I just saw that Chuck Yeager has died
...and then I heard it a few seconds later
Why did the Mexican alcohol manufacturer chuck his wife off a cliff?
TEQUILA
Chuck Norris is the world's greatest mathematician.
He knows the last digit of Pi.
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck?
If a wood chuck could Chuck Norris
What do you call two people talking about their Chuck Taylor All Star shoes?
A conversation.
Why did Chuck Norris wear knee pads?
He never liked Bruised Knee
NEWS: Chuck Norris has coronavirus.
... for breakfast.
Our friend Chuck hasn’t contacted us for months, so we renamed him Huck.
Because long time no C.
What kind of House does Chuck Norris live in?
A Round House.
Chuck Norris doesn't hoard toilet paper.
He's used the same napkin since 1974. He just scares the shit out of it.
Coronavirus got infected with Chuck Norris.
It had to quarantine for 14 days.
Chuck Norris has been confirmed to be exposed to Covid-19
The virus will be quarantined for 14 days
When Chuck Norris was a baby, his mother called him Chuckie.
Once.
Chuck Norris is what Willis was talkin about.
[Satire] I’d pick Jew Jitsu over Nun Chucks, personally
Chuck Norris once trew a party
It still didn't land on the ground
What did Bruce Lee say to himself when he had to fight Chuck Norris?
Karate be kidding me.
What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died?
His Shoe
My friend: "Why doesn't a hurricane have sex with Chuck Norris?"
"Because it's too afraid to blow him"
If you chuck money into a bush...
...it's called a hedge fund.
Chuck bragged about his first three sexual encounters but about his next one...
He wasn't forthcoming.
My sister has a boyfriend named chuck.
My parents weren't home but I was, so my dad said that they could hang out here as long as they stayed downstairs.
http://imgur.com/GABsN0i
Chuck Norris has been exposed to Coronavirus (COVID-19)
The Virus is now in quarantine for 14 days
How does Chuck Norris flush the toilet?
He doesn't, he scares the living shit out of it
