The cast of β€œFriends” got stuck at sea in a boat, but thankfully nothing happened.

Because Lisa Kudrow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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He can cast at a 4th grade level
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ha-Ka-Tu
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17
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I commissioned an artist to make me a set of letters of the alphabet out of cast iron.

I received A, B, C, D, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z.

I'm missing the iron E.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tratemusic
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08
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The cast from Pulp Fiction tested positive with Covid after going camping together:

Tent in Quarantino

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OiTheRolk
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20
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What is a necromancer's favourite word to use to cast a spell?

"Abracadaver!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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What do you call it when you catch a fish on every cast while deep sea fishing?

A-fish-in-sea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CodyMadeThis
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09
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What did Capt. Ahab’s son write on his father’s cast?

β€œGet whale soon"...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyLatestInvention
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18
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When Chris Hemsworth was cast by Marvel they gave him an exercise routine. When asked what he thought of it, he responded

I was Thor just thinking about it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oppy1984
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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"Dad, how do you cast spells?"

"You just follow the instructions."

"Which instructions?"

"Yeah, they're the ones."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheLaffGaff
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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1 of the 2 women in my office has cast a spell on me...

I don't know which one is witch ?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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My friend and I went fishing. He cast out first and got a bite. So he reeled in a trumpet. Then he cast out in a different area, got a bite and reeled in a clarinet.

After he cast out the third time, I said "maybe you'll reel in a bass soon!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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Why did the witch wear latex gloves when she cast a spell?

She wanted to practice safe hex.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Konamicoder
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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My son told me he made the cast for the Thanksgiving play this year!

He's the lead roll.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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I used to draw the child cast of the film ET.

I drewdrewbarrymoremoreandmore though.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ellandess
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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Breaking a leg during an audition ensures that you end up in the cast.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xddz
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2018
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Have you seen who they have cast in the new film "The Blind Batman"?

Christian Braille.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HallLAD
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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When I woke up from a car accident in a full body cast my wife was right there at my side

To let me know that childbirth is still more painful.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NHl20-Fan
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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Working on a crossword puzzle. Can anyone tell me the first initial and last name of the lead actor from Cast Away?

Thanks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spongebue
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2020
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It’s a pity they didn’t cast Ryan Reynolds as Jay Gatsby,

since he’s both Green Lantern and Deadpool

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joespofforth
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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What do you call the cast of a spelling bee?

bee-witched

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πŸ‘€︎ u/countryboyathome
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2019
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Took my son fishing yesterday and there was a dolphin. When I cast out my bait he asked "are you trying to catch him?"

Me; "Not on porpoise"

He laughed 12 year old girl next to us cringed and said "porpoise... really?" Joke had desired effect.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shootinstraight88
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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I’m surprised they didn’t cast Ryan Reynolds as Jay Gatsby given all his experience.

He already played Green Lantern AND Deadpool

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snake_lamp
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2019
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People get really upset when I run up to them in the street, and try to make plaster casts of their faces.

At least that’s the impression I get.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2018
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Did you hear about the new sitcom reboot with an all Hispanic cast?

The Juander Years

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πŸ‘€︎ u/w00tah
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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Student with a cast on his arm walks in to class and says β€œI can’t write with my right hand today.”

I ask, can you left with your left hand?

Many students gave me props for the dad joke. One student said I sound like their dad. While I have no kids of my own, I’m glad I get to practice my dad jokes on my students.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chrono116
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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Doctor: I think your arm is broken. I’ll put you in a cast and you’ll recover.

Dad: That’s great. But I don’t see how being in a movie would help.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2019
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People don’t approve when I run up to them on the street and try making a plaster cast of their faces.

At least that’s the impression that I get.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2019
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Did you hear Charlize Theron has been cast in the next Ant-Man movie?

It's going to be called "Subatomic Blonde."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gnosticpopsicle
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2018
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This morning while waiting for a nurse to take the cast off my leg.

Nurse walks past my bed, trying to find someone else. She looks at me and asks, "Kane?" I replied, no thanks.. I already have my crutches.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snoop_cow_grazeit
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2014
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The cast of Aquaman found it hard shooting underwater sequences because they couldn’t hear each other. Except,

Amber Heard

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FatFather1818
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
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Cast your vote, bitches (dogs, sires, and dams too)!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EvenBetterCool
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2018
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What kind of Nurse can cast spells?

A Curse Practitioner

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timetogobby
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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What did they say when the first metal-cast bust was made?

Wow, that artist is really forging a head

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πŸ‘€︎ u/poisonhyvee
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2019
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Theater sign: it’s all fun and games until someone ends up in a cast.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/michUP33
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2018
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Doctor: Your hand is broken. I’ll put you in a cast, and it’ll recover.

Me: Wow! Thanks. I always wanted to be in a movie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2018
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When I was little, we went to an outdoor lecture featuring the original cast of Star Trek. I was especially excited to see Bones. Unfortunately, we were seated toward the side of the amphitheater, where huge oaks had been planted to frame the stage.

As a result, I couldn't see DeForest through the trees

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πŸ‘€︎ u/confibulator
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2018
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When the leaves are falling, the setting sun casts shadows across the hills, and a warm breeze blows, ain't that just...

...awetumn?

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2018
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First image of the new Star Wars cast. (x-post from r/pics)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrBasedGod
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2017
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Writing on someone's cast is the perfect time to add insult to injury reddit.com/r/Showerthough…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/saggingrufus
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2018
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The cast of Stranger Things was told to rate The Office on a scale from 1 to 10

It was given an 8 and 1/2 by Eleven

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoodStevening
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2018
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First image of the new Star Wars cast (x-post from /r/pics)

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/59/c2/13/59c213bf49ac94b6a0624c858f7318f5.jpg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BattleClown
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2017
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I heard that they are making a Star Wars movie with an Hispanic cast.

Rogue Juan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bobbymack44212
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2017
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A photo of my dad holding up my sister after she got a body cast. [xpost from /r/pics]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/queenpersephone
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2013
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Breaking a leg during an audition ensures you're in the cast
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