Why did the student throw a 64 pack of Crayola crayons at his art teacher after he was done with his test?
He wanted to pass with flying colors.
I thought of that myself.
Why do bouncers throw violent drunks out the back door?
Because they belong behind bars.
How do you throw a party in space?
When I was at school I had it tough. Other kids would throw lumps of gold at me.
I was a victim of bullion.
What do you get when you throw a piano down a mineshaft?
What do you say when you throw bread away?
My yogurt starter went bad, so I throw it out.....
I really hated cancelling culture.
I have started carrying a piece of stone with me to throw at people who sing Christmas songs before Thanksgiving.
It’s my jingle bell rock.
What did Donatello and Raphael throw out their office window?
The shredder. They fought with it too much.
I had to throw an entire box of animal crackers away.
Watching my kid throw my brand new phone out the window is the last thing I wanted to see today...
While waiting for a school-related live stream, me and my friend decided to throw words at each other and make puns out of them. This is one of my most proudest puns.
I decided to throw a block of butter off my roof today...
I guess i could say that i saw a butterfly
I just had a guy throw milk at me
What does Mjolnir become when Thor throws it?
Why did the kid throw an ice cream into the ocean?
He wanted to see if he could make an ice cream float..
Why did the baker throw away the bread someone gave him?
Because he didn't knead it!
What happens when you throw a grenade into a French kitchen?
Why did the old man throw his clock out of the window?
Because he wanted to see time fly!
I forgot how to throw a boomerang
but then it came back to me
I asked all the countries in the world if they wanted to throw a party. All of them told me they can't because of covid.
Only one was like "Yemen"
What kind of temper tantrums do fake presidents always throw?
Please do not throw cigarette butts in the urinals
It makes them soggy and hard to light
Your honor is it illegal to throw sodium chloride in someone's eyes?
Judge: it's assault
I know it's a salt, is it a crime though?
Why did Bach throw away his harpsichord?
I throw up whenever i hear a joke
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't return, no matter how you throw it?
I don't know, but I'm tired of getting hit with these bananas!
What do you call a stuffed toy pig when throw like a football?
Your undergraduate diploma was a complete waste of money, you should throw it in the fire.
That's a first degree burn.
I saw a man at the supermarket today, throw all the milk, butter, cream and yoghurt off the shelves, in a rage.
I used to know how to throw a boomerang
It's not coming back to me now.
You know how they throw the ball into the crowd after they win the game?
Apparently, that's not allowed in bowling. I know that now.
*Throws boomerang*
Well.. I think we all know where that one's going.
A man asks a police officer if it’s a crime to throw sodium chloride in someone’s eyes
Officer: “Yes, that’s assault!”
Man: “I know it’s a salt, but is it a crime?”
When French people make bread, they throw the dough at the window to see if it's ready to bake
I guess that's why they call it window pain.
My town throws a festival for the salmon spawn each year. This is what they call companies that contribute a significant amount of money.
I was sitting in a bar when a man walked in and proceeded to throw some milk, yoghurt and cheese at me
Mom said she'd throw her son from a cliff if he didn't eat his vegetables ...
If there’s one thing that always makes me throw up...
It’s a dart board on the ceiling
My kids get confused when I throw whole basil leaves at them this time of year
But as they say, 'tis the season
I forgot how to throw a boomerang
but then it came back to me
What do you get when you throw a piano down a mineshaft?
Don't throw sodium chloride at people
Don't throw sodium chloride at people.
How do you throw a party in space?
Is it a crime to throw NaCl on someone's eyes?
It's assault
I know it's a salt but is it a crime?
Don’t throw sodium chloride at people
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