Why did the student throw a 64 pack of Crayola crayons at his art teacher after he was done with his test?

He wanted to pass with flying colors.

I thought of that myself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stupidman44
πŸ“…︎ May 13
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Why do bouncers throw violent drunks out the back door?

Because they belong behind bars.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shu-di
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16
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How do you throw a party in space?

You planet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/___statik
πŸ“…︎ May 05
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When I was at school I had it tough. Other kids would throw lumps of gold at me.

I was a victim of bullion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eternal_Punshine
πŸ“…︎ May 01
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What do you get when you throw a piano down a mineshaft?

You get a flat minor

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What do you say when you throw bread away?

Yeeeeeeeaaast

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jferry12
πŸ“…︎ May 21
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My yogurt starter went bad, so I throw it out.....

I really hated cancelling culture.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oro_Outcast
πŸ“…︎ May 06
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I have started carrying a piece of stone with me to throw at people who sing Christmas songs before Thanksgiving.

It’s my jingle bell rock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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What did Donatello and Raphael throw out their office window?

The shredder. They fought with it too much.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cameForTheGum
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08
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I had to throw an entire box of animal crackers away.

The seal was broken.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/banditk77
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24
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Watching my kid throw my brand new phone out the window is the last thing I wanted to see today...

A real iSoar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iMakeCrap
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12
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While waiting for a school-related live stream, me and my friend decided to throw words at each other and make puns out of them. This is one of my most proudest puns.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anathex_Adv
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02
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I decided to throw a block of butter off my roof today...

I guess i could say that i saw a butterfly

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 26
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I just had a guy throw milk at me

How dairy ?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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What does Mjolnir become when Thor throws it?

Mjolfar.

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Why did the kid throw an ice cream into the ocean?

He wanted to see if he could make an ice cream float..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/savagecheefer
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23
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Why did the baker throw away the bread someone gave him?

Because he didn't knead it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lovina9
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19
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What happens when you throw a grenade into a French kitchen?

Linoleum Blownapart

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Why did the old man throw his clock out of the window?

Because he wanted to see time fly!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imkindaspiffy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23
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I forgot how to throw a boomerang

but then it came back to me

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I asked all the countries in the world if they wanted to throw a party. All of them told me they can't because of covid.

Only one was like "Yemen"

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What kind of temper tantrums do fake presidents always throw?

Counterfeits!

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 13
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Please do not throw cigarette butts in the urinals

It makes them soggy and hard to light

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChangeNew389
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25
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Your honor is it illegal to throw sodium chloride in someone's eyes?

Judge: it's assault

I know it's a salt, is it a crime though?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alfriadox
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17
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Why did Bach throw away his harpsichord?

Because it Baroque

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Monster_NotWar
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27
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I throw up whenever i hear a joke

It's a gag reflex

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArkoAvarsalu
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't return, no matter how you throw it?

I don't know, but I'm tired of getting hit with these bananas!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jollyflyingcactus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28
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What do you call a stuffed toy pig when throw like a football?

Spiral ham.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MahlonMurder
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13
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Your undergraduate diploma was a complete waste of money, you should throw it in the fire.

That's a first degree burn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28
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What do you get when you throw a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner

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πŸ‘€︎ u/enggeek
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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I saw a man at the supermarket today, throw all the milk, butter, cream and yoghurt off the shelves, in a rage.

I thought "How dairy!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B-man44
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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I used to know how to throw a boomerang

It's not coming back to me now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Malcolm_Y
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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Don't throw sodium chloride at people

That's a salt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dittestark
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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You know how they throw the ball into the crowd after they win the game?

Apparently, that's not allowed in bowling. I know that now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EmBeeCSGO
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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*Throws boomerang*

Well.. I think we all know where that one's going.

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A man asks a police officer if it’s a crime to throw sodium chloride in someone’s eyes

Officer: β€œYes, that’s assault!”

Man: β€œI know it’s a salt, but is it a crime?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trace826621
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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Is it a crime to throw NaCl on someone's eyes?

It's assault

I know it's a salt but is it a crime?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MAGICJJAFFFF
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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When French people make bread, they throw the dough at the window to see if it's ready to bake

I guess that's why they call it window pain.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dumbwaeguk
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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My town throws a festival for the salmon spawn each year. This is what they call companies that contribute a significant amount of money.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBrontosaurus
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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Don’t throw sodium chloride at people

That’s a salt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justbeatitTTD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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I was sitting in a bar when a man walked in and proceeded to throw some milk, yoghurt and cheese at me

How dairy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Echo-24
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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Mom said she'd throw her son from a cliff if he didn't eat his vegetables ...

... but it was a bluff!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SwooopingIsBad
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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If there’s one thing that always makes me throw up...

It’s a dart board on the ceiling

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jweber96
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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My kids get confused when I throw whole basil leaves at them this time of year

But as they say, 'tis the season

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotA_Drug_Dealer
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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I forgot how to throw a boomerang

but then it came back to me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ness-Boyy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18
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Don't throw sodium chloride at people.

That's a salt .

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ivanshu
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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How do you throw a party in space?

You planet.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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