And come out of the closet
Remind me, which is the one about being in the closet?
There wasn't much vroom to maneuver
Which is the one about being in the closet?
It was a packed house.
...He suffers from claustrophobia
Doctor finally diagnosed me with Claustrophobia,
He had Santa Claustrophobia.
They’re testing to see if I have claustrophobia or not.
Fear of German men? Klaustrophobia.
Fear of bears? Clawstrophobia.
Fear of legal agreements? Clausetrophobia.
I have Santa Claustrophobia.
I was putting up my Christmas tree lights while my wife and my 10 year old read over a list of obscure phobias.
"Hey Dad what's the fear if Santa called?"