I have an irrational fear of over-designed buildings.
It's a complex complex complex.
What do you call the fear of being alone with the Santa?
What comes between fear and sex?
The swordfish has no natural predators to fear...
....except the penfish, which is supposed to be even mightier.
To the people who don't take the fear of clowns seriously...
Coulrophobia is no laughing matter.
I have a fear of speed bumps
I’m slowly getting over it
[Dark] Reports came out that suicide rates actually dropped during the pandemic despite people's worst fears. I guess it's true what they say...
How do you get over a fear of elevators?
Just take some steps to avoid them.
What do you call a fear of giants?
Feefiphobia
Edit: wow! I never expected this to reach such great heights..... Thank you for the awards, kind redditors.
The only thing Flat-Earthers fear...
I have this pathological fear of two letter words.
I get terrified just thinking about it.
I have a terrible fear of very small greenhouses
One of Santa’s biggest fears is getting stuck in the chimney while delivering presents
I fear for the Calendar.
It’s days are numbered...
I have a horrific fear of elevators
I’ve started taking steps to avoid them
Fear of spiders is called arachnophobia. What is fear of nothing at all?
I've decided to seek help for my irrational fear of speed humps...
I'm slowly getting over it.
I went to the doctors because I have a fear of palindromes...
The ba***rd prescribed me Xanax.
My wife said she has an irrational fear of revolving doors.
I told her she’ll come around, eventually.
What do you call a fear of giants?
I went to see a psychiatrist to get over my crippling fear of palindromes.
The bastard put me on Xanax!
My biggest fear about becoming a Zombie....
....is all that walking you have to do.
Simple solution to my fear of the dark
I just close my eyes and pretend it's not there
the stonefish has no natural predator to fear from....
...except the paperfish, which is supposed to be even more superior.
I've been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants.
The therapist said I can get over my fear of buffets....
But first, I've got to want to help myself .
[At the therapist] Me: Doc, I have a crippling fear of big, empty spaces.
Therapist: A void?
Me: That’s good advice. Thanks.
Flat Earthers have only one thing to fear
Irrational fear
I'm terrified of elevators and I'm taking steps to avoid them
What do you call a fear of Germans in tight spaces?
I'm developing a fear of German sausages
If you are sad, that you didn't get to use 2020 properly, fear not
Because in two years we will have 2022
What's a pirate's greatest fear on the first date?
A sunken chest with no booty.
Finally decided to talk to my therapist about my fear of Mexican food.
Took me a long time to finally be able to taco bout it. 🤦🏻♂️
What do flat-Earthers fear?
I have a fear of speed bumps
But I'm slowly getting over it.
What is the fear of giants?
I fear for the calendar ...
I have a fear of elevators
But I’ve started taking steps to avoid it.
I have a fear of elevators,
So I've taken steps to avoid them.
I have a fear of speed bumps.
I’m slowly getting over it.
I've been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants....
The only thing flat earthers fear is sphere itself.
The only thing that flat earthers fear....
The only thing flat earthers fear
I have an irrational fear of overly engineered buildings
I have a complex complex complex
I have a fear of speed bumps,
But I'm slowly getting over it.
I have a fear of speed bumps....
but I’m slowly getting over it.
I have a fear of speed bumps
But I’m slowly getting over it
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