What does the penguin waiter says?

Waddle'll it be?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/invisible_being
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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If I get a dog, I’d name it fear.

So if I lost it I’d be fearless.

My friend also wants a dog, but he’s going to call it spot.

He’s going to keep it strictly outdoors, that way his house will always be spotless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jlionbad
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2020
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[request] puns for an elephant name

Basically, I am making a character in D&D and I have an elephant that becomes extremely intelligent and gains the ability to talk... and a beard. So can we brainstorm some punny names for a fearless elephant companion?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sheriffChocolate
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2018
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