Can a ninja throw a throwing star?
Someone was throwing Stephen King books at everyone, and I wondered why they were doing that...
Some Italians were throwing small lumps of dough composed of potatoes at my house
I guess they were Gnocching on my door
There was a guy who was really, really good at throwing things.
Caught my kids throwing sticks of butter up in the air in our backyard.
They said they wanted to see butterflies!
Javelin is the best throwing event.
I saw one of my neighbors throwing their trash into another neighbor's trashcan
I told him to stop trash passing.
At my book club, I wondered why they were throwing Stephen King novels around.
My two sons were throwing scrabble pieces at each other.
My wife said, "It's all fun until someone loses an "I".
Throwing acid is wrong...
...in some people’s eyes.
Big Foot has been spotted throwing tantrums and talking back to his parents.
No wonder they call him the Sassquatch.
I got into a Scrabble letter throwing fight...
It was all fun and games, until someone lost an i
A disgruntled employee of an axe throwing establishment was leaving one-star Yelp reviews
Apparently it was a real hatchet job
My wife is really mad at me for throwing a snowball at my son.
On top of it, I’m banned permanently from the maternity ward.
I may have been kicked out of my local watch shop for throwing the merchandise around, but I can confirm...
Time does fly when you’re having fun!
Was at a dinner with a chemist when all of a sudden she became angry and starting throwing sodium chloride at me.
I'm pretty sure that's a salt.
I spent the past few minutes throwing chickpeas at my cat's feet...
I used the beans to bean the beans.
I used to love puns about throwing things, but now I don’t.
Is plate throwing a really an Olympic sport?
Did you hear the one about the giant throwing up?
Cops just arrested a protester throwing flowers...
they deemed it an act of Violets.
The police got called to the monastery after a ninja was caught throwing people about
They commented: "He was bad at hiding, but he was great with his nun chucks"
I was walking by a kindergarden with my girlfriend, when she suddenly started throwing dry grapes at the kids.
At that moment I knew she was good at raisin children.
The world champion at throwing boomerang died
He got a new boomerang and threw away the old one
My friend was hit by a car shortly after throwing coins in a wishing well
I thought “well that’s unfortunate”
My kids have taken to playing indoor skirmish, throwing Scrabble tiles at each other.
Is all fun and games until someone loses an "i".
HEADLINE: Vermont man arrested for throwing pickle from moving vehicle, striking a highway worker...
It wasn't a Vlasic case of road rage, but it's still Claussen quite a commotion.
My neighbor denies throwing a cinder block through my front window,
But I have concrete evidence.
My maths teacher started throwing wordplay in calculus problems, I guess it is
A problem of Ex-pun-ential order
A man tried to start a fight by throwing dough, shredded cheese, and tomato sauce at me.
So I said, “You wanna pizza me?”
What did the spice merchant say to his tantrum throwing son?
“I’ve got all the thyme in the world.”
A man told me that throwing my drinks at him wouldn't hurt because I only drink soft drinks. But he was laid out when I threw a can of Arizona.
I guess he didn't expect a my tea throw.
I wanted to share this picture of me throwing caution the wind (‘:
The sound of him throwing his phone will be hear throughout the universe
My son has been throwing paper darts around and a big one got stuck in my butt crack
To be honest it’s a massive plane in the arse
How do flat round throwing objects sort their opinional differences?
I just saw Charlie Chaplin and Marcel Marceau throwing a microphone into the sea.
I guess it's true what they say: Great mimes sink a mic.
I wondered why my daughter was throwing all my Stephen King books around the room. And then…
At my book club, I wondered why they were throwing Stephen King novels around...
At my book club, I was wondering why they were throwing Stephan King books at me.
My wife is furious at me for throwing a snowball at my son.
On top of it, I’m also banned from the maternity ward.
Can a ninja kill someone with a throwing star?
My wife is mad at me for throwing a snowball at my son.
On top of it, I’m permanently banned from the maternity ward.
Can a ninja throw a throwing star? SureHeCan
A shuriken is a throwing star.
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