I've been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants.

Feefiphobia.

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I have a fear of overly complicated buildings

I have a complex complex complex

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I used to have an irrational fear of eggs. . .

...but I beat it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
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My mate has a fear of over-engineered buildings. He has a complex complex complex

He went to the psychiatrist and he discovered it was more than just a fear. He has a complex complex complex complex

The Doctor sent him to a specialised centre.. It was the complex complex complex complex complex.

Unfortunately, it was an over-engineered building. Yes, it was a complex complex complex complex complex complex.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
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I used to have an irrational fear of obstacles...

...but I finally got over it.

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I have a fear of automatic toilets.

They scare the crap out of me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Doogasa34
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07
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I have a fear of cinnamon bread...

I have cinnamon dread

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Firebird_Frenzy
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If I get a dog, I’d name it fear.

So if I lost it I’d be fearless.

My friend also wants a dog, but he’s going to call it spot.

He’s going to keep it strictly outdoors, that way his house will always be spotless.

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πŸ“…︎ May 03
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The only thing flat earthers fear

Is sphere itself

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gilgameshbrah
πŸ“…︎ May 05
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Today I learned Tessarakontadyochilexintaphobia is the fear of the number 42069.

Nice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_neverlander
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23
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The only thing that Flat-Earthers fear.

Is sphere itself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chorlse
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19
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According to Freud, what comes between fear and sex?

FΓΌnf.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tru-Queer
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28
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What do you call a fear of giants?

Fe-Fi-Phobia

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πŸ‘€︎ u/giga-oof
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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I had a fear of climbing Chestnut Trees.

But now I have conkered it!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andyginn12
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18
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Jamaicans that fear operating doors with a key...

They dreadlocks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23
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Just been to the doctors about my fear of giants

I’ve been diagnosed with Fe Fi Phobia

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatboyfat1981
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10
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If your fear is a negative one

Then the root of your fear is imaginary

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Stock markets plunge over Coronavirus fears, some portfolios hit more than others..

... Mainly Spread markets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02
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What do hydras fear the most?

Dehydration!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rivethart
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12
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Danger, Fear, and Panic came knocking at my door. It'd been ten years since the last visit, and all holding clipboards, were ready to begin the inquisition. Nervously, I opened the door and prepared myself to answer their calling.

"Sense us."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeromocles
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05
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Fear of Santa?

Claustrophobia.

Fear of German men? Klaustrophobia.

Fear of bears? Clawstrophobia.

Fear of legal agreements? Clausetrophobia.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pdxp2b
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12
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The latest James Bond movie is not getting released in China because of Coronavirus fears.

It’s No Time to Die.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19
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Why does Santa fear getting stuck in a chimney?

Because he’s Claustrophobic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VeryLastBison
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2019
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I have a fear of speed bumps.

It's ok though, I'm slowly getting over it.

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It’s not the fear that keeps the crows away... it’s the puns.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ericopolis
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2019
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I have a fear of speed bumps.

I’m slowly getting over it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SnorkelTurkey
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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I have a fear of elevators

But I've started taking steps to avoid them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/supremechad420
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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I fear of running out of dad jokes one day

Wouldn't dad be a shame?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/real_jeffyjeff
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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Patient goes to the doctor to talk about his crippling fear of heights.

Doctor: looking over the patients information Looks like you've gone from 5'10 to 5-

Patient: Starts screaming

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Me: I have a fear of the vertical axis.

Therapist: Why?

Me: *Screams in intense fear*

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DozerMoser
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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I've been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants.

It's called feefiphobia.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mama_Bear15
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2019
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A flat-earther’s greatest fear is sphere itself.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Youngdoorstop
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2018
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Fear not glasses users...

Next year, everyone will be seeing 20-20.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeoByNature
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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I have an irrational fear of Blu-ray players.

I just find them disc-inserting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slmckay73
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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I have this terrible fear of Escalators.

I am taking steps to avoid them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strongpillow
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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Whats the Only Thing Flat Earthers have to Fear?

It's Shpere Itself!

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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Flat earthers have nothing to fear

Except sphere itself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EsCaRg0t
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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I talked to my psychologist about my growing fears about death for an hour..

He said my time was up.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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I’ve been diagnosed with the fear of giants..

Feefiphobia ..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trapdaddymigo
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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Even though he had an extreme fear of heights, why did the butcher resolve to climb all the way up the ladder?

The steaks were too high.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VNPimpinella
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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I have an intense fear of speed bumps, but I’m slowly getting over it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tardtart
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2018
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I have a fear of elevators

I am going to start taking steps to avoid them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jimmy-jen
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2019
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Flat-earthers fear it!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lansaman
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2018
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I fear for the calender.

