blue elephant gun.
How you you kill a pink elephant?
(With a pink elephant gun?)
No, you hold its trunk til it turns blue then shoot it with the blue elephant gun
Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
So they can hide in cherry trees
Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
(Of course not)
Then clearly it works
Bringing back dead memes in another form.
Why are trains the best form of transportation?
Because they have a proven track record
Two inventors died and ascended to heaven. There, they met each other and with their brilliant minds created a brand new form of fire making utensil.
It was a match made in heaven.
The political climate is so polarizing these days that even Do, Re and Mi decided to form their own independent left leaning musical scale and vote Democratic.
When questioned they just stated they were now Anti Fa.
What's a peasant's favorite form of entertainment?
I made this video in good humor only... please do not take it as offense in any way, shape, or form!
Life as a Stay at Home Dad (honest humor nothing against Stay at Home Dads)
As as an aspiring father figure, I have the greatest respect for dads of every kind. In fact, much of this stems from the fact I’ve grown up from the age of 6 without a father of my own. I made this video as a comical representation of what I hope to be one day: a guy full of dad jokes and such humor.
Thank you for reading and enjoy!
TIL Older forms of English kept Latin’s gender-specific suffixes -tor and -trix; tor is for men and trix is for women. So a male pilot is an aviator, a female pilot is an aviatrix. A male fighter is a gladiator, a female fighter is a gladiatrix.
This contrasts with the modern system, where tor is for both men and women, and trix are for kids.
Microsoft has taught children how to work and how to form a great pun sequence.
What kind of a government would Authors form if given a chance?
An authoritative write winged government.
Guys, I had a really exhausting day yesterday, filling in forms and calculating the surplus of money I had to pay to the country.
Today I learned I will assume my final form and will he becoming a dad in December.
Probably name my kid Luke so I can remind him who I am for the rest of eternity.
Apparently 'Viagra' is now available in powder form specially for tea. Well, it's not for enhancing your sexual libido................
.............. But it won't let your dipped biscuit 'Go Soft'
Did you know the name Bat is actually a short form...
What's the name of the largest cell service provider for alien life forms?
I've got a date with a woman form the sewing machine factory.
High mass in the extraordinary form
For my English final, I had to compose a lyric poem marked by exaltation of feeling and style, varying length of line, and complexity of stanza forms.
I believe that venison made from female deer should be classed as a form of bread.
After all, it's cooked doe.
A maths teacher decided to form a band, what he’s gonna call it?
My friend told me to get 100 copies of a form
Among the different forms of milk, my favourite is when it is churned.
What's a Panda's Favorite Form of Literature?
A large gathering of priests and nuns arranged themselves to form an image of Christ visible from space...
But it wasn't for altruism of course, they all stood to make an enormous prophet.
I bet my wife I could form a full sentence out of the noodles in my alphabet soup
A group of owls decided to form a rock band...
I like jokes that make fun of accents. You like jokes that don't work in text form.
We may soon resort to barbarianism and form clans and start clashing over toilet paper!
What’s the most metallic form of humor?
None, humor can’t be metallic. What, were you expecting ‘irony’?
An advanced form of Nanatechnology
I was filling out the SAT form and asked if it was the SAT with essay or not
Of course it is. It’s the essayt
When someone asks you what the short form of "What the fuck" is
A group of fishermen were trying to form a band
UnforTUNAtely they didn't find a BASSist
What is Tony Stark's favorite form of humor?