What does a shy elephant wear when he goes swimming?

A pair of long trunks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhatProtomolecule
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2021
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What was the shy pebbles' greatest aspiration?

To be a little boulder

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2021
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I figured out why I am so shy and awkward

A main part of my body is called the nervous system

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pokebandit91
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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Why do skeletons shy away from horror movies?

They have no stomach for them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RandomWittyNam3
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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What did the shy pebble wish for?

That she was a little boulder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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My new pet fish is seems to be shy.

He’s a little coy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoWasExpected
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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The shy farmer declined the talent audition...

He's a grower, not a shower.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sirnicster
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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I tried to buy some Polaroid camera film on Amazon but there weren't any images of the products. I asked the seller why that was and he said he didn't want to embarrass his film because it was camera shy.

Apparently camera film is photosensitive

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peon2
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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What did the shy ear of corn say after he was complemented?

Aww shucks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bcferguson128
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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Have you heard of Eminems shy little brother? He's called Ehm...inem.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigbaoss
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2018
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I’m very shy about tidying up

I guess you could say I’m a closet organizer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jakeizaak
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2019
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Yesterday i met a shy guy

We played some Mario together

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stef20
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2018
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A shy priest greets the wedding guests to the Chapel. He's very nervous and doesn't say much. reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThiccGoose
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2018
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Are goldfish naturally shy creatures?

Sometimes they're a little koi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2017
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Why was the grizzly shy?

It was embearassed

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2016
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What did the shy pebble wish for?

That she was a little boulder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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What did the shy pebble wish for?

That she was a little boulder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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What did the shy pebble wish for?

That she was a little boulder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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What did the shy pebble wish for?

That she was a little boulder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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What did the shy pebble wish for?

That she was a little boulder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2019
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What did the shy pebble wish for?

That she was a little boulder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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What did the shy pebble wish for?

That she was a little boulder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/krystx57
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2019
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What did the shy pebble wish?

That she was a little boulder!

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2016
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