Fearfulness Puns

But im slowly getting over them

I get terrified just thinking about it.

is Sphere itself.

I'm slowly getting over it.

It’s days are numbered...

A-lack-o-phobias

Feefiphobia

Edit: wow! I never expected this to reach such great heights..... Thank you for the awards, kind redditors.

I’ve started taking steps to avoid them

7 was a well known 6 offender

The ba***rd prescribed me Xanax.

I told her she’ll come around, eventually.

They're bread for pain

Feefiphobia.

Joke by Mark Rosewater.

....is all that walking you have to do.

The bastard put me on Xanax!

I just close my eyes and pretend it's not there

Therapist: A void?

Me: That’s good advice. Thanks.

But first, I've got to want to help myself .

...except the paperfish, which is supposed to be even more superior.

I call him Dr. Awkward.

I was a little afraid of speed bumps too, but I’m slowly getting over them!

UPDATE: Thank you so much for all the upvotes and amazing responses, fellow Dad Joke lovers. You make the world a happier place! 🤩

Feefiphobia.

I'm terrified of elevators and I'm taking steps to avoid them

Klaustrophobia

It's sphere itself.

Now I look up to them.

I told my doctor and he said I have Klaustrophobia.

Took me a long time to finally be able to taco bout it. 🤦🏻‍♂️

Because in two years we will have 2022

I have a complex complex complex.

A sunken chest with no booty.

I fear the wurst.

But slowly, I got over it.

Basically I fear the wurst.

Edit: thanks for my first award ya loonies ;)

But I'm slowly getting over it.

Feefiephobia

Its days are numbered.

But I’ve started taking steps to avoid it.

So I've taken steps to avoid them.

I’m slowly getting over it.

Feefiphobia.

Is sphere itself.

Is sphere itself

But I'm slowly getting over it.

But I’m slowly getting over it

but I’m slowly getting over it.

I have a complex complex complex

I have a complex complex complex