I hear its days are numbered...

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I have a fear of driving through tunnels with multiple people in the car

Doc said it's Carpool Tunnel Syndrome

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andrewmathman17
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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I've developed a fear of negative numbers.

I'll stop at nothing to avoid them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cavtrpr017
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2019
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I've always had an irrational fear of stairs, but I'm taking steps to avoid it.
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I saw a communist who was up for his Hepatitis shot. He was telling stories to the doctor out of fear of needles.

The doctor said β€œQuit Stalin”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RTCOAT
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2019
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The only thing a flat earthier fears is sphere itself
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HeXagon_Prats
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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I used to have a fear of warts

But now they've grown on me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Henhen21
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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Fears

Therapist: what’s your greatest fear?

Me: vowels

Therapist: why?

Me: only sometimes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dandi-ela
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2019
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H. P. Lovecraft had many fears, especially wealthy old people.

The Elder-rich

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I used to have a fear of hurdles

But I got over it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JRBX
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2019
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I've developed a fear of escalators.

I'm taking steps to about them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cavtrpr017
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2019
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Which alphabet gang strikes fear in the hearts of the other letters?

I Q U

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OverKast78
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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I fear for the calendar

It’s days are numbered.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amiur
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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I had a fear of painting

but someone told me to brush it off

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πŸ‘€︎ u/connorclarkee_e
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
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They say the biggest human fear is the unknown

Like...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Imakehamforalivin
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2019
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What's a flat Earths greatest fear

It's sphere its self

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryguy1167
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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What is a flat earthers greatest fear?

Sphere itself!

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2019
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I have a fear of speed bumps....

But I’m slowing getting over it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/w00dw0rk3r
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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I’ve been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants..

Feefiphobia

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadjokesig
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2018
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I have a fear of two letter words

I get scared just thinking about it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Logan_Holmes
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2019
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A condition that every writer fears
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AmethystMonkey
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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Me: "I have a fear of Backstreet Boys music."

Therapist: "Tell me why."

Me: (screams)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScottyUrb
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2019
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I have an irrational fear of empty spaces

Nothing scares me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PopeliusJones
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2019
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I’ve developed a chronic fear of giants

It’s called feefifobia

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sweaty_Bollocks
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2018
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I threw a boomerang six years ago now I live in constant fear.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lordoflememes
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2019
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I've been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants...

...feefiphobia...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 08
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I have a fear of giants

Feefiphobia.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheOrderOfARA
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16
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The only thing flat earthers fear is sphere itself.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cjjsteen3
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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The only thing flat-earthers fear...

The only thing flat-earthers fear is sphere itself

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cmellor04
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28
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The only thing flat-earthers have to fear

is sphere itself

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZoonDragon
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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What do flat-earthers fear most?

Sphere itself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2donutkid2
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01
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I was Diagnosed with chronic fear of Giants

FeeFiphobia

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twigsnapper
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2019
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The only thing flat earthers fear is sphere itself.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Adderalin
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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The Only Thing Flat-Earthers Fear...

is sphere itself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hana-Chi
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2019
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The only thing flat earthers fear is sphere itself
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πŸ‘€︎ u/x_Parzival_
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2019
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The only thing flat earthers have to fear....

Is sphere itself

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πŸ‘€︎ u/choto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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I've been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants...

It's called feefiphobia!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2019
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I've been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants.

It's called feefiphobia.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/orduk
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
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I have a fear of speed bumps...

But I’m slowly getting over it.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2019
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I have a fear for speed bumps...

I'm slowly getting over it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xinnobun
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2019
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I have an irrational fear of Blu-ray players.

I just find them disc-inserting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slmckay73
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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The only thing flat-earthers have to fear...

Is sphere itself

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πŸ‘€︎ u/paoerfuuul
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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I have a fear of giants...

FEEFIPHOBIA

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coadnamedalex
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2019
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I have a fear of speed bumps...

But I’m slowly getting over it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/epic420698
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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The only thing that flat earthers have to fear...

is sphere itself

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PostreDeLaNoche
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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I have a fear of speed bumps.

I'm slowly getting over it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lizzieJH4
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2019
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The only thing flat-earthers fear...

...is sphere itself...

πŸ‘︎ 6k
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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2017
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The only thing Flat Earthers fear...

...Is sphere itself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IroquoisPichael
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2018
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A flat-earthers’ greatest fear is...

Sphere itself

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stefan5641
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2019
🚨︎ report
A flat-earthers’ greatest fear is...

Sphere itself

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stefan5641
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2019
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I have a fear of speed bumps.

I am slowly getting over it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/happyWW
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2019
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