Nun-chucks
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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_night_camel
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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Real nun chucks.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AmandaMarie77
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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I just saw that Chuck Yeager has died

...and then I heard it a few seconds later

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotMetheThree
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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The power of my nun-chucks
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πŸ‘€︎ u/theManlyMan8
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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Why did the Mexican alcohol manufacturer chuck his wife off a cliff?

TEQUILA

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πŸ‘€︎ u/argotrevor
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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Chuck Norris is the world's greatest mathematician.

He knows the last digit of Pi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rpdaca
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck?

If a wood chuck could Chuck Norris

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oasishippie
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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What do you call two people talking about their Chuck Taylor All Star shoes?

A conversation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SkyNetF1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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Why did Chuck Norris wear knee pads?

He never liked Bruised Knee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BucketsOLouis
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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NEWS: Chuck Norris has coronavirus.

... for breakfast.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotBuzz
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2020
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Our friend Chuck hasn’t contacted us for months, so we renamed him Huck.

Because long time no C.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2020
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What kind of House does Chuck Norris live in?

A Round House.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dummdukk
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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Chuck Norris doesn't hoard toilet paper.

He's used the same napkin since 1974. He just scares the shit out of it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotBuzz
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2020
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Coronavirus got infected with Chuck Norris.

It had to quarantine for 14 days.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/veritoast
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2020
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Chuck Norris has been confirmed to be exposed to Covid-19

The virus will be quarantined for 14 days

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
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Nun-chucks
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sassyyak
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2019
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When Chuck Norris was a baby, his mother called him Chuckie.

Once.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotBuzz
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2020
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Chuck Norris' email address:

Gmail@chucknorris.com

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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Nun chucks
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cookieman5231
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2019
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Nun-chucks
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πŸ‘€︎ u/procxrastinator
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2019
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Chuck Norris is what Willis was talkin about.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrScarlett1997
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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[Satire] I’d pick Jew Jitsu over Nun Chucks, personally
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Detronix18
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2019
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Chuck Norris once trew a party

It still didn't land on the ground

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Reis_aus_Indien
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2019
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What did Bruce Lee say to himself when he had to fight Chuck Norris?

Karate be kidding me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ASMRamen
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
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Nun-chucks
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShakinBacon64
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2019
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If a woodchuck could chuck wood

I’d let him

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πŸ‘€︎ u/owdbr549
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2019
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Last name Norris, first name Chuck
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πŸ‘€︎ u/farcicer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2018
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What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died?

His Shoe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pratik007789
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
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My friend: "Why doesn't a hurricane have sex with Chuck Norris?"

"Because it's too afraid to blow him"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bobmancat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2018
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If you chuck money into a bush...

...it's called a hedge fund.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheVeganManatee
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2017
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Chuck bragged about his first three sexual encounters but about his next one...

He wasn't forthcoming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Freklred
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2017
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My sister has a boyfriend named chuck.

My parents weren't home but I was, so my dad said that they could hang out here as long as they stayed downstairs.

http://imgur.com/GABsN0i

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Caressmysoul
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2015
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Chuck Norris has been exposed to Coronavirus (COVID-19)

The Virus is now in quarantine for 14 days

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gingafried
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2020
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How does Chuck Norris flush the toilet?

He doesn't, he scares the living shit out of it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chezpoof
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2018
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